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Weekend visit thread: Gobs of talent headed to Austin 

The Texas Longhorns will host more than 20 combined 5-star and 4-star ranked prospects in the 2026 and 2027 classes this weekend. 

There are some very key visits this weekend, including a pair of offensive prospect that have been on campus numerous times. And then there are at least nine top 300 level prospects in the country in the 2026 cycle are scheduled to make a first unofficial visit to Texas this weekend.

Dia Bell, QB, Plantation (Fla.) American Heritage #AllGasNoBrakes
OTF ranking: 5-star
6-2, 185

K.J. Edwards, RB, Carthage (Texas) High
OTF ranking: 4-star+ 
5-10, 180

John Turntine III, OT, Fort Worth (Texas) North Crowley
OTF ranking: 5-star
6-3.5, 275

Heze Kent, TE/ATH, Brunswick (Ga.) High
OTF ranking: 4-star++
6-5, 285

Damari Simeon, DL (Richland, N.J./St. Augustine) 
OTF ranking: 4-star++
6-2.5, 275

Corey Wells, DL (Petal, Miss./High) 
OTF ranking: 4-star 
6-5, 290

James Johnson, DL (Miami, Fla./Northwestern)
OTF ranking: 4-star++
6-2.5, 285

Bryce Perry-Wright, DL, Buford (Ga.) High
OTF ranking: 4-star+ 
6-2.5, 265

Dre Quinn, EDGE (Norcross, Ga./Greater Atlanta Christian)
OTF ranking: 4-star+ 
6-3, 225

Jamarion Carlton, EDGE, Temple (Texas) High
OTF ranking: 4-star+ 
6-4.5, 240

Xavier Griffin, LB, Gainesville (Ga.) High - *USC commit
OTF ranking: 5-star
6-3.5, 210

Samari Matthews, CB (Cornelius, N.C./Hough)
OTF ranking: 4-star+ 
6-0, 180 

Hayward Howard Jr., CB (New Orleans, La./Edna Karr)
OTF ranking: 4-star 
6-2, 170

1 hour ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Please let this happen solely for the purpose of owning the Pancake Factory and The Wafle House.

Don't forget Ffrench toast

17 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Who was the last great OL who wore glasses?

Ryan Clady

13 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Who was the last great OL who wore glasses?

 

I don't know but Ben Franklin would have made a great quarterback and I am sure that T Jeff would be an outstanding nickel. 

3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

I don't know but Ben Franklin would have made a great quarterback and I am sure that T Jeff would be an outstanding nickel. 

Nice try.  Glasses weren’t invented until the 1800s by the great Paul revere

1 minute ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Nice try.  Glasses weren’t invented until the 1800s by the great Paul revere

 

I thought Ben Franklin invented bifocals. 

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5-star USC commit Xavier Griffin is on campus. (This was the secret 5-star visitor that the sites talked about, a few days ago.)

 

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Per the USC site, he recently parted ways  with his agent.  (After his USC commitment, he wasn't doing visits, until splitting w/ his agent.)

His mom is supposedly in charge of his recruitment at this time.

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Who was the last great OL who wore glasses?

Won't matter. He probably won't be wearing them long if he comes to Texas. Dr. "Booyah" will take care of it like she has other football players.

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40 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

I thought Ben Franklin invented bifocals. 

You are correct. Other guy's username not checking out.

2 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Nice try.  Glasses weren’t invented until the 1800s by the great Paul revere

Eyeglasses were invented in Italy long before silversmith Paul Revere was born.

3 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Eyeglasses were invented in Italy long before silversmith Paul Revere was born.

Yeah, but what year did he get together with the Raiders?

2 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Yeah, but what year did he get together with the Raiders?

1965, he really didn't age.

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😍  😍  😍  😍  😍 

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4 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

What am I missing, is that Turntine?

The little girl? Some on this site would say so. 

Hayward Howard is a cool name. Hope his middle name is Herbert or something like that.

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Big one.

 

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Day 2 ... 

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Uh O ... 

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Uh huh ... 

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"Smoke" ...

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Rabbit, Run.

 

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12 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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Fucking Hank giving away all of Becton’s top secret Rocky training methods…

That's a workable weight if the frame will support 300 lbs. It's not ideal though. 

 

 

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Smokin hot?  Or blowing smoke?

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24 minutes ago, Getafix said:

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Love that Sark has the game ball from our 57-7 beat-down of Tech in his office. (I assume that's his office?)  Wonder if it's changed much since Mack's time.

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2 hours ago, satyanash said:

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We were wrong about Turntine. That’s a full size microphone. He’s huge. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is there a Romani curse on him?

“Thinner…”

1 hour ago, RabidM said:

That's a workable weight if the frame will support 300 lbs. It's not ideal though. 

I’d have to double-check but I’m almost positive there has never been a kid who only weighed 265 his junior year of high school that played offensive line in D1.  P5 for sure. 

Dumb question but is Turntine even trying to gain weight at this point? Watching his film, it's not like he needs it. 

He's also about two and a half years away from playing meaningful snaps in college. 

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