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Bold of you to assume two regulars here go to the gym

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33 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I’ve always wondered why you communicate with CTJ via this forum? Don’t you see each other every day at lunch or the gym? Can’t you tell him in person?

No. That’s Sydney. I’ve met him like 2X in 15 years and PM’d twice ever. 

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1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

No. That’s Sydney. I’ve met him like 2X in 15 years and PM’d twice ever. 

So y'all like to flirt in the open, huh

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5 hours ago, BornOrange said:

No, CTJ was running a 40 (and drinking a 40) beside the car yelling “Shoot em pussy! Shoot em!”

 

8 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

No. That’s Sydney. I’ve met him like 2X in 15 years and PM’d twice ever. 

Correct. Sydney is like my public ambassador, sadly. 

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Correct. Sydney is like my public ambassador, sadly. 

I sure hope he was appointed to you. 

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Correct. Sydney is like my public ambassador, sadly. 

My apologies for the confusion on my part.

19 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Correct. Sydney is like my public ambassador, sadly. 

Sydney:

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5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You guys should be taking all of this to the private board before we're discovered and those damned kids ruin our plot.

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2 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

And this is after we lost to them twice. Think what's going to happen to those poor souls when we put up a win streak against them. It's going to be Nebraska the sequel.

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1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

No. That’s Sydney. I’ve met him like 2X in 15 years and PM’d twice ever. 

 

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2 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

This has been by far the best offseason since the 2000s. And while there have been any number of reasons for it, Georgia nation losing their collective minds this past week is helping immensely to what had already been awesome sauce.

The message boards are aflame with accusations. I've watched Mike Griffith lose his mind on Dawgnation as well as the Paul Finebaum show. "Of course Texas gets a bye week before they play Georgia. Of course they do."

We caused Film Guy to go into an existential crisis regarding his offseason podcasts. "We cultivated a relationship with Tyler Atkinson since he was in the 8th grade. Do relationships even matter any more? What's the point of covering recruiting if it's all going to be transactional? Derrick Cooper didn't even visit Texas. The thing that really bothers me is the lack of transparency. Sarkisian up there flat out lying about we don't lead with NIL..."

"...what do you guys think? What should the channel cover during the offseason since there's no point in talking about recruiting? This is the lifeblood of college football, but I'm seeing that people aren't going to even follow recruiting if this is what it's come down to."

I'm paraphrasing here.

Some guy named Coach Hayes brings up the clip of Mukuba hitting Stockton down near the goal line in the SEC championship game, playing in slow motion over and over again, saying this is what Texas teaches these kids. 

So many of the Georgia talking heads taking exception to Texas Longhorn fans arrogance on different social media outlets. 

Keep up the good work, everyone!

And this is after we lost to them twice. Think what's going to happen to those poor souls when we put up a win streak against them. It's going to be Nebraska the sequel.

I always said the SEC fan bases think Alabama fans are arrogant. They are only getting a taste so far. We are easily going to be the most hated program in the conference very quickly. As it should be. 

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2 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

We are easily going to be the most hated program in the conference very quickly. As it should be. 

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9 hours ago, Horndog said:

I knew a guy whose son got stopped doing 100+ the same day he got his license. 

I got pulled over, with a 6 pack of Lonestar about 5 hours after I got my paper license... And I remember by neighbor buddy yelping... "We weren't gonna drink it!"  The same buddy who insisted we go into the undeveloped area a cop was just coming out of, to meet some of his buddies.

Cop made me pour them all out before letting us go.  I poured about 1/3 out of each beet and dropped them on the ground.  Cops followed us out, I doubled back 5 minutes later and chugged the remaining beer in those bottles.  I still remember the cop shaking his head at my paper license, and half smiling.  Probably the look I shot my buddy when he siad "we weren't gonna drink it" may have saved me.

I forgot about that one...

 

But I gotta admit, I like talking tickets and police interactions a lot fucking more than listening to the pussy ass whining we were getting 10 days ago....

 

 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Correct. Sydney is like my public ambassador, sadly. 

You might want to consider implementing standards for spelling, grammar, and basic communication skills. I hope you aren’t paying him much. 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I’m sure you meant you’d fit in the bed of a truck

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8 hours ago, futureman said:

I’m fist ass fuck. 

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10 hours ago, futureman said:

I’m fit as fuck. 

Beating CTJ in a 5-yard dash doesn't make you fit as fuck, sir!

12 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

We are easily going to be the most hated program in the conference very quickly

College football is healing when we are back to being the villains because we are eating everyone's lunches in recruiting, and winning.  Making CFP appearances, making conference title games again. 

Much better than recruiting well and being mediocre, or recruiting poorly and losing. 

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Kreul potentially moving up his timeline and a possible decision next week per Bobby. Gerry says if Texas makes the final push it's a recruitment we can win.

 

 

Wrong thread dipshit

1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:
12 hours ago, futureman said:

I’m fit as fuck. 

Beating CTJ in a 5-yard dash doesn't make you fit as fuck, sir!

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33 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

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futureman allegedly made an appearance at a Surly tailgate once. He was apparently wearing pleated blue jeans. Not sure that dude is winning any races. 

She has big tits. $9.95 for this update. 

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12 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

Can you benchpress 10x at 225 pounds?

Let's all remember, 9 don't count.

13 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

Can you benchpress 10x at 225 pounds?

You must hate JT Sanders and Kevin Durant

18 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

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I've seen more references to Johnny Carson in the last week than I have in the prior decade combined. 

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I've seen more references to Johnny Carson in the last week than I have in the prior decade combined. 

Everyone forgets Steve and Jack did The Tonight Show first.

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Probably because they weren't alive then.

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

futureman allegedly made an appearance at a Surly tailgate once. He was apparently wearing pleated blue jeans. Not sure that dude is winning any races. 

once?  I’ve been at every surly tailgate. 

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We can assume that Texas isn't done at multiple spots, including Edge/DE. The OTF guys have been pretty clear on Kreul. If Texas wants him, they can get him. Texas doesn't mind the notion of adding a "specialist" if the player has an elite skill. There is debate about whether Kreul's pass rushing skillset can be truly elite at the P4 level. 

That recruitment, whether Texas goes all-in on landing Kreul or not, will not impact their efforts for Henderson. The changes to the House settlement confirmed where we thought the NIL world was headed, and to Texas as well. We think we're seeing angst with the Georgia folks? There's a good shot SEC Rant goes up in fucking flames in the future as the mouthbreathing natives wail and gnash teeth. Or tooth, depending upon which coonass clown is posting, I guess. 

Regarding Georgia, part of the hilarity in their meltdowns is that they've offered more to the 2026 cycle of recruits, and committed more capital for their 30+ signees, than any other school. Their $9.95ers absolutely know this. Their posters are either willfully oblivious or simply laughable hypocrites regarding same. 

Now, if Texas gets into another feeding frenzy and lands 28-30 guys, that tidbit might not hold up. I kind of expect things to land there, personally.

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