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  • Teryor
    Teryor

    k Excited for more tears

  • Getafix
    Getafix

    FYI - just cross-posting a really nice story.     Embedded tweet w/ anecdote.      

  • Jimmy Two Times
    Jimmy Two Times

    13,000 posts on surlyhorns.com is the hallmark of a guy who's just too busy to tune into commitment ceremonies. 

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On 7/14/2025 at 8:47 PM, Vito Andolini said:

Holy shit, this kid is fast. Wow. Please make this happen tomorrow (it’s Atkinson’s Junior tape).

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Jeez. It looks like one of those highlight tapes that’s been sped up in post but everyone else is still going 1x speed.

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I keep thinking that we need to get Derrick Johnson to keep inviting the top linebackers in the country to his linebacker school, where current UT linebackers also happen to be training. 

They can do arts and crafts together then tell stories when the lights go out.

7 hours ago, General Specific said:


Yes, that’s what you wear to the fair grounds when you have bubbly guts!

I do now!

9 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Just out of sheer curiosity, do the lambos they lease out to players come with speed limiters or anything?

Limiters? We don't even give them brakes. 

Gas and Brakes: Texas' best and worst case scenario for the 2023 season -  On3

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55 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Limiters? We don't even give them brakes. 

Gas and Brakes: Texas' best and worst case scenario for the 2023 season -  On3

How can we possibly be expected to land recruits with that kerning?

8 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

The word you're looking for is a governor. 

See, Sydney? I learn shit sometimes. 

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Gas and Brakes: Texas' best and worst case scenario for the 2023 season -  On3

For some reason I looked at this motto as though it were new. I got excited thinking of what this offence can do with an accurate long ball passer. When Arch lives up to the expectation, I think there will be games where teams are blown out before they know what hit them. 

There will be the excitement of know we can score from anywhere. 

It takes more than an excellent passing attack to win championships, but it's sure nice to think of what our pass game might look like.

Written with no criticism of Ewers.

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9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Pip pip bob’s your uncle bruv

You know, tiresome camera shots of this:

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made me doubt the spelling everytime defense or offense comes up. Seriously. Stupid, but seriously.

Excellent means of pointing it out, my friend.

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10 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

How much will he try to steal from this one?

To guard against misappropriation, I'd suggest donating food instead of money.  But this is Ketch we're talking about.

17 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

How much will he try to steal from this one?

I am betting that none of the other sites want to be associated with Ketchum in any way, shape, or form. 

Taking into account yesterdays events while stealing Terry and Brooks last year, it remains laughable how many national talking heads said that Georgia was a better job than Texas. 

12 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Taking into account yesterdays events while stealing Terry and Brooks last year, it remains laughable how many national talking heads said that Georgia was a better job than Texas. 

To be fair, there was probably a short period when it actually was. Thankfully, it was a relatively short time when Texas was a job that relied on potential as a sales point. Historically, of course, there's no question.

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5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Ketch would never be caught flat footed at the Golden Corral. He's also extra salty 

 

 

 

A sure sign of a successful person is sharing seemingly derogatory anecdotes from 20+ years ago about someone who has clearly achieved more than you since then in every conceivable metric.

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

A sure sign of a successful person is sharing seemingly derogatory anecdotes from 20+ years ago about someone who has clearly achieved more than you since then in every conceivable metric.

So this thread when everyone starts rehashing their HS football glory days when some future D1 player embarrassed them?

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5 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Ketch might have to get a real job now.  LOL

Stealing from charities has always been on his list of resume skills. The timing is actually hilarious. 

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

So this thread when everyone starts rehashing their HS football glory days when some future D1 player embarrassed them?

Anthony Byerly's younger brother ran over me...literally planted his foot on my chest, on a kickoff return in a freshman game against Newton the night before Anthony ran for 250+ in just over a half against our varsity/csb

20 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Ketch would never be caught flat footed at the Golden Corral. He's also extra salty 

 

 

 

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Eric Nahlin and Justin Wells put in CBs for Derrek Cooper, to Texas.

 

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And ... 

 

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2 hours ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

How can we possibly be expected to land recruits with that kerning?

Nob Rakes are 🔥

14 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

I’ve not been paying much attention to the On3 and rivals thing. Aren’t the Rivals ranking somehow now taking into account On3 stuff? I’m lost on all that. 

The company that owns On3 purchased Rivals, they kept the Rivals name because of the brand and because On3 is a stupid name. Its the same people behind the rankings at On3 doing the rebranded Rivals rankings. Also its literally the same guy that started Rivals, then started 247 and then On3, dudes got a business model and he's gonna just keep selling his product over and over again.  

Ketch should take this opportunity to be a buffet food influencer.  

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

How much will he try to steal from this one?

I know the term "punchable face" gets thrown around a lot, but goddamn...that twitter PFP. It's like he chose it specifically for soliciting violence. 

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1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

How much will he try to steal from this one?

I dunno about y’all, but my absolute favorite thing at my job is when people say “hey we should do X” and offer absolutely no hint that they are willing to take on leadership in doing X themselves. What they really mean is “hey YOU should do X and let me tag along”. I love that. So thoughtful, so helpful. 

43 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Ketch should take this opportunity to be a buffet food influencer.  

if ketch endorsed a buffet I would 100% check it out. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Flat-footed is a way of life when you’ve destroyed your arches 

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49 minutes ago, tokamak said:

I dunno about y’all, but my absolute favorite thing at my job is when people say “hey we should do X” and offer absolutely no hint that they are willing to take on leadership in doing X themselves. What they really mean is “hey YOU should do X and let me tag along”. I love that. So thoughtful, so helpful. 

I also love when my coworkers suggest we do x

1 hour ago, tokamak said:

I dunno about y’all, but my absolute favorite thing at my job is when people say “hey we should do X” and offer absolutely no hint that they are willing to take on leadership in doing X themselves. What they really mean is “hey YOU should do X and let me tag along”. I love that. So thoughtful, so helpful. 

This is the definition of how my sister helps...

 

1 hour ago, Xminus6 said:

Nob Rakes are 🔥

All Gas , No Bra Akes

 

247 Sports updated some rankings in the Top247. 

The one major change for Texas (that I am aware of) is Dia Bell moving up from #24 overall to #10 overall.  #5 QB to #3 QB.

 

Top247 change

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As a result, he moves up from #13 to #11 in the 247 Composite.  So, 

 

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And finally, in the Rivals Industry Composite, he is now the #1 QB in the country! (Moves up to #4 overall.)

 

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AFTER

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The thought of a 5-star RB from Miami coming to Texas is pretty amazing. This Sark fellow has chutzpah.

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

You’ll notice Earl didn’t call that a kolache. But if he had, I’d allow it. 

Am I on crack or does the ad not expressly call it "A Truly Colossal Kolache"? 

7 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Am I on crack or does the ad not expressly call it "A Truly Colossal Kolache"? 

more than one thing can be true

6 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

The thought of a 5-star RB from Miami coming to Texas is pretty amazing. This Sark fellow has chutzpah.

Three 5 stars from Florida in this cycle is gruntling

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

more than one thing can be true

Look, crack may be in the vehicle I just want to make sure she isn't driving. 

5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Three 5 stars from Florida in this cycle is gruntling

I, myself, am plussed.

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