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So, yeah, best player on offense and best player on defense se in a “disappointing class, right?”  With enough money left over for retention and to go shopping on the portal?  It’s almost like Sark knows what he’s doing and has the resources to do it. Hook Em gents. 

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    k Excited for more tears

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    FYI - just cross-posting a really nice story.     Embedded tweet w/ anecdote.      

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    13,000 posts on surlyhorns.com is the hallmark of a guy who's just too busy to tune into commitment ceremonies. 

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They were just one win (out of 3) from playing in the SEC Championship Game! One multiple overtime loss killed them. They had a chance to be the first unranked team in the SEC championship and picked to lose by more than three touchdowns. 

History!

It would have been even more historic had they not eked out a narrow win against the Bowling Green Seniors! The Aggie bell cow to championship games this season, Le'Veon Moss says my name is Le'Veon Moss, saved the Aggies with a performance for the ages!

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Anybody else hear the once sleeping giant yawning, stretching, and scratching his ass with both hands as he rises from the sacred dirt of College Station?

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Georgia fans, of all teams, bemoaning spending money to get players. The state that changed their laws to upgrade their bag game. We are through the looking glass.

Having Mulugheta represent him couldn’t have hurt our cause. Wouldn’t mind seeing him grow his recruit representation business if that’s the case. Helps establish a relationship with probable NFL clients, so it could be largely beneficial if he believes our program best sets up players for NFL success and the numbers being offered are close. Definitely something to keep an eye on.

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8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Mixed feelings today.  We landed Tyler Atkinson.  We find out Sydney Carton is a cat person.

It's almost like me outing him as a cat person is a bigger deal than him coming out on here as bisexual. I still think, even in today's world, that that was very brave of him. 

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It appears the best in jawja, leave jawja. 

We shifted all that Ojo money and walked into GA and dick slapped Athens again. 
 

I asked before. Who in 2027 are we gonna take out of ga 

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It's almost like me outing him as a cat person is a bigger deal than him coming out on here as bisexual. I still think, even in today's world, that that was very brave of him. 

He still holding on to the beastiality or was it zoophilia?

Just now, Revolution512 said:

He still holding on to the beastiality or was it zoophilia?

You misspelled necrophilia 

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7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It's almost like me outing him as a cat person is a bigger deal than him coming out on here as bisexual. I still think, even in today's world, that that was very brave of him. 

The plus in LGBTQIA+ is for cat lovers. 

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3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I asked before. Who in 2027 are we gonna take out of ga 

Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Just now, BERT said:

You misspelled necrophilia 

You misspelled Try-sexual (Try anything).  Lulz.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We shifted all that Ojo money and walked into GA and dick slapped Athens again. 
 

I asked before. Who in 2027 are we gonna take out of ga 

We won’t know until they crown a new “no. 1 in the state for 2027”.

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Georgia fans, of all teams, bemoaning spending money to get players. The state that changed their laws to upgrade their bag game. We are through the looking glass.

My God this.  Such fucking lying morons and hypocrites.

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We shifted all that Ojo money and walked into GA and dick slapped Athens again. 
 

I asked before. Who in 2027 are we gonna take out of ga 

Based solely on the early rankings and offers, looks like DJ Jacobs and KJ Green are the targets to fill that role.

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12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Georgia fans, of all teams, bemoaning spending money to get players. The state that changed their laws to upgrade their bag game. We are through the looking glass.

Yeah, glad you got to watch a 25-year-old quarterback play his sixth season before the game became unrecognizable.

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They're really hung up on Baker being a bust when he's going to be our starting RT this year

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14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Georgia fans, of all teams, bemoaning spending money to get players. The state that changed their laws to upgrade their bag game. We are through the looking glass.

Don't worry, Grayson is a fake school full of transplants so they weren't getting him because those kids don't grow up drinking the UGA koolaid. 

According to Reddit.

Cope harder. 

Just now, HenryJames said:

Yeah, glad you got to watch a 25-year-old quarterback play his sixth season before the game became unrecognizable.

And I thought it became unrecognizable for them when Eric Zeier threw the ball across the line of scrimmage. 

6 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We shifted all that Ojo money and walked into GA and dick slapped Athens again. 
 

I asked before. Who in 2027 are we gonna take out of ga 

This is a start to answering that:

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After a decade plus of UGA buying players illegally, UGA fans bemoan Texas buying them LEGALLY. 
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Just now, Scholz said:

My God this.  Such fucking lying morons and hypocrites.

Will the recruit rankers subtract stars and no longer call him a 5-star, now that he's going to Texas?

Isn't that how they downgrade our classes a bunch?

29 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It's almost like me outing him as a cat person is a bigger deal than him coming out on here as bisexual. I still think, even in today's world, that that was very brave of him. 

Cats are awesome- especially big cats. Lions, Tigers, Jags, all sleek awesome killing machines. Even the modern house cat is pretty awesome in its ability to fuck with anything it’s size or smaller. Admiration of that shouldn’t have to be kept in the shame closet. I support Sydney’s brave journey to live life free and absent shame as a cat dude. Bravo for his bravery. 

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54 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm sorry, what kind of person could have ever had the Oilers are their #1 team, and the Cowboys as their #2? Or Vice Versa?

That's some fucking deranged shit, man. You really respect OU every other Saturday other than the second weekend in October?

Growing up a Cowboys fan I always rooted for the Oilers as well.  Especially when they drafted Earl.  The day that pos Jerry Jones fired Jimmy Johnson and hired that pos emeritus Switzer I completely stopped watching or caring about the NFL. 
I don’t think the DFW people hate Houston but Houstonians surely do hate DFW.  Of course, being from Fort Worth we all hate Dallas too. 

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40 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

I really like this staff's strategy of signing the #1 player at their position. 

You sneaky lil devil. What side of the ball is #3 on?

2 hours ago, irishtexan said:

clitoris if you expanded it ten-fold

if you mean femboy, just say femboy, it's ok we don't judge here

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

Will the recruit rankers subtract stars and no longer call him a 5-star, now that he's going to Texas?

Isn't that how they downgrade our classes a bunch?

Generally speaking, yes, but not with Atkinson. He’s a sure fire stud, and they won’t want to look like they got it wrong on draft day. They’ll just lower someone else even lower to manipulate the class as a whole.

38 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bobby said they recorded their commit video two days ago

You know something we don’t about this player’s preferred pronouns?

24 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Mixed feelings today.  We landed Tyler Atkinson.  We find out Sydney Carton is a cat person.

If you've ever met him in real life, him being a cat person would make a lot more sense.

Tall, gangly, unkempt hair, and an unwashed Radiohead t-shirt screams cat person.

3 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Will the recruit rankers subtract stars and no longer call him a 5-star, now that he's going to Texas?

Isn't that how they downgrade our classes a bunch?

No

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Cats are awesome- especially big cats. Lions, Tigers, Jags, all sleek awesome killing machines. Even the modern house cat is pretty awesome in its ability to fuck with anything it’s wise or smaller. Admiration of that shouldn’t have to be kept in the shame closet. I support Sydney’s brave journey to love life free and absent shame as a cat dude. Bravo for his bravery. 

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Also Georgia should really stop whining, when they have 10 more commitments than Texas

They're doing just fine with what they can afford

57 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm sorry, what kind of person could have ever had the Oilers are their #1 team, and the Cowboys as their #2? Or Vice Versa?

That's some fucking deranged shit, man. You really respect OU every other Saturday other than the second weekend in October?

I had the reverse option. Oilers were always my #2 team. Honestly it wasn't very difficult growing up in Austin, they were both on every weekend. Plus the whole Houston versus Dallas silliness isn't a factor when you're from neither place.

And the TX/OU analogy is pretty weak. Competitively the Oilers and Cowboys weren't rivals. 

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3 hours ago, Teryor said:

Sorry to add this to the cat thread

Wiltfong: Texas trending for No. 1 LB, picking up steam with three more elite prospects as well

 

It's hard not to love Sark when the comparison is a fat manatee disguised as a sweating pice of shit human being.

I happened to stumble upon the state of Georgia recruit rankings and was surprised to see the majority of the top 10 going to a school other than Georgia. I know they recruit more nationally, as we do, which is why their is less emphasis on locking down the state these days, but still found it surprising. 

6 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Growing up a Cowboys fan I always rooted for the Oilers as well.  Especially when they drafted Earl.  The day that pos Jerry Jones fired Jimmy Johnson and hired that pos emeritus Switzer I completely stopped watching or caring about the NFL. 

This is why you don't understand. Anyone who grew up an Oilers fan, especially in the luv ya blue days, knows the Cowboys are/were a bunch of gaywads with their fancy formations and pre-snap / up down jerk-off Tom Landry discipline bullshit. Didn't he play the coach in "One on One" with Robbie Benson? Carl Mauck 4ever.

21 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Cats are awesome- especially big cats. Lions, Tigers, Jags, all sleek awesome killing machines. Even the modern house cat is pretty awesome in its ability to fuck with anything it’s size or smaller. Admiration of that shouldn’t have to be kept in the shame closet. I support Sydney’s brave journey to live life free and absent shame as a cat dude. Bravo for his bravery. 

I'll watch a Discovery Channel documentary on lions and shit out in the wild any day.  But get the fuck out of here with house cats.  They're the assholes of the animal kingdom.  And there's a reason so many people are allergic to them.  Their dander is made up of little flakes of pure evil.  

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Cross-posting this here ... 

 

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9 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

fancy formations and pre-snap / up down jerk-off Tom Landry discipline bullshit.

Now we are going to have to fight.. 861046.jpg

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I'll watch a Discovery Channel documentary on lions and shit out in the wild any day.  But get the fuck out of here with house cats.  They're the assholes of the animal kingdom.  And there's a reason so many people are allergic to them.  Their dander is made up of little flakes of pure evil.  

shitting out in the wild is highly underrated.

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Maybe not the best time to remind everyone what happened with that particular head coach and program.

1 hour ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

Let’s go! Pets heads firmly attached!

Hell yeah! Just wrap some tape around that bird's neck and we're back in this shit. 

Dumb and Dumber on X: "Pretty bird. Yeah. Can you say pretty ...

42 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Back to back ILBs? Doubtful 

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6 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:

Now we are going to have to fight.. 861046.jpg


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Bobby Lane at left, Tom Landry at right


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Landry catching a TD pass!

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