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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Take it to the NSFW forum. Some of us read this thread at work. 

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12 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Take it to the NSFW forum. Some of us read this thread at work. 

Therapist: I see the conflict.

*Notes: Possibly correlated to being fucked by someone in Alf costume*

 

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My only run in with furries was at a solstice hedonism camp out last year. 
 

I watched someone dressed up like a cat do cat things for over half an hour while I smoked a joint. 
 

It was one of the more surreal things I have witnessed. 

21 minutes ago, mooseoutfront said:

I watched someone dressed up like a cat do cat things for over half an hour

Well, at least it wasn't someone into age play...

 

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38 minutes ago, mooseoutfront said:

My only run in with furries was at a solstice hedonism camp out last year. 
 

I watched someone dressed up like a cat do cat things for over half an hour while I smoked a joint. 
 

It was one of the more surreal things I have witnessed. 

Narrator: It was just a cat. 

3 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

This thread ... grown men talking about fucking their wives who look like Alf. You bastards found a way to find a new low. 

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They're not grown men.

12 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Narrator: It was just a cat. 

My college buddy was so high one time he was playing that arcade golf game Golden Tee with the roller ball and for about 15 minutes he thought he was legit playing at Augusta.

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6 hours ago, mwaadeeb said:

My wife likes to wear an Alf costume when I fuck her. Is that weird?


Not to me. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

More like give up 

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27 minutes ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

Did Blacklab retire?

Dude we’ve reached the point where Texas is operating as a professional well oiled machine at an elite level competing for national titles and cranking out NFL drafts picks. We became so accustomed to endless bitching matches on this board because we followed a program that consistently tripped over it’s own dick at any given opportunity. I would much rather read pages of furry discussions, Taylor Swift vs The Who or Disney Adults then go back to the days of 1k page recruiting threads where we talked about how Herb Hand only has one committed OT or how Shane Buchele playing ping pong is bringing the offense together.

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well burnt orange and white complained that I come in here and have a weekly shit fit and he knows more about running a message board than me and is the most intelligent and best poster on the board so I respected his decision to not moderate this thread anymore. 

Eh, fuck that. 

I'm going to go ahead and randomly pick 3 off topic posts on every page to win a day off. 

So if you're feeling lucky go ahead and post off topic shit. 

Which 2026 recruit do we think is into Alf play and how do we use this to our advantage

8 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

you have to distinguish between normal adults that like to go to disney (with or w/o kids) and disney adults who wear mouse ears when they fuck

.......Hey hun? Babe?  Now here me out! But....

Almost 20 years ago now, I had a fellow resident from Alabama or Mississippi or such, tell us a story about his friend getting revenge on somebody by stealing his girl. Then fucking her while wearing the Duke mascot outfit and she had her ex’s undergrad’s cheerleading outfit on.  Apparently it was videoed and distributed to many people though he didn’t have a reason why he didn’t have access for us.  

Anyway, early sport specialization is proven to suck for kids’ bones and tendons. And, Alf fucks.  

1 hour ago, blacklab said:

well burnt orange and white complained that I come in here and have a weekly shit fit and he knows more about running a message board than me and is the most intelligent and best poster on the board so I respected his decision to not moderate this thread anymore. 

Eh, fuck that. 

I'm going to go ahead and randomly pick 3 off topic posts on every page to win a day off. 

So if you're feeling lucky go ahead and post off topic shit. 

Thank you for your hard work and getting this board back in shape. Without your leadership and guidance we would still be talking about furries and other shit that doesn’t pertain to the 2026 Texas Longhorns recruiting class. With that said I am most excited about getting Kreul over the Oklahoma Sooners. 

8 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I don’t think a heads up is out of line. If someone has options and is traveling with kids, maybe they pick another hotel. 

My wife and I went to NOLA for a long weekend once and stayed at a hotel on Canal Street because we liked the deal and we don’t mind the area.

Well, this particular weekend, that hotel and several others were hosting an annual event called “Nawty In N’Orleans” - a swingers convention. The thing included timed sessions in conference rooms discussing aspects of swinging. It was surreal. These people attending were not the lookers you’d be hoping for in that situation. A ton of olds, fatties, and hillbillies. Getting talked up by people in every elevator ride got old really quickly. Would have been nice to have had a heads up so we could have picked something in the garden district. 

I’ve heard that if you put a pineapple outside your door, people will leave you alone on those sort of weekends…

I saw this article on 247 about potential late risers but I really, really don't want to give 247 any money: https://247sports.com/college/texas/longformarticle/texas-longhorns-football-recruiting-senior-evals-late-risers-rhett-gray-jayden-warren-ashton-ace-bowden-nicolas-howard-jaivion-martin-252427113/

Still, it's an interesting question. I'm sure there will be at least one or two guys we'll target late, like we did with Moro Ojomo and Vasek. I would imagine they'll at least look at some potential late rising OTs. 247 says we "offered" this guy: https://247sports.com/Player/dominic-harris-46153349/. I know nothing about the evaluation skills of Fisch and his staff but I would assume they're at least pretty good based on past performance so maybe we'll circle back to him if there's no movement with Lee. Or maybe we look at the in-state kids committed to Arkansas, ASU, and TCU? 

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20 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

I saw this article on 247 about potential late risers but I really, really don't want to give 247 any money: https://247sports.com/college/texas/longformarticle/texas-longhorns-football-recruiting-senior-evals-late-risers-rhett-gray-jayden-warren-ashton-ace-bowden-nicolas-howard-jaivion-martin-252427113/

Still, it's an interesting question. I'm sure there will be at least one or two guys we'll target late, like we did with Moro Ojomo and Vasek. I would imagine they'll at least look at some potential late rising OTs. 247 says we "offered" this guy: https://247sports.com/Player/dominic-harris-46153349/. I know nothing about the evaluation skills of Fisch and his staff but I would assume they're at least pretty good based on past performance so maybe we'll circle back to him if there's no movement with Lee. Or maybe we look at the in-state kids committed to Arkansas, ASU, and TCU? 

Just read that URL man (he does misspell Nicholas and Rowden, though)

https://247sports.com/player/rhett-gray-46156140/

https://247sports.com/player/jayden-warren-46149249/

https://247sports.com/player/nicholas-howard-46158105/

https://247sports.com/player/ashton-rowden-46155979/

https://247sports.com/Player/jaivion-martin-46146259/

Two OTs, a WR, an RB, and a TE

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Jayden Warren is someone I hope they take a look at. 6’1 200 ran a 10.13.  if you're looking for traits 10.1 is a good trait to have.

 

  

27 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Just read that URL man

I can't believe I didn't see that - thanks

 

13 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Jayden Warren is someone I hope they take a look at. 6’1 200 ran a 10.13.  if you're looking for traits 10.1 is a good trait to have.

That's a really impressive time - especially for guy who's 6'2" 190. Here's his Jr. HUDL for anyone interested: https://www.hudl.com/video/3/18855581/6757b2fe2031b48107e80c54. The 98 yard TD at 4:52 and a kickoff return at 5:32 are really nice and I like that they go to him near the goal line a lot - we could use a guy like that

42 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Jayden Warren is someone I hope they take a look at. 6’1 200 ran a 10.13.  if you're looking for traits 10.1 is a good trait to have.


He looks like one of those guys that, if they had a QB that could get him the ball in stride, he'd have 1500 yards and 25 TDs receiving.

3 hours ago, blacklab said:

well burnt orange and white complained that I come in here and have a weekly shit fit and he knows more about running a message board than me and is the most intelligent and best poster on the board so I respected his decision to not moderate this thread anymore. 

Eh, fuck that. 

I'm going to go ahead and randomly pick 3 off topic posts on every page to win a day off. 

So if you're feeling lucky go ahead and post off topic shit. 

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright,
And I pity
Any guy who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming,
It's alarming how charming I feel,
And so pretty
That I hardlycan believe I'm real.

58 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

 6’1 200 ran a 10.13.  

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58 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

6’1 200 ran a 10.13

that’s tyler owens type shit, if the time is legit. 

I watched part of Warren’s video that auto played on his 24/7 page, and I was expecting seeing a burner-type who simply outran dudes, but he makes some contested catches, ran detailed routes and appears to be a legit football player. Agree with Hornius he’d benefit greatly from better QB play. Not much production yet, but you see the moldable clay.

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

Jayden Warren is someone I hope they take a look at. 6’1 200 ran a 10.13.  if you're looking for traits 10.1 is a good trait to have.

Might get him on the podium at a Surly tailgate.

Just for shits and giggles, here are the HUDLs for the 2 OTs on 247's list of potential Sr. risers:

Rhett Gray: https://www.hudl.com/video/3/19158390/673efadf5023bf5f665235d5

Nicholas Howard: https://www.hudl.com/video/3/19194966/671ece784d23b4484465f49f

I know nothing about evaluating these players but I guess Howard looks pretty good. Neither of them is Kelvin Banks. Gray seems mean, which I respect, but he also could/should have been flagged a couple of times (see the clip at 0:20). Gray might be a little bit bigger but Howard looks significantly more athletic to me

18 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We are in SoCal travel volleyball.  We actually heard about that one up there hahahahaha. That was January right 

Yes. You should come up. Good times.

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CJ Vogel with a recruiting update today. Someone can put the 2027 part in that thread if they give a shit.

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Friday Recruiting Nuggets

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A decision is heading is coming August 12 for 2026 IMG Academy EDGE Jake Kreul with Texas, Ole Miss and Oklahoma being the final contenders.

Based off of conversations this week, Oklahoma has all but conceded this race for the 6-foot-3-inch edge rusher. This was a recruitment earlier in the cycle that was headlined by the efforts of Oklahoma and Florida, though it has since shifted over the last month to the Longhorns becoming a significant player.

As things sit today, I am leaning towards more good news for the Longhorns in their 2026 class.

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Some game visit news!

Only six true home games on the slate for the Longhorns in 2025, so one less opportunity to host recruits for games at DKR. But we will make sure to have ongoing lists of recruits for each home game in the fall, as normal.

This first big name that can be added to the list is elite 2027 TE Brock Williams is planning to visit November 22 for the Arkansas game.

Williams, a 6-foot-5-inch tight end out of Libertyville, Illinois, is a composite five-star prospect in the class of 2027.

 

19 hours ago, mooseoutfront said:

My only run in with furries was at a solstice hedonism camp out last year. 
 

I watched someone dressed up like a cat do cat things for over half an hour while I smoked a joint. 
 

It was one of the more surreal things I have witnessed. 

On our trip to Jamaica last year I was in the airport behind a couple with a mug from a resort called Hedonism. I was intrigued so I looked it up later and it seems like a furry would fit right in there:

https://hedonism.com/resort/

9 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

On our trip to Jamaica last year I was in the airport behind a couple with a mug from a resort called Hedonism. I was intrigued so I looked it up later and it seems like a furry would fit right in there:

https://hedonism.com/resort/

Lol. I've got some friends who have had various older family members visit a Hedonism site, and the stories they get are that it's basically like The Villages in Florida, but slightly younger. Just a bunch of 50-65 year old ugly people looking to get their rocks off with strangers. It's basically like a cruise ship on dry land.

Now that I think about it, it might be the final, inevitable stop in the evolution of Disney Adults. 

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1 minute ago, Ricky Butler said:

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