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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Nah, it’s the further NFLification of college football. Complete with turning the fans into NFL wannabe meat heads 

I think that's just our society in general. There are two types of NFL fans; those that grew up cheering for those teams with their family, and those who never went to a decent sized college. And I suppose the third tier of losers who decided to adopt the Houston Texans late in life, for whatever reason, but I assume that is based on some segment of those who went to college and a need to fill the void in their lives that Bud Adams ripped away. 

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14 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

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His Tuesday morning update:

Tuesday morning update

Let me paint the picture for you: Tyler Atkinson's dad has said Tyler is likely to make a decision around 11:15 a.m. ET on the Pat McAfee Show. There's no telling that will happen exactly at that time with TV time windows and the typical delays to commitment decision moments. But in the event it happens at that time, Atkinson will be announcing a decision at the same time Kirby Smart is doing an SEC Radio appearance and at the time all the Georgia football players will be in the main media room at SEC Media Days.

Whether it's Georgia or Texas, diabolical move by whoever planned the timing of the decision — on the same day both teams are at Media Days.

Much like the Monday night update, there's a lot of surprise and uncertainty in Athens. The predictions that started to trickle in surprised the folks at Georgia as much as anyone. I've still been getting feedback on the verge of disbelief that it could be playing out this way. But it does look as though it's going the wrong way here.

There will be a lot of discourse about this today, so let's try to act like we've been there before. Yes, I'm told the Texas offer is notably higher than Georgia's, but that was the case when Georgia still had confidence it would land Atkinson.

35 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Pat McAfee is the college football version of Aaron Rodgers and Joe Rogan. He's for dumb-as-shit 20-something white man-children who all think they're "alphas", swear by the carnivore diet, and couldn't find a clitoris if you expanded it ten-fold and provided GPS.

I think it's a mix with SAS where he's being inserted into places he doesn't belong. Why was he on the Home Run Derby literally last night? Why was he doing a long speech shown in arena in Indiana during the NBA Finals that went so long they literally delayed getting back into the game? Put him in football and wrestling stuff, sure don't care, I can ignore it. But they're trying to have him in everything and beyond being a turnoff for most of the audience he doesn't match or know the spaces they're putting him in.

Just now, Hookem2147 said:

around 11:15 a.m. ET

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Erin Hogan on his ESPN Austin radio show, broadcasting from ATL this morning said that a long-time "20-years reliable" source of his said that, "Atkinson was in the bag [for Texas]."

Then Hogan hemmed, hawed, and hedged, saying, "Not that that couldn't change before the announcement."

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

Erin Hogan on his ESPN Austin radio show, broadcasting from ATL this morning said that a long-time "20-years reliable" source of his said that, "Atkinson was in the bag [for Texas]."

Then Hogan hemmed, hawed, and hedged, saying, "Not that that couldn't change before the announcement."

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1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

Erin Hogan on his ESPN Austin radio show, broadcasting from ATL this morning said that a long-time "20-years reliable" source of his said that, "Atkinson was in the bag [for Texas]."

Then Hogan hemmed, hawed, and hedged, saying, "Not that that couldn't change before the announcement."

I have a hard time thinking of a 20 year reliable source that would even talk to Hogan, unless it was Bobby or Gerry. Which means it's probably Ketchum, so fuck us all. 

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

I have a hard time thinking of a 20 year reliable source that would even talk to Hogan, unless it was Bobby or Gerry. Which means it's probably Ketchum, so fuck us all. 

I thought it was Jabba also.

13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

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That show doesn’t even air until 12 noon ET. 

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

That show doesn’t even air until 12 noon ET. 

Freudian slip. His dad meant 11:15 CENTRAL BECAUSE TEXAS. /twitter and BO&W

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7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I have a hard time thinking of a 20 year reliable source that would even talk to Hogan, unless it was Bobby or Gerry. Which means it's probably Ketchum, so fuck us all. 

I’m sure Derrick Johnson knows, and has told a few people, maybe Babers who is close with Hogan.

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Freudian slip. His dad meant 11:15 CENTRAL BECAUSE TEXAS. /twitter and BO&W

Figured.

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

I’m sure Derrick Johnson knows, and has told a few people, maybe Babers who is close with Hogan.

GTFO of here with your logical deduction and perfectly reasonable speculation. 

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The guy has already told the staffs. Hence the disillusionment on the Georgia end and the PK tweet. 

Just now, closetojumping said:

The guy has already told the staffs. Hence the disillusionment on the Georgia end and the PK tweet. 

Probably what they meant about the time? He confirmed with the staffs around that time 

33 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It's almost like in your world, it's impossible to be perfectly fine with a guy who's found success in his various fields while at the same time dismissing someone personally because you find their content to be tedious and unspectacular. 

Texas A&M has managed to create hundreds of thousands of alums, some of them who have money, and brainwash them into borderline tragic levels of cognitive dissonance and emotional sports suffering, all while having them say "please sir may I have another." By any measure it seems like Texas A&M is a super successful institution, and have positioned themselves brilliantly.

I suppose it goes without saying that the institution of Texas A&M demands your respect, huh?

I respect his outcomes more than his content, but your point still stands. 

Georgia wanted him real bad.  What a treat this one is.

25 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Yes, I'm told the Texas offer is notably higher than Georgia's, but that was the case when Georgia still had confidence it would land Atkinson.

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2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The guy has already told the staffs. Hence the disillusionment on the Georgia end and the PK tweet. 

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10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Thanks Peter 

321pm?

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The guy has already told the staffs. Hence the disillusionment on the Georgia end and the PK tweet. 

This. I felt like he informed the staffs yesterday. Hence all the crystal ball changes happening when they did.

announcing his decision literally at the same time Kirby Smart is speaking at SEC media days is some diabolical bullshit. georgia's been on this kid for like 4 years. i can see why they're salty. lulz

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Fun Fact, Pat McAfee is @closetojumping's favorite college football analyst. "He adds real personality to the shows, guys." His opinion was in such a minority in our text group that now he's gotten super defensive about it, trying to proactively frame some dumb antic or take McAfee has as prescient or smart. I think he even defended McAfee's pick of aTm for last year's football game. "Guys, obviously I expect to win, but McAfee had some good points."

Text group? 

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A pending commitment from a bad ass player, kolache talk, Houston burbs, kitty talk, and the same few posters that tell us all how to live/who is ok to like. It’s one stop shopping and I couldn’t be more thankful.

Just now, tejas60 said:

Text group? 

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Honestly, seems like an untapped 9.95 venture on their parts. Just imagine the uncut Surlyesque shit that continuously flows out of that group text. 

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1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

Pat McAfee is the college football version of Aaron Rodgers and Joe Rogan. He's for dumb-as-shit 20-something white man-children who all think they're "alphas", swear by the carnivore diet, and couldn't find a clitoris if you expanded it ten-fold and provided GPS.

I'd pay to surgically install the locator for GPS. I'd thought it was like that pirate treasure those idiots are digging for on that island.

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

All of this and a huge feeder of the trend where sports just turns into a thing people can gamble on instead of fun in its own right. Sports betting is the death of interesting conversations.

Betting stories of any kind are death-in-life to listen to. 

39 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I think that's just our society in general. There are two types of NFL fans; those that grew up cheering for those teams with their family, and those who never went to a decent sized college. And I suppose the third tier of losers who decided to adopt the Houston Texans late in life, for whatever reason, but I assume that is based on some segment of those who went to college and a need to fill the void in their lives that Bud Adams ripped away. 

Jerry Jones, Barry Switzer, Deion Sanders in Dallas killed my number two team for me. Bud Shitstain Adams stole number one. I was liberated from the NFL

5 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

Text group? 

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I respectfully disagree. That would be posting and interacting with the fucking den of dullards on the football board every Saturday. 

Hmm. Appears you're a regular poster on the football board. 

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5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 

Jerry Jones, Barry Switzer, Deion Sanders in Dallas killed my number two team for me. Bud Shitstain Adams stole number one. I was liberated from the NFL

I'm sorry, what kind of person could have ever had the Oilers are their #1 team, and the Cowboys as their #2? Or Vice Versa?

That's some fucking deranged shit, man. You really respect OU every other Saturday other than the second weekend in October?

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Iron lung? What is this, the damned. dark ages? It was a hyperbaric chamber, it worked, and I didn’t have to come home and tell the children that some noob of a vet misdiagnosed some cat ailment and killed their “ kitty”. 

Pat McAfee gets more shit on this site than damned near anyone. I’ve only seen him on Gameday and, while obnoxious, he’s also pretty entertaining. Is there something else going on with the guy that causes such enthused disdain?

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm sorry, what kind of person could have ever had the Oilers are their #1 team, and the Cowboys as their #2? Or Vice Versa?

That's some fucking deranged shit, man. You really respect OU every other Saturday other than the second weekend in October?

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Just now, SydneyCarton said:

I'm sorry, what kind of person could have ever had the Oilers are their #1 team, and the Cowboys as their #2? Or Vice Versa?

That's some fucking deranged shit, man. You really respect OU every other Saturday other than the second weekend in October?

I grew up in Central Texas. I have no dog in the Dallas v Houston rivalry. They weren’t in the same division or even conference. I had no problem pulling for both. Dallas 1, Houston 2. When Houston Houstoned up the game with the Bills and ruined the all-Texas Super Bowl, I was pissed. Frank Reich? Seriously?

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Tyler Atkinson to Texas!!!

 

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