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2 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Yeah, crap. Gotta get on my computer. No mouse hover on the iPad. Thanks for the help. 

keep us posted.

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    FYI - just cross-posting a really nice story.     Embedded tweet w/ anecdote.      

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    13,000 posts on surlyhorns.com is the hallmark of a guy who's just too busy to tune into commitment ceremonies. 

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2 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Yeah, crap. Gotta get on my computer. No mouse hover on the iPad. Thanks for the help. 

You can also go to your profile, settings, and look for the ignored users page. You can add people to the list there. 

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On 8/19/2025 at 8:48 PM, Chili dog said:

Perry Minton represented Chris Beard in the family violence case. I assume they’re related, but don’t know for sure. 

I don't think Perry Minton and Chris Beard were related to each other, no. 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

They're giving their homie McGuire his flowers, but nice to be in the top group. Lol A&M.

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One of the schools that Texas High School football coaches say they most enjoyed dealing with = Texas

One of the schools that Texas High School football coaches say they least enjoyed working with = Texas

 

 

30 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

One of the schools that Texas High School football coaches say they most enjoyed dealing with = Texas

One of the schools that Texas High School football coaches say they least enjoyed working with = Texas

 

 

There are a lot of aggy head coaches in high school

Bell’s team kinda looks like it sucks. Or at least the oline does. 

1 hour ago, TexasExe14 said:

 

Dibs on "The Mind Heavy" band name.

9 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

Dibs on "The Mind Heavy" band name.

Was in the final group for the baddie name in stranger things. 
 

still available though if they make a 70s era companion series. 

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Hopefully the Miami offense looks like ass against ND.

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43 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Hopefully the Miami offense looks like ass against ND.

...offense?

I'm in wait and see mode on their offense after watching them last year a few times.  Maybe they will actually be able to throw the ball this year.

Watching the St.Thomas vs Dai game and fuck, Chris Henry and Wyatt look good. 
 

Fuck Ohio State for getting them both 

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Good thing Cristobal is coaching Miami, or else I might be concerned about a flip. Miami will continue to suck ass, and Baker will keep Johnson. 

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The key recruiting battles to watch (Mon. 7:12am CST) - Gerry

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The key recruiting battles to watch (Mon. 7:12am CST)

 

Gerry Hamilton

By Gerry Hamilton

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The key recruiting battles to watch

The Texas staff is engaged in a number of key recruiting battles that will not only impact the 2026 class, but also the top quarterback target on the board in 2027. 

While the recruitments in 2026 won't fully heat up until later in the season, Texas is working very hard on one of the top offensive tackle prospects in the country. Which players show up on campus during the season will ultimately tell the story, to be clear. 

1. Malakai Lee, OT, Honolulu (Hi.) Kamehameha 
The Texas Longhorns will not give up on the Michigan pledge until signing day. Lee is currently the top target for the Longhorns committed elsewhere. OTF is monitoring if any members of the Texas staff will head to Honolulu during the off week in late September. 

2. James Johnson and Derrek Cooper 
The Miami Hurricanes will not give up on either 5-star Texas commit out of the Sunshine State. If Miami did, the staff should be fired honestly. OTF will not be surprised if either of the two attend the Notre Dame at Miami game August 31. If I lived in South Florida and was given tickets as a recruit, I would go for sure. Cooper is making his OV to Texas September 20th weekend. Johnson will be back on campus in Austin this season too. The Florida Gators will also keep pushing for Johnson. 

*Note: Expect these recruitments to follow Cedric Baxter Jr., Jerrick Gibson, and Myron Charles. Baxter took in two FSU games senior season, where he was once a commitment. Gibson and Charles took in multiple Florida Gators games. 

3. Trenton Henderson, EDGE, Pensacola (Fla.) Catholic
The LSU pledge and OTF 5-star is expected to be a tough flip for Texas due to the Longhorns depth at EDGE, while LSU is set to graduate three of the top four in the program. Florida will also test LSU until signing day. Texas will try and get Henderson back on campus this season. 

4. Kavian Bryant, QB, Palestine (Texas) Westwood 
The 2027 4-star+ two sport star in East Texas is scheduled to be at the San Jose State game, as well as Texas-OU. Texas' main competition right now is Texas Tech, who will make the NIL component of this recruitment interesting. A decision during the season is certainly on the table. In speaking with a member of the family in June and recently, the recruitment is not currently expected to go into the summer of senior year. 

5. Jalen Lott, WR, Frisco (Texas) Panther Creek 
The Texas legacy and Oregon commit continues to be in contact with Texas. Whether it's Lott or family members, expect Texas to stay in contact. 

Other current names of note:
Davon Benjamin, DB, Westlake Village (Calif.) Oaks Christian - Oregon commit
Zaden Krempin, IOL, Prosper (Texas) High - Texas A&M commit
Ole Miss will keep pushing for 4-star+ DL and Texas commit Corey Wells (Petal, Miss./High)
Florida and Auburn won't give up on 4-star+ DL and Texas commit Vodney Cleveland (Birmingham, Ala./Parker)

Texas will expand the targets list during the season ...
The Texas staff will expand the remaining targets list in the 2026 class during the season. Last year, 5-star Justus Terry, 4-star+ DB Graceson Littleton and 4-star reclass S Zelus Hicks all emerged for the Longhorns. As well as 4-star LB Kellen Wiley, who picked Miami over Texas on NSD.

Also, targets 4-star+ WR Daylan McCutcheon flipped from FSU and 5-star CB Kade Phillips flipped from LSU. 

Current 2027 CB and Miami pledge Kenton Dopson Jr. (Miami, Fla./Norland) is one prospect that is attempting to reclassify to 2026, and Texas is working to get him on campus this season.

 

7 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

The key recruiting battles to watch (Mon. 7:12am CST) - Gerry

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The key recruiting battles to watch (Mon. 7:12am CST)

 

Gerry Hamilton

By Gerry Hamilton

  • 2 hours ago
 

The key recruiting battles to watch

The Texas staff is engaged in a number of key recruiting battles that will not only impact the 2026 class, but also the top quarterback target on the board in 2027. 

While the recruitments in 2026 won't fully heat up until later in the season, Texas is working very hard on one of the top offensive tackle prospects in the country. Which players show up on campus during the season will ultimately tell the story, to be clear. 

1. Malakai Lee, OT, Honolulu (Hi.) Kamehameha 
The Texas Longhorns will not give up on the Michigan pledge until signing day. Lee is currently the top target for the Longhorns committed elsewhere. OTF is monitoring if any members of the Texas staff will head to Honolulu during the off week in late September. 

2. James Johnson and Derrek Cooper 
The Miami Hurricanes will not give up on either 5-star Texas commit out of the Sunshine State. If Miami did, the staff should be fired honestly. OTF will not be surprised if either of the two attend the Notre Dame at Miami game August 31. If I lived in South Florida and was given tickets as a recruit, I would go for sure. Cooper is making his OV to Texas September 20th weekend. Johnson will be back on campus in Austin this season too. The Florida Gators will also keep pushing for Johnson. 

*Note: Expect these recruitments to follow Cedric Baxter Jr., Jerrick Gibson, and Myron Charles. Baxter took in two FSU games senior season, where he was once a commitment. Gibson and Charles took in multiple Florida Gators games. 

3. Trenton Henderson, EDGE, Pensacola (Fla.) Catholic
The LSU pledge and OTF 5-star is expected to be a tough flip for Texas due to the Longhorns depth at EDGE, while LSU is set to graduate three of the top four in the program. Florida will also test LSU until signing day. Texas will try and get Henderson back on campus this season. 

4. Kavian Bryant, QB, Palestine (Texas) Westwood 
The 2027 4-star+ two sport star in East Texas is scheduled to be at the San Jose State game, as well as Texas-OU. Texas' main competition right now is Texas Tech, who will make the NIL component of this recruitment interesting. A decision during the season is certainly on the table. In speaking with a member of the family in June and recently, the recruitment is not currently expected to go into the summer of senior year. 

5. Jalen Lott, WR, Frisco (Texas) Panther Creek 
The Texas legacy and Oregon commit continues to be in contact with Texas. Whether it's Lott or family members, expect Texas to stay in contact. 

Other current names of note:
Davon Benjamin, DB, Westlake Village (Calif.) Oaks Christian - Oregon commit
Zaden Krempin, IOL, Prosper (Texas) High - Texas A&M commit
Ole Miss will keep pushing for 4-star+ DL and Texas commit Corey Wells (Petal, Miss./High)
Florida and Auburn won't give up on 4-star+ DL and Texas commit Vodney Cleveland (Birmingham, Ala./Parker)

Texas will expand the targets list during the season ...
The Texas staff will expand the remaining targets list in the 2026 class during the season. Last year, 5-star Justus Terry, 4-star+ DB Graceson Littleton and 4-star reclass S Zelus Hicks all emerged for the Longhorns. As well as 4-star LB Kellen Wiley, who picked Miami over Texas on NSD.

Also, targets 4-star+ WR Daylan McCutcheon flipped from FSU and 5-star CB Kade Phillips flipped from LSU. 

Current 2027 CB and Miami pledge Kenton Dopson Jr. (Miami, Fla./Norland) is one prospect that is attempting to reclassify to 2026, and Texas is working to get him on campus this season.

 



If Texas puts the hammer down on Ohio State I think it might impress some of these recruits.  We should be undefeated going into the bye week. 

13 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



If Texas puts the hammer down on Ohio State I think it might impress some of these recruits.  We should be undefeated going into the bye week. 

 

12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fify 

Nah, I got y'all:

If Texas puts the hammer down on Ohio State I think it might impress some of these recruits.  We gonna run all of CFB and win the playoff this season.

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Holy smokes ... quite something, when we look at it like this.

 

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1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Holy smokes ... quite something, when we look at it like this.

 

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It was foretold...

 

19 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

Does anyone else think Dia will end up as the #1 overall recruit in the class by signing day?

IF His LaSt nAmE wAS sMitH He'D bE a 3-sTAr!!!1

2 hours ago, tokamak said:

IF His LaSt nAmE wAS sMitH He'D bE a 3-sTAr!!!1

this actually might be true about manning though.  just speaks to sark’s ability to develop that he could have a three-star entering his first year as qb1 as the heisman favorite. 

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15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

This is my shocked face:

https://www.click2houston.com/sports/2025/08/28/north-shore-football-standout-chace-calicut-removed-from-team-switches-schools-after-recent-arrest/

I'll be honest, I'm surprised North Shore dropped him. It's not even a legit murder charge.

Quannell X, Calicut’s attorney, describes very different circumstances in the incident, alleging that Calicut and Phillip were victims rather than aggressors.

Well, that dude knows college football at least: https://247sports.com/player/quanell-x-farrakhan-jr-46114553/

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Just now, texifornia said:

Quannell X, Calicut’s attorney, describes very different circumstances in the incident, alleging that Calicut and Phillip were victims rather than aggressors.

Well, that dude knows college football at least: https://247sports.com/player/quanell-x-farrakhan-jr-46114553/

Quannell X is a piece of shit. He's a Houston legend, but not in the good way, more of in the eye rolling infamous pain in the ass way. All you need to know about him:

 

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In March 2011 Quanell X traveled to Cleveland, Texas, after the rape of an 11-year old Hispanic girl by 18 African American men, questioning why the girl did not do enough to stop the attack and placing some blame on the victim's parents.[25]

 

13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Quannell X is a piece of shit. He's a Houston legend, but not in the good way, more of in the eye rolling infamous pain in the ass way. All you need to know about him:

 

 

Jesus Christ. Wish I didn't look into that case.

21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Quannell X is a piece of shit. He's a Houston legend, but not in the good way, more of in the eye rolling infamous pain in the ass way. All you need to know about him:

 

 

This....you can pretty much decide your stance on a case by taking the opposite position of Quannell X...

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Quannell X is a piece of shit. He's a Houston legend, but not in the good way, more of in the eye rolling infamous pain in the ass way. All you need to know about him:

 

 

fify

Quanell X is not a lawyer. He’s just a race-baiting rabble rouser with a big mouth. 

Ca You can pretty much guarantee Calicut is fucked if the family brought in Quanell X.

Unsure how it's determined which posts constitute "CR", but fairly sure that the families of many Houston area recruits and a certain swath of Houstonians period, have a different view of Quanell X and his work than what's been stated above.  

45 minutes ago, Boko Bevo said:

Unsure how it's determined which posts constitute "CR", but fairly sure that the families of many Houston area recruits and a certain swath of Houstonians period, have a different view of Quanell X and his work than what's been stated above.  

I don’t want to give this topic any more oxygen than it’s already received, particularly in this thread, but I will say that most of those people have probably not shared a room with the man. I’ve unfortunately had some good friends who found themselves involved with situations he became entangled with (through family, not personally) that shared that opinion until they actually met him. Their experiences drastically changed their views of the man. All that to say, I respect where you’re coming from, but I would say the unfavorable opinions aren’t unfounded either. I’ve never met the man, but I do value the opinions of some who have, particularly as it pertains to character. 

53 minutes ago, Boko Bevo said:

Unsure how it's determined which posts constitute "CR", but fairly sure that the families of many Houston area recruits and a certain swath of Houstonians period, have a different view of Quanell X and his work than what's been stated above.  

Judging by your avatar, I’m guessing you think old freak nasty was the victim. If so, Quanell X is your man. 

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oklahoma really not beating the broke allegations 

 

 

Chris Stewart just took the opening kick of the season to the house vs. Summer Creek. 

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1 hour ago, Boko Bevo said:

Unsure how it's determined which posts constitute "CR", but fairly sure that the families of many Houston area recruits and a certain swath of Houstonians period, have a different view of Quanell X and his work than what's been stated above.  

Anybody that puts any blame on an 11 year old girl for getting gang raped can get fucked, period. You’re a sick individual for even defending that. 

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3 hours ago, Boko Bevo said:

Unsure how it's determined which posts constitute "CR", but fairly sure that the families of many Houston area recruits and a certain swath of Houstonians period, have a different view of Quanell X and his work than what's been stated above.  

My ex was a teacher in a town south of houston. Mid 2000's, a female black student had cancer and the school district was doing a benefit for her. Someone got the idea to ask QX to speak at the benefit. His staff said he'd do it for $2,000 per hour. Fuck him. 

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Sweet.  Debating the merits of Quanell X was the final missing square on my “Offseason Hell” bingo card.  Now I’m set!

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