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    Teryor

    k Excited for more tears

  • Getafix
    Getafix

    FYI - just cross-posting a really nice story.     Embedded tweet w/ anecdote.      

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    Jimmy Two Times

    13,000 posts on surlyhorns.com is the hallmark of a guy who's just too busy to tune into commitment ceremonies. 

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36 minutes ago, cochamps said:

Maybe he can teach junior to drop the histrionics.

They are the Flying Grammaticas. They are all about histrionic. Junior probably does back flips after PAT's.

3 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

They are the Flying Grammaticas. They are all about histrionic. Junior probably does back flips after PAT's.

If he can kick it between the uprights, then I’m for him.  Sideshow Bob has missed too many for my taste.

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15 minutes ago, cochamps said:

Sideshow Bob has missed too many for my taste.

Bold take

Martin is the dad, Bill G. is the dude (Martin’s brother) who was injured while celebrating. Gaston’s older brother Nico is already kicking in college. If he’s good enough, get him to transfer and have lil bro waiting in the wings.

27 minutes ago, victory88 said:

So who is committing today?  Any guesses?

Bobby just said Max Wright committed just now

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i was first!! woohoo!!!!!

15 minutes ago, BERT said:

Bobby just said Max Wright committed just now

Good for you....have some chicken fried steak.....

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14 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Martin is the dad, Bill G. is the dude (Martin’s brother) who was injured while celebrating. Gaston’s older brother Nico is already kicking in college. If he’s good enough, get him to transfer and have lil bro waiting in the wings.

3-of-5 with a long of 58 as a freshman last year at USF.

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

wtf is going on in Melissa that they are kicking out these massive OTs?

He was playing at Plano West until he was a junior. 

28 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

3-of-5 with a long of 58 as a freshman last year at USF.

All his attempts were over 50 yards.

28 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I didn't have "The Father on ALF will commit to play at Texas." on my radar for 2025, so this is a surprise for me.

When I clicked on 995 and saw that  2026 OT “Maximus Wright” had committed, I thought that we had picked up another German kid 🇩🇪 🏈!!

🥳

52 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I didn't have "The Father on ALF will commit to play at Texas." on my radar for 2025, so this is a surprise for me.

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1 hour ago, MuellerHorn said:

3-of-5 with a long of 58 as a freshman last year at USF.

I'm only interested in his stats from the right hash. 

On 2/2/2025 at 3:42 PM, bluto said:

The hell size is the right tackle, good lord 

but can he throw?

22 hours ago, Atticus said:

How many eggs does he eat for breakfast?

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7 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

This is what happens. This is why we do NOT want Notre Dame to be good.

You being absolutely terrified beyond reason of a Catholic school in Indiana is one of the funniest running bits on this site

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

You being absolutely terrified beyond reason of a Catholic school in Indiana is one of the funniest running bits on this site

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1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

This is what happens. This is why we do NOT want Notre Dame to be good.

You keep fucking that chicken. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

You being absolutely terrified beyond reason of a Catholic school in Indiana is one of the funniest running bits on this site

What makes you think it's a bit?

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That tweet is a picture of our worst team in recent memory winning a game against Notre Dame. I was there! Not exactly frightening.

... bringing our all-time record against them to .250 ...

... starting the whole "Texas is back" meme when we were definitely not back...

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That was before everyone figured out Notre Dame was ass also. To me, Ehlinger is the one that turned the “we’re back” shit up to 11 after the 2019 Sugar Bowl. 

46 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

So basically you're scared of Notre Dame becuase you violently bought into the Charlie Strong hype, stuck to that position unwaveringly for years, and used to wield that 18-wheeler fueled win like a cudgel on this board as proof of Charles The Great. And now you're still somehow blaming Notre Dame for this trauma isntead of looking in a mirror. 

While it all makes more sense now, it isn't any less of stupid. 

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17 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

So basically you're scared of Notre Dame becuase you violently bought into the Charlie Strong hype, stuck to that position unwaveringly for years, and used to wield that 18-wheeler fueled win like a cudgel on this board as proof of Charles The Great. And now you're still somehow blaming Notre Dame for this trauma isntead of looking in a mirror. 

While it all makes more sense now, it isn't any less of stupid. 

I don’t know that’s it’s about being scared of Notre Dame, so much as fuck Notre Dame. The first time I saw Texas lose, it was to those fuckers. I’m still bitter. The 1978 Cotton Bowl didn’t help. 

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Dude instantly goes to composite 4* the day he commits.  That's how BOMC works.

 

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

So basically you're scared of Notre Dame becuase you violently bought into the Charlie Strong hype, stuck to that position unwaveringly for years, and used to wield that 18-wheeler fueled win like a cudgel on this board as proof of Charles The Great.

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No, it's shit that goes back to the 1980s and well before. "First, Notre Dame has to lose."

What made THAT game notable was not just that was only our third win all time against them (in a dozen contests), but that such a shitty team meant that Texas Was Back because we'd beaten Notre Dame. A far shittier ND team than the one that took the field last season.

That was it. That was the reason.

And when you process that cause-and-effect, you'll finally be on the path to enlightenment.

I don't know if your blind spot here is because you only see NIL in terms of alumni support, or because you think ND's current administration's attitude towards football will always be their attitude, or you're just not looking at a long enough timeline. Just that it's there, and y'all sound like idiots to me for not getting it.

Maybe you're putting your faith in the high ethical standards of the Catholic Church? No idea.

1 hour ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I don’t know that’s it’s about being scared of Notre Dame, so much as fuck Notre Dame. The first time I saw Texas lose, it was to those fuckers. I’m still bitter. The 1978 Cotton Bowl didn’t help. 

☝️ This too.

If they lost every game from now until the end of time, it would still be one loss too few.

1 hour ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I don’t know that’s it’s about being scared of Notre Dame, so much as fuck Notre Dame. The first time I saw Texas lose, it was to those fuckers. I’m still bitter. The 1978 Cotton Bowl didn’t help. 

Nono, everyone can get on board with fuck Notre Dame. You missed his specific 4-5 posts of pussy rubbing so hard it bled all over the thread, having to do with his fear of notre dame once again becoming a resurgent giant, how we won’t be able to compete, etc etc. 

 

here we go, it’s gonna poke through like his moose curtains:

32 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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No, it's shit that goes back to the 1980s and well before. "First, Notre Dame has to lose."

What made THAT game notable was not just that was only our third win all time against them (in a dozen contests), but that such a shitty team meant that Texas Was Back because we'd beaten Notre Dame. A far shittier ND team than the one that took the field last season.

That was it. That was the reason.

And when you process that cause-and-effect, you'll finally be on the path to enlightenment.

I don't know if your blind spot here is because you only see NIL in terms of alumni support, or because you think ND's current administration's attitude towards football will always be their attitude, or you're just not looking at a long enough timeline. Just that it's there, and y'all sound like idiots to me for not getting it.

Maybe you're putting your faith in the high ethical standards of the Catholic Church? No idea.

Ah yes, the “I don’t know why I’m the only one who can see this, you must have a mind spot. I remember it well, right down to you and others implying that posters didn’t like charlie strong because we were racists. Of the two of us, one has a track record of seeing the future and correctly sugaring it on this website. It’s not you. 
 

There’s an infinite possibility of outcomes in the future, maybe even one where Aggie starts winning championships. Just like notre dame consistently being back on top is possible. But you pissing your pants at the idea and claiming that Ohio State is not as near a threat as notre dame is, despite vastly superior NIL, vastly more wealthy living alumni, and oh let’s not forget a recent history of the last 15 years winning national titles regularly, including just last year, is a bad take and you should fucking feel bad. 

Taking a look at that 2016 roster, there was a surprising amount of talent, but even so not many would have cracked the two-deep last year or this year.

Starter Caliber: D’Onta Foreman (RB), Poona Ford (DT), Conor Williams (OG)

Likely in the rotation: Chris Warren (RB), Deshaun Elliot (S), Hilton Hill (CB), Andrew Beck (TE)

On the bubble: Malik Jefferson (OLB), Devin Duvernay (WR)

A lot of players didn’t put it together until Herman came in. Despite having more NFL players than a lot of other teams, the talent gaps and the coaching were so atrocious that it didn’t make any difference. We’ve come a long way from the days of Jake Oliver and Nashon Hughes taking meaningful snaps.

 
 
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I don’t know that’s it’s about being scared of Notre Dame, so much as fuck Notre Dame. The first time I saw Texas lose, it was to those fuckers. I’m still bitter. The 1978 Cotton Bowl didn’t help. 
Same and fuck Joe Montana for same . Forever.
4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Nono, everyone can get on board with fuck Notre Dame. You missed his specific 4-5 posts of pussy rubbing so hard it bled all over the thread, having to do with his fear of notre dame once again becoming a resurgent giant, how we won’t be able to compete, etc etc. 

 

here we go, it’s gonna poke through like his moose curtains:

Ah yes, the “I don’t know why I’m the only one who can see this, you must have a mind spot. I remember it well, right down to you and others implying that posters didn’t like charlie strong because we were racists. Of the two of us, one has a track record of seeing the future and correctly sugaring it on this website. It’s not you. 
 

There’s an infinite possibility of outcomes in the future, maybe even one where Aggie starts winning championships. Just like notre dame consistently being back on top is possible. But you pissing your pants at the idea and claiming that Ohio State is not as near a threat as notre dame is, despite vastly superior NIL, vastly more wealthy living alumni, and oh let’s not forget a recent history of the last 15 years winning national titles regularly, including just last year, is a bad take and you should fucking feel bad. 

Heh. You mock me for saying you've got at least one blind spot, and then effortlessly demonstrate two of the ones I listed.

I literally showed you where the thing was, and you walked into it anyway.

You can no longer call me dumb. About anything. This was hilariously mindless. Well done!

12 hours ago, speed817 said:

Good for you....have some chicken fried steak.....

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That’s not chicken fried steak….that’s fried chicken….gzzzzzzz

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