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12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

My expert analysis- he doesn’t look small and he doesn’t look slow.  

Reminds me of Darren McFadden

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5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

It seems like Cooper is looking to be the only back in the class. Edwards jumped the gun on an offer to somewhere he doesn’t want to go because the money wowed him. I’m fine with the outcome, personally. 

Ahh. He messed up.  Gotta just enjoy the bag now. 

10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Aside- if that’s not just an urban legend then it’s a bullshit excuse. 
condoms are stretchy 

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Joe Rogan will do anything for an audience.

7 hours ago, Red Five said:


Sorf of a faster Roschon Johnson imo.

If that’s his comp, kids is gonna be a fucking BEAST.

 

 

i was going to point out he gallops like Adrian Peterson.

12 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

:-))

 

 

The d line coach going ape shit on that end. Was he really following the eye candy?

11 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

I hope we teach Cooper how to run without flapping his arms.

How else do you expect him to fly?

23 hours ago, tokamak said:

Yeah, no sour grapes but from day 1 it seemed to me that we liked Finley as a prospect, but didn't love him.

I saw him play (once) and did not love him.  Small sample size, but…

On 8/7/2025 at 6:21 AM, Vito Andolini said:

Are we still talking about furries?


 

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14 hours ago, chad.ihrig said:

I say this with absolute certainty but also ask for immunity by saying this about a teenager:

What a douche this Kreul dude is.
 

I only watched the first 30 seconds or so. Because the video was annoying, but in a way that any video made by a high school kid is annoying. Did he do something douchey later in the video? Because I didn't see anything in the part I watched. He was just talking enthusiastically about the gear he got. Basically an unboxing video, which is super common and has been a thing for more than a decade. 

I don't think this kid is worth whatever OU paid for him and I doubt he amounts to more than a tweener / specialist in college, but we don't need to be all sour grapes about it. I say this while acknowledging your plea for immunity. 

14 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Aside- if that’s not just an urban legend then it’s a bullshit excuse. 
condoms are stretchy 

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I think the joke is that the dude didn't like wearing condoms (who does) and just wanted to say something sufficiently shocking to get her to leave him alone. But it was almost certainly apocryphal. 

39 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

The d line coach going ape shit on that end. Was he really following the eye candy?

The end purposely went under the pulling blockers. Which is fine, depending on who was assigned contain - it can be the end (in which case he fucked up) or the LB (in which case he did his job). Typically ends are coached to lean into the pulling blockers to cram the play inside while keeping contain, but I've noticed more and more than ends (or "edges" now) are going underneath the pulling guard. If I remember, Ethan Burke did that as a freshman. Colin Simmons did it a lot last year too. I think kids are maybe just being coached differently these days. 

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20 minutes ago, Bevo said:


 

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Next time, just post the fwd:fwd:fwd email from Grandma 

16 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

I only watched the first 30 seconds or so. Because the video was annoying, but in a way that any video made by a high school kid is annoying. Did he do something douchey later in the video? Because I didn't see anything in the part I watched. He was just talking enthusiastically about the gear he got. Basically an unboxing video, which is super common and has been a thing for more than a decade. 

I don't think this kid is worth whatever OU paid for him and I doubt he amounts to more than a tweener / specialist in college, but we don't need to be all sour grapes about it. I say this while acknowledging your plea for immunity. 

I think the joke is that the dude didn't like wearing condoms (who does) and just wanted to say something sufficiently shocking to get her to leave him alone. But it was almost certainly apocryphal. 

The end purposely went under the pulling blockers. Which is fine, depending on who was assigned contain - it can be the end (in which case he fucked up) or the LB (in which case he did his job). Typically ends are coached to lean into the pulling blockers to cram the play inside while keeping contain, but I've noticed more and more than ends (or "edges" now) are going underneath the pulling guard. If I remember, Ethan Burke did that as a freshman. Colin Simmons did it a lot last year too. I think kids are maybe just being coached differently these days. 

I am hoping that Kreul is the next Brian Bosworth in all aspects of - douchiness, running his mouth, being a roid freak with some success that leads to OU fans rallying around every stupid thing he does, just being a very loud heel in general. I was hoping he’d be our version, but I’ll settle for the second coming on their end. 

3 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

If that’s his comp, kids is gonna be a fucking BEAST.

 

 

i was going to point out he gallops like Adrian Peterson.

Looks very similar to AD.  

11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I am hoping that Kreul is the next Brian Bosworth in all aspects of - douchiness, running his mouth, being a roid freak with some success that leads to OU fans rallying around every stupid thing he does, just being a very loud heel in general. I was hoping he’d be our version, but I’ll settle for the second coming on their end. 

He’s definitely most likely to wear a headband or some other dbag drip.

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Been mentioned as a guy we're recruiting in the background. This is... not the best data point

 

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Been mentioned as a guy we're recruiting in the background. This is... not the best data point

 

Sounds like he's just taking all the "commit to us now bonuses"

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Been mentioned as a guy we're recruiting in the background. This is... not the best data point

 

I’m with you. Miss us on this one. 

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I'm sure Malakai cares deeply about all of these penalties that Larry Ellison will write off on the "misc small charges" section of his personal budget

 

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'm sure Malakai cares deeply about all of these penalties that Larry Ellison will write off on the "misc small charges" section of his personal budget

 

What a douche fuck 

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'm sure Malakai cares deeply about all of these penalties that Larry Ellison will write off on the "misc small charges" section of his personal budget

 

That's a $20 million fine.

10 year show cause for Harbaugh. 8 year show cause for Connor Stalions. Denard Robinson and head coach Sherrone Moore also hit with show cause penalties of 3 years and 2 years respectively. Moore is suspended for a third game. 

I'm not saying it's nothing as a punishment, but they just won a national championship. Is any of this really a deterrent for a program? That said, on September 6 Go Blue!

5 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

That's a $20 million fine.

10 year show cause for Harbaugh. 8 year show cause for Connor Stalions. Denard Robinson and head coach Sherrone Moore also hit with show cause penalties of 3 years and 2 years respectively. Moore is suspended for a third game. 

I'm not saying it's nothing as a punishment, but they just won a national championship. Is any of this really a deterrent for a program? That said, on September 6 Go Blue!

Slap on the wrist but we already knew the NCAA is that toothless hound that just lays on the front porch. 

2 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

Slap on the wrist but we already knew the NCAA is that toothless hound that just lays on the front porch. 

In fairness the Supreme Court cut off its balls and fed them to it.

I don't know if Michigan is going to file a lawsuit over this, but past history indicates they probably should if they want to get it reduced. 

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29 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'm sure Malakai cares deeply about all of these penalties that Larry Ellison will write off on the "misc small charges" section of his personal budget

 

Eric fucking Nahlin. Literally tweeting at croots. What an asshole. 

1 hour ago, SL Xpress said:

I don't know if Michigan is going to file a lawsuit over this, but past history indicates they probably should if they want to get it reduced. 

Could they sue? Sure — they’ve done it before. Should they? Probably not. An lawsuit might help negotiate a mitigated settlement or shave penalties, but proving damages would be exceedingly difficult, and there’s no injunctive relief left worth the cost of litigating (no obvious hair-on-fire hook to obtain quick court intervention).

Despite being a “repeat and aggravated Level I violator,” Michigan avoided a postseason ban. Without a postseason ban or other drastic enforcement action, courts are unlikely to intervene, much less enjoin. They generally defer to NCAA autonomy on discipline (unlike NIL compensation or athlete-rights policy, which they’re all to eager to jump right into).

Plus, Michigan’s own failure to cooperate in the investigation severely weakens its own case, and fighting over its own wrongdoing risks backfiring with regulators, the media, and the public. A less adversarial route — appealing directly to the NCAA — might have a better chance at reducing penalties or securing relief.

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Been mentioned as a guy we're recruiting in the background. This is... not the best data point

 

Speed dating 

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

He’s definitely most likely to wear a headband or some other dbag drip.

I said way up thread Kreul gave me the Krull vibes. If he starts wearing a mullet and throwing NeenJah stars all will be right with the world.

2 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

That's a $20 million fine.

10 year show cause for Harbaugh. 8 year show cause for Connor Stalions. Denard Robinson and head coach Sherrone Moore also hit with show cause penalties of 3 years and 2 years respectively. Moore is suspended for a third game. 

I'm not saying it's nothing as a punishment, but they just won a national championship. Is any of this really a deterrent for a program? That said, on September 6 Go Blue!

So basically Michigan is going to pay $20M and some residual change for a National Championship. History doesn't asterisk NCs paid for by cheating. If that were the case, the NC list would look like star map.

Hell, aggy has paid much, much, much more than that for decades of mediocrity.

Michigan basically got their NC for the price of a house in Malibu.

40 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Watch Texas commit Tyler Atkinson tonight on @NFHSNetwork or go to Max Preps game of the the qeek

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I dunno man, that Frosh West Anchorage vs South Anchorage matchup will be tough to pass up

55 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

I dunno man, that Frosh West Anchorage vs South Anchorage matchup will be tough to pass up

West was always a shit show program. Chugiak Mustangs for life!

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Speaking of AKHSFB, if you follow College Football Campus Tour at all, he's in Utqiagvik, AK for Redington vs Barrow this weekend, aka the northernmost high school football game in the world

 

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4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ellison:  Take it out of petty cash. 

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14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Speaking of AKHSFB, if you follow College Football Campus Tour at all, he's in Utqiagvik, AK for Redington vs Barrow this weekend, aka the northernmost high school football game in the world

Oddly beautiful and depressing. 

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

College Football Campus Tour 

One of the few social media influencers that is actually pretty awesome.  100 games in a season is badass.

21 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Speaking of AKHSFB, if you follow College Football Campus Tour at all, he's in Utqiagvik, AK for Redington vs Barrow this weekend, aka the northernmost high school football game in the world

 

Home of former Longhorn Kamaka Hepa! 

 

43 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Oddly beautiful and depressing. 

No shit. Beautiful scenery and field (not sure of the blue color, but the quality is there.)

2 pop up stands...but I guess all 20 people in the town have plenty of room?

12 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

No shit. Beautiful scenery and field (not sure of the blue color, but the quality is there.)

2 pop up stands...but I guess all 20 people in the town have plenty of room?

The town completely shuts down when the football team is playing. I mean, it's shut down all the time, but it's shut down when the football team is playing, too. 

4 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I said way up thread Kreul gave me the Krull vibes. If he starts wearing a mullet and throwing NeenJah stars all will be right with the world.

Don't you besmirch that cinematic masterpiece with that dude.  

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Speaking of AKHSFB, if you follow College Football Campus Tour at all, he's in Utqiagvik, AK for Redington vs Barrow this weekend, aka the northernmost high school football game in the world

capacity looks to be about 80-90.

4 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Don't you besmirch that cinematic masterpiece with that dude.  

You tell me that seeing Kreul in an Ousux headband, sportin' a mullet and tossing a Neenja star wouldn't make you think Krull.. I call you a liar to your face. 

3 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Watch Texas commit Tyler Atkinson tonight on @NFHSNetwork or go to Max Preps game of the the qeek

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Will this be online?

 

thanks

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