July 15Jul 15 3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said: I don’t know what Parkay is. I’m surprised that they are telling the story that I stirred with my finger instead of my dong. If you are going to make something up go all the way. Say I did it after crawling out of the sex tent! The squeeze butter in older texmex restaurants. Don't knock it till you try it. Just don't mention it to your cardiologist
July 15Jul 15 Just now, Mr. Mojo Risin' said: Just don't mention it to your cardiologist Oh it will be easily sussed out
July 15Jul 15 2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: Sark just told him about atkinson Kirby gonna throw his visor How? Isn't it permanently attached to his head? Lulz.
July 15Jul 15 Popular Post 3 number 1 ranked players seems pretty good. Next year maybe don't shit yourselves around July 4th. Edited July 15Jul 15 by kevwun
July 15Jul 15 Haha wow committed since June 28? I’m sure he’s locked in here for good. December is a long ways away.
July 15Jul 15 2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said: Haha wow committed since June 28? I’m sure he’s locked in here for good. December is a long ways away.
July 15Jul 15 Popular Post 6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: Sark just told him about atkinson Kirby gonna throw his visor The visor just committed to Texas.
July 15Jul 15 2 hours ago, cafe society said: I don’t think the DFW people hate Houston but Houstonians surely do hate DFW. Having lived in both, Houstonians don’t wake up thinking about Dallas, but Dallas folks sure seem to bring up Houston a lot. Dallas has a superiority complex and Houston lives rent-free in their heads.
July 15Jul 15 7 minutes ago, Teryor said: k Excited for more tears About JAWJA---- Edited July 15Jul 15 by BachelorTrek
July 15Jul 15 1 hour ago, Dbeasy said: 20 minutes later as we were driving down an isolated road a mountain lion casually crossed the road in front of us and walked into the brush, giving us a perfect view. Very strange evening. No one in that area had seen a mountain lion except for one lady transplant who had said she’d seen one, but had been ridiculed over it. i absolutely believe you and think you should report the sighting just know that as of 2022 this is the "accepted" range:
July 15Jul 15 4 minutes ago, kevwun said: 3 number 1 ranked players seems pretty good. Next year maybe don't shit yourselves around July 4th. I reserve the right to overreact and shit myself whenever the hell I want.
July 15Jul 15 Popular Post Big thank you to the collectives and donors that pulled together to land these dudes. My goodness
July 15Jul 15 Popular Post 1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said: How does Atkinson compare to HS Ant Hill? They're different players, IMO. Atkinson is more of a pure LB. He's allegedly going to be great in coverage, he's a missile towards the ball, and he's a true sideline to sideline guy with amazing instincts. Not that Hill doesn't fit some of that, but Hill is substantially bigger and he's a special pass rusher. Hill's still got work to do in coverage, although it's stretch to imply that he's not already good at it. 35 minutes ago, CastHorn said: How does Tyler compare to the kid Georgia got out of Oak Ridge last class? Justin Williams? That guy was more of a comp for Hill than Atkinson. He was praised as a OLB blitzer and needed work on reads/awareness/instincts. Atkinson is a pure LB. He can blitz, but he's best in the second level, using what are said to be amazing instincts for reading plays and being a tackling machine. He's a fucking witch on the field already. Gun to my head, I'm taking Hill over either guy, then Atkinson, then Williams. Hill has the instincts and the elite blitzing talent. Atkinson is a little shorter than Derrick Johnson was, but they're otherwise the same recruit - pure LBs with blitzing skills, but they're going to clean up and disrupt behind the front 3/4. I'm not saying that Atkinson will be a CFB HoFer or a borderline NFL HoFer, but if you're looking for comps as it relates to Texas, I'd pick Johnson over Hill or Justin Williams. That's just one guy's POV.
July 15Jul 15 Popular Post 3 hours ago, tejas60 said: shitting out in the wild is highly underrated. No, it sucks. It’s about as inconvenient a thing as any person can have to do, especially when caught without toilet paper. My first attempt when camping as a ten year old ended poorly. The shitting part went fine, I guess, but I failed to account for the part where I pissed down the back of my pants. And it was just an overnight trip out on our property, so I didn’t have backup pants. My dad thought it was a hilarious right of passage and refused to run home to get me some dry pants. However, nothing will ever compare to my last adventure in the State Fairgrounds, an hour or two prior to the kickoff of 2019 Texas/OU, when I was forced to accept the fact that the bubbling in my gut was not going to wait for me to stand in any of the ridiculously long bathroom lines nearby. Scared to death of the obvious consequences of shitting my pants in front of the most insufferable, inbred fan base known to man, I desperately sought refuge behind some bushes outside the Museum of Nature and Science, sans toilet paper, or even a napkin. I was willing to risk arrest to avoid the unthinkable. Thankfully, the bushes were thick and tall, and I don’t skip leg day, so I was able to wall squat long enough to complete the first, and most important part of my mission: not shitting my pants. As anyone who’s had hungover bubble guts can tell you, though, phase two, or clean up, especially without toilet paper or a wet wipe, presented quite a challenge. I scrounged up whatever rocks and leaves I could find in my little make-shift fortress of solitude and did the best I could. Admittedly, my best was still not that great. The rocks were covered in dirt and the leaves were small and brittle. I really just exchanged one mess for another. I eventually called it, “good enough,” and pulled up my pants, but I left my underwear sagging inside them a little, trying to keep that which the rocks and leaves couldn’t clean from touching any cotton. I was at least able to wait my turn in the bathroom line long enough to complete cleanup in there. I can’t remember if the underwear was salvageable or not. Seems like they were…🤔 Anyway, those of you who enjoy shitting in the wild can have it. I suspect few of you have experienced the duress that accompanied my forced participation in the practice, and I hope you never have the opportunity to relate.
July 15Jul 15 18 minutes ago, HenryJames said: The waitstaff voluntarily deported themselves after witnessing it. This is absolutely outstanding. You sir, win the internet’s.
July 15Jul 15 21 minutes ago, Leanderman said: Enough about all this chatter about "Cats and BBQ'. So, 225 for about 8 hours?
July 15Jul 15 Popular Post Remember when we had Bo Davis, who could coach, but barely gave one fuck about recruiting? Development would create the DL pipeline? Now we got an unheralded dude (from Georgia) who rose up thru backwater dumps, worked his ass off to get a chance to prove himself, and he’s both developing and recruiting, taking advantage of the resources at his disposal. KB went from, “who the fuck is this guy?” when hired to also deserving one of those BMF wallets.
July 15Jul 15 What a fucking day. Johnson was probably the best looking of the DL we were in on. Fits a different profile of the ones we had too. Massive get.
July 15Jul 15 4 minutes ago, Chili dog said: No, it sucks. It’s about as inconvenient a thing as any person can have to do, especially when caught without toilet paper. My first attempt when camping as a ten year old ended poorly. The shitting part went fine, I guess, but I failed to account for the part where I pissed down the back of my pants. And it was just an overnight trip out on our property, so I didn’t have backup pants. My dad thought it was a hilarious right of passage and refused to run home to get me some dry pants. However, nothing will ever compare to my last adventure in the State Fairgrounds, an hour or two prior to the kickoff of 2019 Texas/OU, when I was forced to accept the fact that the bubbling in my gut was not going to wait for me to stand in any of the ridiculously long bathroom lines nearby. Scared to death of the obvious consequences of shitting my pants in front of the most insufferable, inbred fan base known to man, I desperately sought refuge behind some bushes outside the Museum of Nature and Science, sans toilet paper, or even a napkin. I was willing to risk arrest to avoid the unthinkable. Thankfully, the bushes were thick and tall, and I don’t skip leg day, so I was able to wall squat long enough to complete the first, and most important part of my mission: not shitting my pants. As anyone who’s had hungover bubble guts can tell you, though, phase two, or clean up, especially without toilet paper or a wet wipe, presented quite a challenge. I scrounged up whatever rocks and leaves I could find in my little make-shift fortress of solitude and did the best I could. Admittedly, my best was still not that great. The rocks were covered in dirt and the leaves were small and brittle. I really just exchanged one mess for another. I eventually called it, “good enough,” and pulled up my pants, but I left my underwear sagging inside them a little, trying to keep that which the rocks and leaves couldn’t clean from touching any cotton. I was at least able to wait my turn in the bathroom line long enough to complete cleanup in there. I can’t remember if the underwear was salvageable or not. Seems like they were…🤔 Anyway, those of you who enjoy shitting in the wild can have it. I suspect few of you have experienced the duress that accompanied my forced participation in the practice, and I hope you never have the opportunity to relate. This story reminds of the time I had lunch with Wulaw. Or at least, what I assume was his aftermath. Just now, speed817 said: This is just outstanding, sir.
July 15Jul 15 Just now, speed817 said: No, tell the AI to show the atomic-wedgie aftermath as he's stuffing him in a locker. Lulz.
July 15Jul 15 We’ve had 2 5 stars commit today and some of you unfunny fucks still can’t stop with the off topic stupid shit.
July 15Jul 15 This thread title is so living up to its name, in the funniest most ironic way possible. Suck it Georgia. What comes around goes around.
July 15Jul 15 6 minutes ago, Chili dog said: No, it sucks. It’s about as inconvenient a thing as any person can have to do, especially when caught without toilet paper. My first attempt when camping as a ten year old ended poorly. The shitting part went fine, I guess, but I failed to account for the part where I pissed down the back of my pants. And it was just an overnight trip out on our property, so I didn’t have backup pants. My dad thought it was a hilarious right of passage and refused to run home to get me some dry pants. However, nothing will ever compare to my last adventure in the State Fairgrounds, an hour or two prior to the kickoff of 2019 Texas/OU, when I was forced to accept the fact that the bubbling in my gut was not going to wait for me to stand in any of the ridiculously long bathroom lines nearby. Scared to death of the obvious consequences of shitting my pants in front of the most insufferable, inbred fan base known to man, I desperately sought refuge behind some bushes outside the Museum of Nature and Science, sans toilet paper, or even a napkin. I was willing to risk arrest to avoid the unthinkable. Thankfully, the bushes were thick and tall, and I don’t skip leg day, so I was able to wall squat long enough to complete the first, and most important part of my mission: not shitting my pants. As anyone who’s had hungover bubble guts can tell you, though, phase two, or clean up, especially without toilet paper or a wet wipe, presented quite a challenge. I scrounged up whatever rocks and leaves I could find in my little make-shift fortress of solitude and did the best I could. Admittedly, my best was still not that great. The rocks were covered in dirt and the leaves were small and brittle. I really just exchanged one mess for another. I eventually called it, “good enough,” and pulled up my pants, but I left my underwear sagging inside them a little, trying to keep that which the rocks and leaves couldn’t clean from touching any cotton. I was at least able to wait my turn in the bathroom line long enough to complete cleanup in there. I can’t remember if the underwear was salvageable or not. Seems like they were…🤔 Anyway, those of you who enjoy shitting in the wild can have it. I suspect few of you have experienced the duress that accompanied my forced participation in the practice, and I hope you never have the opportunity to relate. Why not just use your socks?
July 15Jul 15 19 minutes ago, Laxtonto said: Damn.... Kirby might shank Sark at media days at this point At least theres no lack of experienced getaway drivers to pick from.
July 15Jul 15 Just now, Wulaw Horn said: Why not just use your socks? You're assuming..... never mind! Lulz.
July 15Jul 15 10 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said: Having lived in both, Houstonians don’t wake up thinking about Dallas, but Dallas folks sure seem to bring up Houston a lot. Dallas has a superiority complex and Houston lives rent-free in their heads. That is the single most ignorant thing I have read on here outside of Helobious in ages. I've lived years in DFW (granted, not in many years) without Houston mentioned in conversation at all except in reference to sports. Dallasites are self-absorbed and their field of cultivated fucks is barren with regard to Houston. They are far more snooty and petulantly envious with regard to Fort Worth.
July 15Jul 15 2 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said: We’ve had 2 5 stars commit today and some of you unfunny fucks still can’t stop with the off topic stupid shit. So you're saying that we got two 5 stars when the thread was full of off topic shit? And you want it to not be full of off topic shit in the future? Do you not like getting 5 star recruits?
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