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6 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He signs good players and they play sound defense.  It's ok to admit he knows what he's doing when it comes to defense.

Funny. South Carolina has finished 4th, 12th, and 10th in SEC defense under Beamer that last 3 years. 

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3 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Funny. South Carolina has finished 4th, 12th, and 10th in SEC defense under Beamer that last 3 years. 

yeah but that's like top 3 in any other conference..

 

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Just now, Thiefery said:

yeah but that's like top 3 in any other conference..

 

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To be a defensive master mind, you should probably be a defensive coordinator at least once in your life. Maybe that is just my ridiculous high standards. 

 

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2016–2017 Georgia (TE/ST)
2018–2020 Oklahoma (AHC/TE)
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1 minute ago, Codaxx said:

To be a defensive master mind, you should probably be a defensive coordinator at least once in your life. Maybe that is just my ridiculous high standards. 

 

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2016–2017 Georgia (TE/ST)
2018–2020 Oklahoma (AHC/TE)
2021–present South Carolina

Who is arguing that he's a defensive mastermind? People are saying he can evaluate defensive talent and South Carolina has had some really nice players.

Seriously, I'm not saying I want to fire Sark and hire him for fuck's sake.

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12 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Looking forward to the star-fucker response and fallout from some of those current recruit ratings. 

Eh, we these guys are mostly early offers with good teams recruiting them and this staff has been good at evaluating (Emaree Winston being this class' early example of the type). Obviously we have new coaches at some of these positions which muddies the waters a bit.

15 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Looking forward to the star-fucker response and fallout from some of those current recruit ratings. 

Only 2 four stars and some 3 stars…I’m supposed to get excited from that? Gotta be kidding me. 5 stars or gtfo. There, happy? 

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Eh, we these guys are mostly early offers with good teams recruiting them and this staff has been good at evaluating (Emaree Winston being this class' early example of the type). Obviously we have new coaches at some of these positions which muddies the waters a bit.

Yeah, to be clear, I'm certainly not worried at all

Just now, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Only 2 four star and some 3 stars…I’m supposed to get excited from that. Gotta be kidding me. 5 stars or gtfo. There, happy? 

That's the spirit!

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10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Who is arguing that he's a defensive mastermind? People are saying he can evaluate defensive talent and South Carolina has had some really nice players.

Little hyperbole on my part, but when people say he knows defense and how to evaluate defensive players it certainly implies that he is good defensive coach. I am pointing out that belief is based on nothing factual. South Carolina has had 50 players drafted since 2000. Lot of talent in that area. It is kind of what separates the SEC from a conferences like the Big 12. Even teams in the bottom half of the league produce NFL players. 

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You can still fuck up highly rated players.  We spent a decade watching it happen.

5 minutes ago, kevwun said:

You can still fuck up recruiting and developing highly rated players.  We spent a decade watching it happen.

Ftfy

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8 minutes ago, kevwun said:

You can still fuck up highly rated players.  We spent a decade watching it happen.

To be fair, I'm still watching it happen. I'm just enjoying it now because it's happening in College Station. 

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

To be fair, I'm still watching it happen. I'm just enjoying it now because it's happening in College Station. 

I’m not necessarily disagreeing but the product on the field last year felt pretty close to the glory years of the 2000’s

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2 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

Looking forward to the star-fucker response and fallout from some of those current recruit ratings. 

Riley is a comfort take. 

Okpala is undersized and the recruiting numbers for him are inflated. 

Calicut doesn’t have a true position.  

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

To be fair, I'm still watching it happen. I'm just enjoying it now because it's happening in College Station. 

It’s happening as much in Norman as anywhere right now, and that’s even better. 

8 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

In fact, Turntine's wingspan came in longer than last year.

Uh-oh. So he has been losing weight

On 4/12/2025 at 2:13 PM, Thiefery said:

can't stop staring..

 

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Dude looking at that ass like "daaaaayyyum"

On 4/12/2025 at 5:04 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Is there a Romani curse on him?

Monkey's Paw 

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3 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Dude looking at that ass like "daaaaayyyum"

Ummm…

That “dude” looking at that ass…

…has her own vagina, so…

6 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

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Ummm…

That “dude” looking at that ass…

…has her own vagina, so…

Are we really sure about that? And if so, she could still be checking out that booty without being lesbian. It's a hell of a booty. 

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Are we really sure about that? And if so, she could still be checking out that booty without being lesbian. It's a hell of a booty. 

Who said that (Austin, TX) Shirley from “What’s Happening?” is a lesbian?

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

Who said that (Austin, TX) Shirley from “What’s Happening?” is a lesbian?

Let me clear that up for you, sir. 

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1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Are we really sure about that? And if so, she could still be checking out that booty without being lesbian. It's a hell of a booty. 

Is it really though? Yes avatar checks out. 

12 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Is it really though? Yes avatar checks out. 

Spider-man with a huge yellow cock? I'll take any praise. 

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Texas sits 43 OV's with three new additions

The Texas Longhorns are up 43 official visits scheduled for June with two new visits locked in already from the weekend. 

Peach State 4-star+ EDGE Dre Quinn (Norcross, Ga./Greater Atlanta Christian) has locked in a June 13-15 date, while Pelican State 4-star cornerback Hayward Howard Jr. (New Orleans, La./Edna Karr) is June 6-8. A third new addition is OTF 4-star++ DL Valdin Sone (Dyke, Va./Blue Ridge School) on June 22-23.

OTF continues to believe the June OV list will reach close to 50. 

June official visitor list ...

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June 6-8th (4)

Ezavier Crowell, RB, Jackson (Ala.) High
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++

K.J. Edwards, RB, Carthage (Texas) High
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+

Mark Bowman, TE, Santa Ana (Calif.) Mater Dei
OnTexasFootball ranking: 5-star

Hayward Howard Jr., CB, New Orleans (La.) Edna Karr
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star

June 13-15th (25)

Aaron Gregory, WR, Douglasville (Calif.) Douglas County - *Texas A&M commitment
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++

Kayden Dixon-Wyatt, WR, Santa Ana (Calif.) Mater Dei
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+

Jabari Mack, WR, Destrehan (La.) High - *LSU commit
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+

Chris Stewart, WR, Pearland (Texas) Shadow Creek #AllGasNoBrakes
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star

Heze Kent, TE/ATH, Brunswick (Ga.)High
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++

Felix Ojo, OT, Mansfield (Texas) Lake Ridge
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++

Kodi Greene, OT, Santa Ana (California) Mater Dei - *Oregon commit 
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++

Malakai Lee, OT/IOL, Honolulu (Hi.) Kamehameha
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+

Zaden Krempin, IOL, Prosper (Texas) High
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star

Jaimeon Winfield, DL, Richardson (Texas) High - *USC commit
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++

Dylan Berymon, DL, Monroe (La.) Ouchita Parish
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+

Tico Crittendon, DL, Lithonia (Ga.) High
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+

Vodney Cleveland, DL, Birmingham (Ala.) Parker
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+

Bryce Perry-Wright, DL, Buford (Ga.) High
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+

JaReylan McCoy, DL/EDGE, Tupelo (Miss.) High
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+

Khamari Brooks, EDGE, Bogart (Ga.) North Oconee
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++

Dre Quinn, EDGE, Norcross (Ga.) Greater Atlanta Christian
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+

Talanoa Ili, LB, Orange (Calif.) Lutheran
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++

Tieson Ejiawoko, LB, Georgetown (Texas) East View - *Texas Tech commit
OnTexasFootball ranking: 3-star++

Tank King, LB, Port Arthur (Texas) Memorial
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star

Chace Calicut, S/LB, Houston (Texas) North Shore
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+

Jalen Lott, CB/ATH, Frisco (Texas) Panther Creek
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++

Justice Fitzpatrick, CB, Fort Lauderdale (Fla.) St. Thomas Aquinas
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++

Samari Matthews, CB, Cornelius (N.C.) Hough
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++

Gaston Gramatica, K, Tampa (Fla.) Cambridge Christian
OnTexasFootball ranking: 3-star

June 20-22nd (13)

Dia Bell, QB, Plantation (Fla.) American Heritage #AllGasNoBrakes
OnTexasFootball ranking: 5-star

Kaydon Finley, WR, Aledo (Texas) High
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+

Kaiden Prothro, TE, Bowdon (Ga.) High
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++

John Turntine III, OT, Fort Worth (Texas) North Crowley
OnTexasFootball ranking: 5-star

Samuel Roseborough, OT, Clearwater (Fla.) High
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++

Keenyi Pepe, OT, Bradenton (Fla.) IMG Academy 
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++

Sam Utu, OT, Orange (Calif.) Lutheran
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++

Nicolas Robertson, IOL, Klein (Texas) High #AllGasNoBrakes
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+

Max Wright, IOL/OT, Melissa (Texas) High #AllGasNoBrakes
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star

Kendall Guervil, DL, Fort Myers (Fla.) High
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++

Luke Wafle, EDGE, Princeton (N.J.) Hun School
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++

Kosi Okpala, LB, Houston (Texas) Mayde Creek
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star+

Jermaine Bishop, CB/WR/Ret, Willis (Texas) High
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++

June 22-23rd (1)

Valdin Sone, DL, Dyke (Va.) Blue Ridge School 
OnTexasFootball ranking: 4-star++

 

 

18 hours ago, kevwun said:

You can still fuck up highly rated players.  We spent a decade watching it happen.

Too soon

Felix Ojo is now the #1 player in Texas and #7 nationally in the composite.

11 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Felix Ojo is now the #1 player in Texas and #7 nationally in the composite.

Getting him would allow us to play turntine at DE until he loses enough weight to be an off the ball linebacker. 

 

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Huh ... wasn't aware he was this highly ranked (within national overall top-60, composite).

 

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Huh ... wasn't aware he was this highly ranked (within national overall top-60, composite).

 

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On3 has him #19 in the nation.

20 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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Huh ... wasn't aware he was this highly ranked (within national overall top-60, composite).

 

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Not having watched a second of his film, I'm gonna go ahead and say that his player comps will be Joey Bosa, Trey Hendrickson, J.J. Watt, and Nick Bosa. 

39 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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Huh ... wasn't aware he was this highly ranked (within national overall top-60, composite).

 

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Sounds like Luffwaffe

19 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Not having watched a second of his film, I'm gonna go ahead and say that his player comps will be Joey Bosa, Trey Hendrickson, J.J. Watt, and Nick Bosa. 

Bundlé and savé

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Sounds like Luffwaffe

 

 

Lulz. 

Makes sense ... he is from the Hun School ... 

 

 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Sounds like Luffwaffe

So he dive bombs the qb or strafes him? I’ll take it. 

8 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

So he dive bombs the qb or strafes him? I’ll take it. 

I'm all for violence, but I'm not super keen on seeing a Final Solution implemented on an opposing QB. Unless it's at A&M or OU, maybe. 

4 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

That year also had Ryan Perriloux

At least we had a backup plan, some 3* from Tuscola Jim Ned.

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'Texas is very high on his list': Top247 EDGE Luke Wafle's father talks fourth visit to Austin

Hank South (Horns 247)

"It was great. It was everything we wanted to see, everything Luke wanted to experience. Met with Coach (Torre) Becton who Luke really, really, really likes, and thinks is one of the best."

"You know, you really like a place, you want to get in there to see what a day in the life looks like to get that final look heading into June."

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'Texas is very high on his list': Top247 EDGE Luke Wafle's father talks fourth visit to Austin

Hank South (Horns 247)
 

Four-star EDGE Luke Wafle visited Texas on Monday, roughly two months out from the Princeton (N.J.) Hun School's official visit to Austin set for June 20-22.

"This was Luke's fourth time down," David Wafle, Luke's father, told Horns247. "But it was the first visit in which he got to kind of see the practice, got a great tour of McCombs School of Business, he got to sit in the pre-practice position meetings before. And then after practice we got to meet with Coach (LaAllan) Clark and go over defensive strategies. Then we had a good position meeting with Coach PK (Pete Kwiatkowksi). He had been down for a game, which you don't get to do any of that stuff pregame, and then we were down at the barbecue last year. So this was the first time we actually got to sit and go to a practice and get the real unofficial visit tour. It was great. It was everything we wanted to see, everything Luke wanted to experience. Met with Coach (Torre) Becton who Luke really, really, really likes, and thinks is one of the best. Luke is basically kind of doing the same workouts Coach Becton is doing with the team. He got a lot out of that meeting. It was great."

What prompted the Wafle's to want to make another trip down to Austin?

"Texas is very high on his list," David Wafle said. "He's done a lot of unofficials all spring and he really feels like going down and seeing a practice, and sitting in team meetings, and being around the players is kind of the most important trip he could make. That's why we're coming. Texas is huge. We love it there. Very excited to get down for the OV.

"You know, you really like a place, you want to get in there to see what a day in the life looks like to get that final look heading into June."

Wafle knew Clark from the new Texas EDGE coach's time in Columbus. The two have been in frequent communication this spring.

Texas, Ohio State and Penn State are the current official visit slate. A top schools list or more narrowed group is likely coming in the near future.

Wafle's older brother, Owen, a former Michigan defensive lineman, recently transferred to Penn State.

"What we've said to both Owen and Luke … they had a great time playing with each other in high school but you can't let that make your decision for you," David Wafle said of how Luke's older brother being in State College impacts his recruitment. "Luke's interest in Penn State is based on the program, the coaches, his position coach, and feeling like Penn State is a great university is really on the right track. It's a great problem to have all these playoff teams and preseason No. 1s on the list. Not too bad."

At 6-foot-5.5, 245 pounds, Wafle is ranked the No. 12 EDGE and the No. 109 overall player in the 2026 class, per 247Sports. 

 

 

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That kid is a monster. Four visits would presume serious interest on both sides. That takes time and money, and LinkedIn indicates Dad is a sales exec for a video gaming company (gambling stuff) with Duke and Vandy degrees, so I guess that’s cool. 

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'Texas is very high on his list': Top247 EDGE Luke Wafle's father talks fourth visit to Austin

Hank South (Horns 247)

"It was great. It was everything we wanted to see, everything Luke wanted to experience. Met with Coach (Torre) Becton who Luke really, really, really likes, and thinks is one of the best."

"You know, you really like a place, you want to get in there to see what a day in the life looks like to get that final look heading into June."

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'Texas is very high on his list': Top247 EDGE Luke Wafle's father talks fourth visit to Austin

Hank South (Horns 247)
 

Four-star EDGE Luke Wafle visited Texas on Monday, roughly two months out from the Princeton (N.J.) Hun School's official visit to Austin set for June 20-22.

"This was Luke's fourth time down," David Wafle, Luke's father, told Horns247. "But it was the first visit in which he got to kind of see the practice, got a great tour of McCombs School of Business, he got to sit in the pre-practice position meetings before. And then after practice we got to meet with Coach (LaAllan) Clark and go over defensive strategies. Then we had a good position meeting with Coach PK (Pete Kwiatkowksi). He had been down for a game, which you don't get to do any of that stuff pregame, and then we were down at the barbecue last year. So this was the first time we actually got to sit and go to a practice and get the real unofficial visit tour. It was great. It was everything we wanted to see, everything Luke wanted to experience. Met with Coach (Torre) Becton who Luke really, really, really likes, and thinks is one of the best. Luke is basically kind of doing the same workouts Coach Becton is doing with the team. He got a lot out of that meeting. It was great."

What prompted the Wafle's to want to make another trip down to Austin?

"Texas is very high on his list," David Wafle said. "He's done a lot of unofficials all spring and he really feels like going down and seeing a practice, and sitting in team meetings, and being around the players is kind of the most important trip he could make. That's why we're coming. Texas is huge. We love it there. Very excited to get down for the OV.

"You know, you really like a place, you want to get in there to see what a day in the life looks like to get that final look heading into June."

Wafle knew Clark from the new Texas EDGE coach's time in Columbus. The two have been in frequent communication this spring.

Texas, Ohio State and Penn State are the current official visit slate. A top schools list or more narrowed group is likely coming in the near future.

Wafle's older brother, Owen, a former Michigan defensive lineman, recently transferred to Penn State.

"What we've said to both Owen and Luke … they had a great time playing with each other in high school but you can't let that make your decision for you," David Wafle said of how Luke's older brother being in State College impacts his recruitment. "Luke's interest in Penn State is based on the program, the coaches, his position coach, and feeling like Penn State is a great university is really on the right track. It's a great problem to have all these playoff teams and preseason No. 1s on the list. Not too bad."

At 6-foot-5.5, 245 pounds, Wafle is ranked the No. 12 EDGE and the No. 109 overall player in the 2026 class, per 247Sports. 

 

 

 

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6 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

That kid is a monster. Four visits would presume serious interest on both sides. That takes time and money, and LinkedIn indicates Dad is a sales exec for a video gaming company (gambling stuff) with Duke and Vandy degrees, so I guess that’s cool. 

Sometimes it takes money. Not all that often for highly rated players, though. 

15 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Sounds like Luffwaffe

I will now think of that every time his name is mentioned. 

On 4/14/2025 at 9:59 PM, Napoleon said:

Who said that (Austin, TX) Shirley from “What’s Happening?” is a lesbian?

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