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15 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

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It's hard to leave Texas when you're in jail there. 

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5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

What is it with these North shore kids. Before people make it a racial or economic thing, South Oak Cliff is an actual hood school, I can’t recall one of their notable former or current players arrested or killed in recent years. Same for Duncanville, Desoto, etc.  North shore isn’t even a bad area from what it looks like yet they seem to have an inordinate number of problems with their players.

No, has ever, EVER, in the last 5-7 years of North Shore nonsense, ever tried to make it about race or economics. The speculation is entitled parents/community culture/coaching staff. It’s irritating to even have you post suggesting that shit here. Like we don’t know how many players and programs are from bad areas?

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5 minutes ago, RabidM said:

It's hard to leave Texas when you're in jail there. 

Maybe he's planning on extradition. 

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

No, has ever, EVER, in the last 5-7 years of North Shore nonsense, ever tried to make it about race or economics. The speculation is entitled parents/community culture/coaching staff. It’s irritating to even have you post suggesting that shit here. Like we don’t know how many players and programs are from bad areas?

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30 minutes ago, RabidM said:

It's hard to leave Texas when you're in jail there. 

Yeah Huntsville is still in the state the last time I checked.

25 minutes ago, Helobious said:

What is it with these North shore kids. Before people make it a racial or economic thing, South Oak Cliff is an actual hood school, I can’t recall one of their notable former or current players arrested or killed in recent years. Same for Duncanville, Desoto, etc.  North shore isn’t even a bad area from what it looks like yet they seem to have an inordinate number of problems with their players.

Duncanville and SOC have really good coaches who run good programs. They'll have a knucklehead every once in a while (who doesn't?), but they do a really good job of minimizing that stuff. I've never felt that way about North Shore.

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

Kirby Smart’s been chirping for a week and half about maintaining his team’s culture. Calicut shows Smart is a man of his word.

By his own admission, Kirby’s been cultivating a “relationship” with all of his his commits. So obviously you’re right. This is the type he’s shooting for.

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13 minutes ago, Scholz said:

By his own admission, Kirby’s been cultivating a “relationship” with all of his his commits. So obviously you’re right. This is the type he’s shooting for.

I don’t think Kirby was in the car…

Read that Calicut the guy that was in the car with Calicut was shot and killed Sunday

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1 minute ago, Rholl said:

Read that Calicut the guy that was in the car with Calicut was shot and killed Sunday

Did you read that on the last page where it was posted?

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6 minutes ago, Rholl said:

Read that Calicut the guy that was in the car with Calicut was shot and killed Sunday

In the article that CTJ posted?

53 minutes ago, Helobious said:

What is it with these North shore kids. Before people make it a racial or economic thing, South Oak Cliff is an actual hood school, I can’t recall one of their notable former or current players arrested or killed in recent years. Same for Duncanville, Desoto, etc.  North shore isn’t even a bad area from what it looks like yet they seem to have an inordinate number of problems with their players.

It’s looks like you don’t know what the fuck you are talking about. They draw from cloverleaf. 

2 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

It’s looks like you don’t know what the fuck you are talking about. They draw from cloverleaf. 

Ya no one has ever described North Shore as a place people aspire to live.

1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

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Well, in  all fairness, he didn't say WHEN he was leaving Texas.

I guess those were long-term plans.

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24 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

It’s looks like you don’t know what the fuck you are talking about. They draw from cloverleaf. 

Sorry to make this racial, but you just can’t trust the Irish. 

7 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

Well, in  all fairness, he didn't say WHEN he was leaving Texas.

I guess those were long-term plans.

Had to leave Texas but he won’t say why

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23 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

 

Dearly beloved and fellow longhorns, let us break bread and sop tears from Gawja secrant ...

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Georgia fan: Kirby is all about maintaining culture!

Also Georgia fan: Why. The. Literal. F. Can we not stay out of trouble?

2 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Sorry to make this racial, but you just can’t trust the Irish

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9 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

Well, in  all fairness, he didn't say WHEN he was leaving Texas.

I guess those were long-term plans.

Two to 20, sounds like.
 

I’m sure Kirby will hold his spot, being the culture fit he is. 

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28 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

 

From Gawja secrant ...

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Ell O fucking Ell.

"We stole him right out from under their noses.  Kirby's all about culture.  He's coming here because he is one of us!"

One, week, later...

He's not one of us.  He only visited once.  He was probably going to go somewhere else anyway. 

 

5 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Georgia fan: Kirby is all about maintaining culture!

Also Georgia fan: Why. The. Literal. F. Can we not stay out of trouble?

Paraphrasing ...

Gawja: It works both ways, we pay and pay well. We walked into Houston and stole Chace Calicut from underneath their noses.

We're about relationships, not transactions. They're all about transacations. Let's see how that works out for them ...

 

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Who gives a shit? Helobious is a fucking dipshit for even bringing race up. Fucking complete retard.

Es lo que es.

42 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

 

From Gawja secrant ...

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How do all these teams’ fans know the inner workings of Texas recruiting and how much we spend and all this shit. Whiny ass crybabies. 

I look forward to reading about UGA's justification to the Deloitte clearinghouse why this kid with massive legal issues is still worth a massive NIL valuation. 

6 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

DeSoto and Duncanville aren't bad areas it just needs to be said

Yeah, they are straight up suburbs. Although Duncanville draws a lot  from Dallas, that’s why their enrollment is so large.

11 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

How do all these teams’ fans know the inner workings of Texas recruiting and how much we spend and all this shit. Whiny ass crybabies. 

Cause that’s what they hear from aggy

38 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Had to leave Texas but he won’t say why

Somebody ran the stoplight at the Shawnee bypass

Roscoe tried to miss him, but he didn’t quite...

I look forward to playing Georgia this year. I believe we make a statement. Enough with small people saying small things.

It don't make a shit. Kick the ball.

31 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I look forward to playing Georgia this year. I believe we make a statement. Enough with small people saying small things.

It don't make a shit. Kick the ball.

Disagree. I mean, I am really looking forward to kicking the shit out of them this fall as well. But I have enjoyed reading their whining and crying over the past few weeks, and I look forward to even more of it this fall...when we kick the shit out of them. 

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Ell O fucking Ell.

"We stole him right out from under their noses.  Kirby's all about culture.  He's coming here because he is one of us!"

One, week, later...

He's not one of us.  He only visited once.  He was probably going to go somewhere else anyway. 

 

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Other than Georgia fans, who gives a shit if we bought Atkinson and Terry? 
 

What they should be asking is why Georgia can’t compete in corporate NIL money. Atlanta is nearby and has giant corporations are based there. Coca Cola, Home Depot, Delta Airlines, and UPS to name a few. And oh yeah, they have no in state peers in recruiting. 

6 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Disagree. I mean, I am really looking forward to kicking the shit out of them this fall as well. But I have enjoyed reading their whining and crying over the past few weeks, and I look forward to even more of it this fall...when we kick the shit out of them. 

I'm not sure what you disagree with in my post.

39 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Other than Georgia fans, who gives a shit if we bought Atkinson and Terry? 
 

What they should be asking is why Georgia can’t compete in corporate NIL money. Atlanta is nearby and has giant corporations are based there. Coca Cola, Home Depot, Delta Airlines, and UPS to name a few. And oh yeah, they have no in state peers in recruiting. 

Corporations are generally pretty shy about associating their brand name with criminals. 

I know what the charges could be but what crime is he going to be convicted of assuming he didn't already talk to the cops and has a decent lawyer? The shooter is dead so that guy isn't going to squeal. 

8 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Goddamn georgia big mad lollll

We’re stealing their non-criminal recruits. It’s not going so well for them. 

8 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I know what the charges could be but what crime is he going to be convicted of assuming he didn't already talk to the cops and has a decent lawyer? The shooter is dead so that guy isn't going to squeal. 

Threatening someone with a gun is Aggravated Assault. The victim and his girlfriend both saw it. 

He also made terroristic threats on FaceTime prior to chasing him, so throw in Stalking, Criminal Harassment and Criminal Threats. 

I'm sure they are working on a case regarding the dead criminal associate separately. 

So... dead crime buddy isn't stopping this prosecution. 

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24 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Corporations are generally pretty shy about associating their brand name with criminals. 

Hmmmm……🤔

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Did you read that on the last page where it was posted?

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