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I’m assuming this is Nick’s little (yet bigger physically) brother?

Click the damn link you quoted or I’m gonna start calling you laketraviswilliam2.0
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2 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


Click the damn link you quoted or I’m gonna start calling you laketraviswilliam2.0

I did. I obviously did not peruse far enough to catch this the first time:

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13 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


Click the damn link you quoted or I’m gonna start calling you laketraviswilliam2.0

We're all family here, there's no reason to be formal. BillFromLakeTravis2.0 works fine. 

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Would be hilarious if this guy committed this weekend after this was just put in by the aggy Rivals mod.

 

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This is one of the guys early on that Texas would take. He's the initialed scatback that I have been referencing, whose name I never bothered to fully look up. Now, they've invited a number of RBs to the first junior day. I'm curious to see how all of this plays out. This dude is like 5'8" for real though.

We're all family here, there's no reason to be formal. BillFromLakeTravis2.0 works fine. 

It sounds more condescending, and I will never miss an opportunity to mock that gigantic twatwaffle.

 

Interesting little nugget on Zaden Krempin, from Jordan Scruggs (Horns 247).

 

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1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

Interesting little nugget on Zaden Krempin, from Jordan Scruggs (Horns 247).

 

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So Krempin ain't is easy?

I'll show myself out.

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Ahead of the first Junior Day and with things being really early, I'm posting my predictions on the class. It's freaking January, so usually, with this much time between now and December, the final list looks way different. Still entertaining and funny later in review though. 

Total class rank: 3rd

QB (1): Dia Bell

TB (2): Javian Osborne, KJ Edwards

WR (3): Kaydon Finley, Naeem Burroughs, James Scott

TE (1): Tayfuk Ifino

OT (2): John Turntine III, Max Wright

IOL (3): Toa Katoa, Nicolas Robertson, Zaden Krempin

Edge (2): Jamarion Carlton, Kevin Ford, JR

DT (4): Dylan Berymon, Jaimeon Winfield, Tika Hola, Bryce Perry Wright

LB (3): Kosi Okpala, Anthony Davis, Xavier Griffin

CB (2): Jalen Lott, Unknowny McUnknownster

S/NB (3): Donovan Webb, Chace Calicut, Isaiah Williams

I think Texas gets 2-3 commitments from this weekend, with Robertson being one of them.

 

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Ahead of the first Junior Day and with things being really early, I'm posting my predictions on the class. It's freaking January, so usually, with this much time between now and December, the final list looks way different. Still entertaining and funny later in review though. 

Total class rank: 3rd

QB (1): Dia Bell

TB (2): Javian Osborne, KJ Edwards

WR (3): Kaydon Finley, Naeem Burroughs, James Scott

TE (1): Tayfuk Ifino

OT (2): John Turntine III, Max Wright

IOL (3): Toa Katoa, Nicolas Robertson, Zaden Krempin

Edge (2): Jamarion Carlton, Kevin Ford, JR

DT (4): Dylan Berymon, Jaimeon Winfield, Tika Hola, Bryce Perry Wright

LB (3): Kosi Okpala, Anthony Davis, Xavier Griffin

CB (2): Jalen Lott, Unknowny McUnknownster

S/NB (3): Donovan Webb, Chace Calicut, Isaiah Williams

I think Texas gets 2-3 commitments from this weekend, with Robertson being one of them.

 

Isn't that 2027 Mater Dei TE supposed to be reclassifying that they say is the next Brock Bowers? I think I recall seeing an article that we're his top school or one of his top schools.

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Isn't that 2027 Mater Dei TE supposed to be reclassifying that they say is the next Brock Bowers? I think I recall seeing an article that we're his top school or one of his top schools.

That's a good point. I know they felt like they have a shot with him either way. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Ahead of the first Junior Day and with things being really early, I'm posting my predictions on the class. It's freaking January, so usually, with this much time between now and December, the final list looks way different. Still entertaining and funny later in review though. 

WR (3): Kaydon Finley, Naeem Burroughs, James Scott

To add on to this, some of the $9.95ers are starting to hint that our current WR commit won't be in the class.  Miami has jumped in, OU has offered his DB brother (who we aren't recruiting), and have said don't expect him to show this weekend.

21 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

To add on to this, some of the $9.95ers are starting to hint that our current WR commit won't be in the class.  Miami has jumped in, OU has offered his DB brother (who we aren't recruiting), and have said don't expect him to show this weekend.

Yeah, I don’t expect Stewart to be a part of the class, so I ignored him for my list. 

2 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Who was that big time WR that came from Drl Valle a few years ago?? Wat ever happen to him?

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He wasn’t all that. Hell my kid at McNeil shut him down.

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

OT (2): John Turntine III, Max Wright

IOL (3): Toa Katoa, Nicolas Robertson, Zaden Krempin

 

That would be a bad offensive line class. Max Wright is terrible and that interior class is meh.

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2 hours ago, Bevo said:

 

That would be a bad offensive line class. Max Wright is terrible and that interior class is meh.

Robertson has Bama, Penn State, and LSU offers. Krempin has Ohio State, Michigan, Penn State, and LSU. Katoa has Tennessee, Oregon, and Miami. Wright has Michigan.

Who knows what their boards look like, but their offer lists don't suck.

How many offers are commitable though? Some programs throw out offers like candy. 

8 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Ahead of the first Junior Day and with things being really early, I'm posting my predictions on the class. 

TE (1): Tayfuk Ifino

OT (2): John Turntine III, Max Wright

 

I read Tayfuk’s first name trying to figure out how he could possibly pronounce it. 

I was trying to guess the ethnicity of Tayfuk’s parents? Japanese? Somewhere else in Asia? Or maybe American, but with a different background and emphasis on education when compared to my family. 

Then I moved onto his last name. Ifino could possibly be Italian (pronounced “eef-EE-no”, of course), but it didn’t really jibe with that first name. 

Then I imagined what kind of last name I would make up to go with that first name and…

 

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6 hours ago, texifornia said:

Robertson has Bama, Penn State, and LSU offers. Krempin has Ohio State, Michigan, Penn State, and LSU. Katoa has Tennessee, Oregon, and Miami. Wright has Michigan.

Who knows what their boards look like, but their offer lists don't suck.

 

Yeah, I know the offers. Krempin looks good and of course Turntine looks great. Those other guys are Jags. And Wright has terrible feet.  Look as the tape of Wirght and then look at Sam Utu who 247 lists as an interior lineman or Immanuel Iheanacho who is the number 2 rated OT - https://www.hudl.com/profile/19956945/Immanuel-Iheanacho

 

 

 

 

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Putting this '27 guy here ... 

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One of our 2 '27 QB offers (the other, Brady Edmunds, is committed to Ohio State).

 

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7 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

One of our 2 '27 QB offers (the other, Brady Edmunds, is committed to Ohio State).

 

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Pretty sure they’ve offered Gunnar Rivers and he’s their likely top target if his dad is okay with the depth chart. 

 

Pretty positive note.

(3 big names - Jalen Lott, Dylan Berymon, Jamarion Carlton. (2 top 60 comp, 1 top 100 (247)).  Two of them DLs.)

 

Three Junior Day visitors to watch as potential Texas commits down the road
Tom Loy (247 Sports)

 

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Three Junior Day visitors to watch as potential Texas commits down the road
Tom Loy (247 Sports)

 

With the 2024-25 football season in the books, Texas is hosting its first Junior Day event of the new year. The group will consist of plenty of top targets set to check out Austin and meet with the Longhorns coaching staff.

While we could have gone a variety of ways here, let's take at three prospects who could eventually find their way on the Texas commit list.

I'm a big, big fan of Frisco (Texas) Panther Creek Top100 receiver Jalen Lott and in the end, I'd be pretty surprised if he didn't pick Texas as his eventual landing spot. The 6-0, 170-pounder from the class of 2026 is a tremendous talent, one 247Sports ranks as the No. 59 overall player in the nation. His father played football at Texas, his mother played basketball at Texas, and when it all comes down to it, I could see him following in their footsteps.

 

Monroe (La.) Ouachita Parish Top100 defensive lineman Dylan Berymon is someone believed to be a lock or heavy lean to LSU. However, if he ends up at Texas, I won't be all that shocked. Texas seems to always make Louisiana a priority and I could see them pulling off an upset here and securing one of the nation's best. It won't be easy to get the 6-1, 305-pounder to leave home, but the Longhorns are one of the last ones I'd bet against for Berymon.

I think Temple (Texas) High Top100 defensive lineman Jamarion Carlton eventually picks Texas. The 6-4, 238-pounder, who was impressive at the Navy All-American Bowl, is someone I see landing in Austin with the Longhorns. The staff is doing a really nice job so far and needs to just seal the deal. This weekend could move the needle and get them one step closer to an eventual commitment.

 

 

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5 hours ago, Bevo said:

 

Yeah, I know the offers. Krempin looks good and of course Turntine looks great. Those other guys are Jags. And Wright has terrible feet.  Look as the tape of Wirght and then look at Sam Utu who 247 lists as an interior lineman or Immanuel Iheanacho who is the number 2 rated OT - https://www.hudl.com/profile/19956945/Immanuel-Iheanacho

 

 

 

Well yes, if we compare Max Wright to the #5 overall player in the country we are probably going to come away unimpressed.

49 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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Putting this '27 guy here ... 

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Gotta say, not what I was expecting Yahyah Gaad to look like.

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Sweet. Screenshots or this feature are huge for me because Twitter is blocked by my work. Which, let's be honest here, that's where a lot of my browsing happens.

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Awesome, thank you. Screenshotting from a phone is a huge hassle.

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

Well yes, if we compare Max Wright to the #5 overall player in the country we are probably going to come away unimpressed.

All I'm talking about is feet. He is a bit like a baby giraffe and would have problems with both speed rushers like Ford and bull rushers like Berymon. Sam Utu is rated 74 in the country and use as a comparison. Felix Ojo is rated #29 in the country so I guess he is too highly regarded to compare. Ojo has better feet than Wright but not great feet and he leans too far forward, doesn't keep his feet under him and loses balance.

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

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That guy's film is quite impressive. Don't know what his ranking is but he is a must have.

2 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Well yes, if we compare Max Wright to the #5 overall player in the country we are probably going to come away unimpressed.

Don’t challenge Bevo on OL evals. He’s the same guy who told us that 5 star Brandon Baler would challenge for playing time at some point while he was on campus. 

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1 hour ago, RollingPresidential said:

Gotta say, not what I was expecting Yahyah Gaad to look like.

 Did he sound taller on the radio? 

 

Some huge names here ... 

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('27 - people are gushing over this WR out of Pflugerville Weiss.)

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Why haven't we nicknamed Toa Katoa "Crack" yet???

2 hours ago, Getafix said:

Uh-huh ...

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This double image of top OL prospects is giving me this imposter vibe. 

 

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2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Why haven't we nicknamed Toa Katoa "Crack" yet???

“Kracka”

Edited by Napoleon

41 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Don’t challenge Bevo on OL evals. He’s the same guy who told us that 5 star Brandon Baler would challenge for playing time at some point while he was on campus. 

I like Brandon Baker as a player so you must be confused or missed a word like early playing time.

7 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Katoa is huge. Would him for IOL

 

 

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I'm not going to get excited until Getafix posts a picture with 4 exclamation marks.

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