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    k Excited for more tears

  • Getafix
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    FYI - just cross-posting a really nice story.     Embedded tweet w/ anecdote.      

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    13,000 posts on surlyhorns.com is the hallmark of a guy who's just too busy to tune into commitment ceremonies. 

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

The ledge is quite nice. 🤘

the view is epic

If we add Kreul and Benjamin at Safety, would this be Sark's best defensive haul yet?

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Hell, at this point, maybe it's someone sooner and it's another flip.

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38 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Holy 10 star day!

Sark to Kirby:

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Ten Stphar Stpheven

32 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It's not a good time to be a fan over at the Georgia 247 site. Spoilered and poorly formatted because I just copied it, but to those who enjoy:

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  • dhut2023
    Posted on 16 mins, , User Since 25 months ago, User Post Count: 161
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    Now I definitely hate Texas

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  • rocco24554
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    Weird but got done early ig lol

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  • rocco24554
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    People on the either site are saying they blew Florida’s offer out of the water it is what it is

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    Well this makes a lot of sense????
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    Wtf?

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    Did NOT see this coming

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    Thomas0529 said... (original post) Well this makes a lot of sense????

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    Read the interview. He was looking for a deal.
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  • Thray
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    It seems he does not have that dawg in him.
    But I think he mentioned it's not over until December. So there is a chance that he has that dawg in him.

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    He's not solid to anyone until signing day. I'd rather it happen now than later
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    dhut2023 said... (original post) Now I definitely hate Texas

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    You didn’t already?

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    Salary caps are great when only some teams have to abide by them.

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    Jordan D Hill said... (original post) Did NOT see this coming

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    It’s. it recruiting anymore. The old way is dead. Not sure why anyone thinks differently.

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    Wolk going to compile a ‘meltdown’ thread in t-minus 20 minutes

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    Texas just throwing out bags lol

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    Isn’t this the team that we beat twice last year?
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    Kipp Adams said... (original post) Georgia lost out to Texas on a big-time recruitment on Tuesday as five-star linebacker Tyler Atkinson chose the Longhorns. Texas dealt the Dawgs...

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    Come on down, Sone!

     

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    Welp it's going to be a long night on the JY lol

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    Kipp Adams said... (original post) Georgia lost out to Texas on a big-time recruitment on Tuesday as five-star linebacker Tyler Atkinson chose the Longhorns. Texas dealt the Dawgs...

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    Georgia was out bid again….geez!!

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    He felt flaky when he committed

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    Does this mean we got a shot at Cooper or more $$$ coming from no cap Texas?

 

You're better than this. I'm used to clearly laid out formats that take out any effort on my part.

Letting the kool aid flow,

I know ESPN recruiting sucks but 13 out of 17 position players are now in the top 300.

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

If we add Kreul Trenton Henderson and Benjamin at Safety, would this be Sark's best defensive haul yet?

Fixed

Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

Let’s steal a couple from little brother now and really start some shit. 

He ain’t my brother, he dumb

11 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

The timing of this during SEC media days is, well...

 

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Pretty sure the announcement time was an ESiPN decision...

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14 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I’m too lazy to go make a list of all the whiny little twats from the past 10 days or so, but maybe tomorrow. 

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You’re all welcome because every time I bitch about something it ends up turning out alright. Defensive tackle recruiting last year, recruiting this year, Jake Majors, Taaffe, etc. my lone regret is not going in on Hayden Conner enough to develop him for the program. 

48 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Holy 10 star day!

Sark to Kirby:

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I don't care what anyone says, this movie is hilarious. 

29 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Bad things and Good things each happen in 3s?

If you hear 3 knocks on your walls, it's either a demon or your neighbor telling you to stick it in her butthole

26 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

I don’t like to critique others tastes but it appears that you suck dick with your butthole

1. This is very specific. 

2. This is also very impressive. 

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16 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Two guys. Spoke with DJ a couple of months ago and he used the same comp. Atkinson trained with DJ and he said that he is basically a clone of himself

On OTF today and a Georgia board someone comped Atkinson to Nakobe Dean. It makes sense. 

5 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

If you hear 3 knocks on your walls, it's either a demon or your neighbor telling you to stick it in her butthole


you and I have very different neighbors

On 6/21/2025 at 4:44 PM, Bevo14 said:

Really? I think we're right on schedule for the number 1 class.

Bump

Landing Cooper and Benjamin would move Texas to #3 ahead of A&M. 

Kreul would move Texas to #1...

I dont think we're going to have the numbers for #1 this year. Especially with 3 specialists.

Just now, Lou_Sassle said:

I dont think we're going to have the numbers for #1 this year. Especially with 3 specialists.

I don't think you get dinged in the team rankings for specialists. It'll hurt your average star rating, but not the overall ranking. Still, agree that we probably won't end up #1. But top 3-5 seems likely. 

1 hour ago, speed817 said:

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I love it, but Sark better fucking beat him this year..

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Fucking ketch really is a witless dishrag

 

This is fucking awesome. I guess maybe one more year that we may need 1-2 transfer DL then we look stacked at the position after that.

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Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't we seem to prioritize Luke Wafle over Jake Kreul?  Yaddayaddayadda, I know Wafle committed to USC, but that shit won't stick.

Just now, cafe society said:

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't we seem to prioritize Luke Wafle over Jake Kreul?  Yaddayaddayadda, I know Wafle committed to USC, but that shit won't stick.

There’s zero chance we flip Wafle unless/until the end of the season rolls around and USC’s checks start bouncing.

4 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

Fucking ketch really is a witless dishrag

 

Butterbean now weighs less than this Butterbean impersonator….

1 hour ago, cafe society said:

That is the single most ignorant thing I have read on here outside of Helobious in ages.  I've lived years in DFW (granted, not in many years) without Houston mentioned in conversation at all except in reference to sports.  Dallasites are self-absorbed and their field of cultivated fucks is barren with regard to Houston.   They are far more snooty and petulantly envious with regard to Fort Worth.

Thank you for illustrating my point so perfectly — Dallas folks may not talk about Houston much, but when they do, it’s with the exact kind of reflexive superiority and baseless bullshit you just demonstrated. You’ve lived in Dallas and, by your own admission, not recently — and certainly not in Houston — so you’re speaking from a place of willful ignorance. You’ve got no comparative frame of reference, just tired generalizations and secondhand pablum.

Also, nobody outside of DFW gives a damn about the Dallas vs. Fort Worth dynamic. It’s like watching two mouth breathers slap-fight over a parking spot in front of Walmart while everyone else is just wondering why no one’s put a pillow over your faces yet.

If you’re happy in your echo chamber of cultivated indifference, knock yourself out. Just don’t mistake your lack of exposure for a meaningful counterpoint. 

1 minute ago, Saint Tacky said:

Thank you for illustrating my point so perfectly — Dallas folks may not talk about Houston much, but when they do, it’s with the exact kind of reflexive superiority and baseless bullshit you just demonstrated. You’ve lived in Dallas and, by your own admission, not recently — and certainly not in Houston — so you’re speaking from a place of willful ignorance. You’ve got no comparative frame of reference, just tired generalizations and secondhand pablum.

Also, nobody outside of DFW gives a damn about the Dallas vs. Fort Worth dynamic. It’s like watching two mouth breathers slap-fight over a parking spot in front of Walmart while everyone else is just wondering why no one’s put a pillow over your faces yet.

If you’re happy in your echo chamber of cultivated indifference, knock yourself out. Just don’t mistake your lack of exposure for a meaningful counterpoint. 

Whoosh!

Got to be the first time ever Texas goes into Miami and snags a 5 Star DL prospect, or any 5 Star for that matter.  Where was Holton Hill from? 

As a product of the Dallas Morning News back page recruiting lists (National in one column, then Regional and State), I would read player after player from Fort Lauderdale and  Miami selecting the U, Notre Dame, FSU, etc..wondering if we could ever crack that nut.  Closest we ever got to the East Coast was WR Pinkney.  

Nice to finally see the national push the last several years.  Is this kid JJ from the HS in the news with Bridgewater?

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2 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

Where was Holton Hill from? 

Houston

Need a thread title change

June swoons to July blooms

1 minute ago, jdhorn92 said:

Got to be the first time ever Texas goes into Miami and snags a 5 Star DL prospect, or any 5 Star for that matter. 

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9 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

As a single nurse in Pearl Harbor, Kate Beckinsale wasn’t really all that hot, but as a married mom in 2006’s Click, she was hot as fuck (as she is in most everything). We also won a national championship in January 2006, so there’s that fact.

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You enjoy the warm embrace of a man don’t you. 

1 minute ago, Mittens said:

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If you're posting those to show he's not a 5 star, Rivals just released their newest 5 stars and Johnson was ranked at #10.

3 minutes ago, Mittens said:

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its a battle of rankings I guess.  Someone thinks he's a 5 Star

 

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2 minutes ago, fellside said:

If you're posting those to show he's not a 5 star, Rivals just released their newest 5 stars and Johnson was ranked at #10.

Guess they need to update the site then

1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

The timing of this during SEC media days is, well...

 

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“Raise the black flag and start slitting throats” behavior. 

If we can get back to the kolaches talk now that recruiting had died down. 

1 minute ago, Mittens said:

Guess they need to update the site then

#1 DL in the Nation got to be 5 Stars.

Are we going to play that gomer fight song every time we land a 5 star? 

 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Need a thread title change

June swoons to July blooms

I don’t know. Maybe after Cooper announces. This current thread title seems to be working fairly well. Changing it now would be like giving your hottest hitter in a baseball lineup an unnecessary day off only to come back cooled off.

1 hour ago, Atticus said:

What a fucking day. Johnson was probably the best looking of the DL we were in on. Fits a different profile of the ones we had too. 

Massive get. 

Agreed! Loved his film

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

On3 and Rivals just merged at the beginning of this month.

and?

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