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14 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Didn't what this site?

I think he left out "gargle the balls of" in the middle of his ragepost. 

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1 hour ago, Baldwin said:

God fucking damnit, I didn't this site for fucking lawyer and weather talk.

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1 hour ago, Baldwin said:

God fucking damnit, I didn't this site for fucking lawyer and weather talk.

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I worked in law firms as a yout and there was an attorney at one of the places named Rod Johnson which I thought was hilarious and awesome at the same time.  So I got that going for me.

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all right, went over to random.org and had it randomly order the last page off off topic post numbers and got this

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Congrats to Cartman RomaVicta Scholtz winning today's off topic lottery. Tune in tomorrow if the off topic shit continues

1 hour ago, Baldwin said:

God fucking damnit, I didn't this site for fucking lawyer and weather talk.

Baldwin, we need to talk! 

1 hour ago, Baldwin said:

God fucking damnit, I didn't this site for fucking lawyer and weather talk.

You think it's bad now wait till we only win in Columbus by 7

2 hours ago, Baldwin said:

God fucking damnit, I didn't this site for fucking lawyer and weather talk.

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23 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

According to my uncle, Frank tended to "raise a glass" to the wild bunch when they hollered at him.

 

As for colorful lawyer, Percy Foreman is the only man I have ever heard of that got a man "Pete Thomas Scamardo" off of a murder rap because the jury believed Sam Dagillia deserved killing.

"The verdict in Pete Scamardo's trial was practically unprecedented. Jurors had no trouble believing he was responsible for the Degelia killing but let him off scot-free with seven years probation."

 

He initially got Woody Harrellson's dad off in the same trial with a hung jury, but his star witness fled the country before the retrial.

Sam Degilia (of this generation) is the baseball coach at Bowie HS

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all right, went over to random.org and had it randomly order the last page off off topic post numbers and got this

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Timestamp: 2025-08-20 19:52:41 UTC

Congrats to Cartman RomaVicta Scholtz winning today's off topic lottery. Tune in tomorrow if the off topic shit continues

Thank you for your continued hard work and dedication to ensuring SurlyHorns is the best UT fan site on the World Wide Web. 

3 hours ago, Baldwin said:

God fucking damnit, I didn't this site for fucking lawyer and weather talk.


That's what my lawyer said as he was eating Gouda and doing cross-fit on a Disney cruise. 

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


That's what my lawyer said as he was eating Gouda and doing cross-fit on a Disney cruise. 

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8 hours ago, kegman said:

This is not quite on the same level, but I am about to start day three of an open plea where the phrase "pocket pussy" has been used more times than I ever thought would happen in court room. Just for clarification, I am the lawyer not the defendant.

That’s pretty good. I have one coming up in which a 24” dildo is the weapon used in an assault.

 

3 hours ago, Baldwin said:

God fucking damnit, I didn't this site for fucking lawyer and weather talk.

Don’t shoot, Alec!

On 8/19/2025 at 10:53 AM, TexasRenegade said:

Eltife is good but he's no Frank Erwin.  We can talk when he starts driving around campus in a burn orange caddy.

 

"Get those long haired dirty nothings out of there!"

And drunker than Cooter Brown!

2 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Sam Degilia (of this generation) is the baseball coach at Bowie HS

Well Pete Thomas Scamardo's son Mark owns a farming empire in the brazos bottom and a fancy high priced farmers market in College Station.  Not sure if his dad's heroine and gun running money had anything to do with that or not.

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Glad to see the random number generator scared y'all

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Glad to see the random number generator scared y'all

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2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Glad to see the random number generator scared y'all

It was a challenge, was it not?

5 hours ago, Chili dog said:

That’s pretty good. I have one coming up in which a 24” dildo is the weapon used in an assault.

This post might actually entice @NowThis out of hiding

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It was a challenge, was it not?

I’ve never won anything. I need this. 

6 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

Not sure if his dad's heroine and gun running money had anything to do with that or not.

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15 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

Baldwin, we need to talk! 

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I'm trying....

Summer recruiting is over, pretty much everyone is committed, so from now on it's flips/late bloomers/2027 dudes reclassifying.

  • QB - Done. Just hang on to Bell.
  • RB - See QB. Lots of speculation that we'd stay on Edwards for a 2 back class, but Bobby squashed that the other day. Just hang on to Cooper seems to be the plan.
  • WR - Definitely need 1 more. Not sure where they plan to play Bishop. Reporting is that they'll stay on Lott. Ship has probably sailed with Finley. Paris Melvin possibly on the back burner.
  • TE - Seems like they wanted 1 elite guy and couldn't find one/land one. Depth chart is pretty young and talented. Supposedly there's a 5-star 2027 guy that's high on us. I bet we just shut it down here.
  • IOL  - Personally I think we gotta have at least 1, maybe 2. Haven't seen much but I bet we stay in contact with the two aggy guys. We passed on Katoa. I bet a new name or two emerges here eventually.
  • OT - Need 1. Seems like Lee is the target. I'm sure there's a backup plan but damned if I know what it is.
  • DT - I'm sure we'll have our work cut out holding on to all 4 of these OOS guys. This seems like a spot where they'll always take another guy if they can.
  • EG - Henderson or bust? Need another IMO but they're not gonna take a guy that can't contribute.
  • LB - Hang on to Atkinson. Otherwise done?
  • CB - Early emergence of Littleton reduces the need here. Still I'd think 1 more would be ideal. No names.
  • S - By all acounts, staying on Benjamin.

So I'm still expecting 1 WR, 1 IOL, 1 OT, 1 EG, 1 CB, and 1 S. That'd give us 27 including the three specialists. IMO the biggest remaining needs are at OL and DB.

I believe the staff has said they want another LB. Hill and Moore being gone after this year is going to leave that room pretty thin. You'll have Lefau and Ty'Anthony Smith, and Bo Barnes as a sophomore and that's about it before freshman arrive.

Recruiting related:

OTF's (Texas High School Football) Super Team 2025 (Thursday 8:03am CST) - Gerry

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OTF Super Team 2025 (Thursday 8:03am CST)

 

Gerry Hamilton

By Gerry Hamilton

  • 1 hour ago
 

OTF Super Team 2025

The high school season is almost here with scrimmages getting underway today around the state. That means some new names in 2027 will become household names for recruiting fans around the state, and 2026 commitments to various schools will put together standout seasons. 

OnTexasFootball is going to wet the appetite with a first ... the OTF Super Team for the 2025 season. We aren't just going to have seniors, however. This will be a combined senior and junior Super Team entering the season. 

Here is OTF's first edition:

Quarterback ...
Kavian Bryant
, Palestine/Westwood - 2027
6-2, 185
Commitment: None

Running back ...
K.J. Edwards
, Carthage/High - 2026
5-9.5, 198
Commitment:
Texas A&M

Javian Osborne, Forney/High - 2026
5-9, 195
Commitment:
Notre Dame

Wide receiver ...
Jalen Lott
, Frisco/Panther Creek - 2026
6-0, 175
Commitment:
 Oregon

Alvin Mosley, Rosharon/Crawford - 2027
6-2, 185
Commitment: None

Tight end ...
Jaivion Martin
, Willis/High - 2026
Commitment: Arkansas

Offensive line ...
John Turntine III
, OT, Fort Worth/North Crowley - 2026
6-3.75, 275
Commitment: Texas

Ishmael Camara, OT, Gilmer/High - 2027 
6-5.5, 320
Commitment: None

Kennedy Brown, OT, Kingwood/High - 2027
6-5, 290
Commitment: None

Brian Swanson, OT/IOL, Dallas/South Oak Cliff - 2027
6-5, 300
Commitment: None

Peyton Miller, C/IOL, Anna/High - 2027
6-5, 290
Commitment: None

Defensive line ...
Jameion Winfield
, Richardson/High - 2026
6-4, 305
Commitment:
 USC

K'Adrian Redmond, DeSoto/High - 2027
6-3, 310
Commitment: None

EDGE ...
KJ Ford
, Duncanville/High - 2026
6-3, 240
Commitment: Florida

Jamarion Carlton, Temple/High - 2026
6-5, 265
Commitment: Baylor

Linebacker ...
Cooper Witten
, Argyle/Liberty Christian - 2027
6-2, 215
Commitment: None

Kosi Okpala, Houston/Mayde Creek - 2026
6-2, 219
Commitment:
Texas

Defensive back ...
Donovan Webb
, S, Frisco/Panther Creek - 2026
5-11.5, 180
Commitment: Texas Tech

JayQuan Snell, S, Waxahachie/High - 2027
6-3, 200
Commitment: None

John Meredith III, CB, Euless/Trinity - 2027
6-2, 175
Commitment:
 None

Mikhail McCreary, CB, San Antonio/Johnson - 2027
6-1, 165
Commitment: None

Athlete ...
Jermaine Bishop Jr.
, WR/CB, Willis/High - 2026
5-11.5, 160
Commitment:
 Texas

 

35 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I believe the staff has said they want another LB. Hill and Moore being gone after this year is going to leave that room pretty thin. You'll have Lefau and Ty'Anthony Smith, and Bo Barnes as a sophomore and that's about it before freshman arrive.

I bet they go to the portal at LB again. Take another hybrid type (or two) if Spence leaves a year early since Moore also graduates. 

4 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Recruiting related:

OTF's (Texas High School Football) Super Team 2025 (Thursday 8:03am CST) - Gerry

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OTF Super Team 2025 (Thursday 8:03am CST)

 

Gerry Hamilton

By Gerry Hamilton

  • 1 hour ago
 

OTF Super Team 2025

The high school season is almost here with scrimmages getting underway today around the state. That means some new names in 2027 will become household names for recruiting fans around the state, and 2026 commitments to various schools will put together standout seasons. 

OnTexasFootball is going to wet the appetite with a first ... the OTF Super Team for the 2025 season. We aren't just going to have seniors, however. This will be a combined senior and junior Super Team entering the season. 

Here is OTF's first edition:

Quarterback ...
Kavian Bryant
, Palestine/Westwood - 2027
6-2, 185
Commitment: None

Running back ...
K.J. Edwards
, Carthage/High - 2026
5-9.5, 198
Commitment:
Texas A&M

Javian Osborne, Forney/High - 2026
5-9, 195
Commitment:
Notre Dame

Wide receiver ...
Jalen Lott
, Frisco/Panther Creek - 2026
6-0, 175
Commitment:
 Oregon

Alvin Mosley, Rosharon/Crawford - 2027
6-2, 185
Commitment: None

Tight end ...
Jaivion Martin
, Willis/High - 2026
Commitment: Arkansas

Offensive line ...
John Turntine III
, OT, Fort Worth/North Crowley - 2026
6-3.75, 275
Commitment: Texas

Ishmael Camara, OT, Gilmer/High - 2027 
6-5.5, 320
Commitment: None

Kennedy Brown, OT, Kingwood/High - 2027
6-5, 290
Commitment: None

Brian Swanson, OT/IOL, Dallas/South Oak Cliff - 2027
6-5, 300
Commitment: None

Peyton Miller, C/IOL, Anna/High - 2027
6-5, 290
Commitment: None

Defensive line ...
Jameion Winfield
, Richardson/High - 2026
6-4, 305
Commitment:
 USC

K'Adrian Redmond, DeSoto/High - 2027
6-3, 310
Commitment: None

EDGE ...
KJ Ford
, Duncanville/High - 2026
6-3, 240
Commitment: Florida

Jamarion Carlton, Temple/High - 2026
6-5, 265
Commitment: Baylor

Linebacker ...
Cooper Witten
, Argyle/Liberty Christian - 2027
6-2, 215
Commitment: None

Kosi Okpala, Houston/Mayde Creek - 2026
6-2, 219
Commitment:
Texas

Defensive back ...
Donovan Webb
, S, Frisco/Panther Creek - 2026
5-11.5, 180
Commitment: Texas Tech

JayQuan Snell, S, Waxahachie/High - 2027
6-3, 200
Commitment: None

John Meredith III, CB, Euless/Trinity - 2027
6-2, 175
Commitment:
 None

Mikhail McCreary, CB, San Antonio/Johnson - 2027
6-1, 165
Commitment: None

Athlete ...
Jermaine Bishop Jr.
, WR/CB, Willis/High - 2026
5-11.5, 160
Commitment:
 Texas

 

Pretty interesting that he's got Turntine and 4 juniors at OL.

30 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Pretty interesting that he's got Turntine and 4 juniors at OL.

It's a shit year for OL in-state and OTF is much, much higher on Turntine than anyone else. Not surprising. 

10 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

View From the Couch: Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy, Tunnel Vision, etc.  – FILM FRENZY

Ahhh... The Commitments.

2, 1a, 1b, x, x, x, x

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I believe the staff has said they want another LB. Hill and Moore being gone after this year is going to leave that room pretty thin. You'll have Lefau and Ty'Anthony Smith, and Bo Barnes as a sophomore and that's about it before freshman arrive.

They'd been talking to Izayia Williams, but he's on his fifth commitment, so hopefully they've expanded their horizons

2 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

Recruiting related:

OTF's (Texas High School Football) Super Team 2025 (Thursday 8:03am CST) - Gerry

  Reveal hidden contents

OTF Super Team 2025 (Thursday 8:03am CST)

 

Gerry Hamilton

By Gerry Hamilton

  • 1 hour ago
 

OTF Super Team 2025

The high school season is almost here with scrimmages getting underway today around the state. That means some new names in 2027 will become household names for recruiting fans around the state, and 2026 commitments to various schools will put together standout seasons. 

OnTexasFootball is going to wet the appetite with a first ... the OTF Super Team for the 2025 season. We aren't just going to have seniors, however. This will be a combined senior and junior Super Team entering the season. 

Here is OTF's first edition:

Quarterback ...
Kavian Bryant
, Palestine/Westwood - 2027
6-2, 185
Commitment: None

Running back ...
K.J. Edwards
, Carthage/High - 2026
5-9.5, 198
Commitment:
Texas A&M

Javian Osborne, Forney/High - 2026
5-9, 195
Commitment:
Notre Dame

Wide receiver ...
Jalen Lott
, Frisco/Panther Creek - 2026
6-0, 175
Commitment:
 Oregon

Alvin Mosley, Rosharon/Crawford - 2027
6-2, 185
Commitment: None

Tight end ...
Jaivion Martin
, Willis/High - 2026
Commitment: Arkansas

Offensive line ...
John Turntine III
, OT, Fort Worth/North Crowley - 2026
6-3.75, 275
Commitment: Texas

Ishmael Camara, OT, Gilmer/High - 2027 
6-5.5, 320
Commitment: None

Kennedy Brown, OT, Kingwood/High - 2027
6-5, 290
Commitment: None

Brian Swanson, OT/IOL, Dallas/South Oak Cliff - 2027
6-5, 300
Commitment: None

Peyton Miller, C/IOL, Anna/High - 2027
6-5, 290
Commitment: None

Defensive line ...
Jameion Winfield
, Richardson/High - 2026
6-4, 305
Commitment:
 USC

K'Adrian Redmond, DeSoto/High - 2027
6-3, 310
Commitment: None

EDGE ...
KJ Ford
, Duncanville/High - 2026
6-3, 240
Commitment: Florida

Jamarion Carlton, Temple/High - 2026
6-5, 265
Commitment: Baylor

Linebacker ...
Cooper Witten
, Argyle/Liberty Christian - 2027
6-2, 215
Commitment: None

Kosi Okpala, Houston/Mayde Creek - 2026
6-2, 219
Commitment:
Texas

Defensive back ...
Donovan Webb
, S, Frisco/Panther Creek - 2026
5-11.5, 180
Commitment: Texas Tech

JayQuan Snell, S, Waxahachie/High - 2027
6-3, 200
Commitment: None

John Meredith III, CB, Euless/Trinity - 2027
6-2, 175
Commitment:
 None

Mikhail McCreary, CB, San Antonio/Johnson - 2027
6-1, 165
Commitment: None

Athlete ...
Jermaine Bishop Jr.
, WR/CB, Willis/High - 2026
5-11.5, 160
Commitment:
 Texas

 

I would love to circle back on Winfield and sneak him in for a game day visit. Gerry was high on him when he moved in from Mississippi(?)

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22 minutes ago, texifornia said:

They'd been talking to Izayia Williams, but he's on his fifth commitment, so hopefully they've expanded their horizons

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22 hours ago, blacklab said:

all right, went over to random.org and had it randomly order the last page off off topic post numbers and got this

Random Sequence Generator
Here is your sequence:

12070
12058
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Timestamp: 2025-08-20 19:52:41 UTC

Congrats to Cartman RomaVicta Scholtz winning today's off topic lottery. Tune in tomorrow if the off topic shit continues

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Guess I should have probably posted this in the NIL thread, but somebody else can cross-post if it's helpful. I was too distracted by the shiny "Boulevard of Broken Bagmen" thread title.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/46011014/college-football-texas-car-dealers

Late said that since he handed Ewers the keys to that black Corvette, he has signed 27 Texas players to NIL deals including some of the Longhorns' biggest stars like Roschon JohnsonJaylan FordT'Vondre SweatKelvin Banks Jr., Colin SimmonsAnthony Hill Jr., Matthew GoldenRyan WingoMalik Muhammad and DeAndre Moore Jr.

He gives the player a price range and asks them what they want, then looks to used car auctions if it's not a model he sells. That includes Ewers, who eventually decided the Corvette was giving him back issues.

He couldn't abide that with his QB1, so he asked Ewers what else he'd like. "How about a Porsche Cayenne GTS?" said Ewers. Done.

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They're giving their homie McGuire his flowers, but nice to be in the top group. Lol A&M.

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maybe he just really wanted sark to stay sober because he cares about him.  ever think of that?

4 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I feel like I’ve seen it before, but how do you add users to the ignore list?

pm immamac.  who do you want to put on ignore?  spill the tea!

4 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I feel like I’ve seen it before, but how do you add users to the ignore list?

If you hover your mouse over their profile picture, a little screen will pop up with some options including "ignore"

1 minute ago, Park Gothic said:

If you hover your mouse over their profile picture, a little screen will pop up with some options including "ignore"

Yeah, crap. Gotta get on my computer. No mouse hover on the iPad. Thanks for the help. 

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