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1 hour ago, cmontexas said:

Video gaming exec from New Jersey sounds innocent 

Yeah, surprised Dad isn’t pushing Luke toward Oregon (just kidding, Mr. Wafle). 

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I get his high school has really sharp uniforms designed by Hugo Boss.

Really good player. He gives me a bit of a Nick Bosa vibe but I think Bosa had a little quicker first step in HS. 

6 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Video gaming exec from New Jersey sounds innocent 


Maybe we make him an offer he can't refuse?

Wait ... what am I thinking? We're Texas, not Rutgers.

15 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

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Once upon a time 30+ years ago, I made a mistake and went to high school in New Jersey (the same school Royal Ivey played for), followed by correcting that mistake and returning home to UT.  The Hun School is a private school in New Jersey.  I don’t know how it works these days, but back then these northeastern private schools often recruited top state high school graduates in football and basketball on scholarship for a “post-graduate 13th grade” before heading off to college.  I wonder if this kid is one of those and if so, where he played his pre-graduate high school ball?

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8 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Once upon a time 30+ years ago, I made a mistake and went to high school in New Jersey (the same school Royal Ivey played for), followed by correcting that mistake and returning home to UT.  The Hun School is a private school in New Jersey.  I don’t know how it works these days, but back then these northeastern private schools often recruited top state high school graduates in football and basketball on scholarship for a “post-graduate 13th grade” before heading off to college.  I wonder if this kid is one of those and if so, where he played his pre-graduate high school ball?

PGs are a big part of prep school athletics (Joakim Noah was one at my high school), but Wafle appears to be a four-year Hun guy: https://www.hudl.com/profile/20391883/Luke-Wafle

Also, Blair sucks, go Big Red.

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Now back in on Latimer.

Gerry:

Four-star RB target locks in Texas OV 

Long-time running back target in the 2026 cycle Amari Latimer (Tyrone, Ga./Sandy Creek) has locked in a June official visit.

Texas running backs coach Chad Scott has been in communication with the Peach State downhill back since being hired at Texas, and has now locked in an OV. Latimer, 5-foot-11 and 210-pounds, was considered a Texas lean prior to Tashard Choice's departure for the NFL. 

Latimer now has three OV's locked in. He begins at Wisconsin May 30-June 2, then goes to Miami June 6-8 and Texas the weekend after. Latimer has two uncles that played for the Hurricanes. 

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Anyone feel like they have a clue where things land at RB in this cycle?

My view:

1) They want 2 RBs, per usual.

2) KJ Edwards appears to be one of them.

3) They're still casting a wide net for another high end guy between Latimer, the Bama guy, and the Florida guy. Are they totally done going after Osborne, who is leaning Michigan, or is he going to appear back on the radar as well?

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Lol, he's a Duke and Vandy guy, not a Sopranos character - does slot and Golden Tee machines: https://www.linkedin.com/in/davidwafle/

Golden Tee is an arcade game that has been inexplicably popular for twenty years. Not a bad thing to be selling. 

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1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

Golden Tee is an arcade game that has been inexplicably popular for twenty years. Not a thing to be selling. 

The money is in the repairs man! 

 

Also that game is fun as hell. I want to get one for my garage.

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Didn't Myron Rolle go to The Hun school? I know he went to Cambridge and is a neurosurgeon. I know we were on his list of schools, but it was so long ago and before I really knew about recruiting jf he ever visited. 

25 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Didn't Myron Rolle go to The Hun school? I know he went to Cambridge and is a neurosurgeon. I know we were on his list of schools, but it was so long ago and before I really knew about recruiting jf he ever visited. 

Close.  He was a Rhodes scholar and studied at Oxford for a year.  FSU for med school.

But yes Hun School

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5 minutes ago, Dangle said:

Were we in on this kid at all? Southlake HS, committed to Ohio State yesterday. Fwiw, 247 has him as an inch taller and 28 lbs. heavier.

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Not at all. Posted in the non-Texas channel but a leftfield pick for Hartline.

 

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Georgia RB Amari Latimer schedules Texas official visit

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Georgia RB Amari Latimer schedules Texas official visit

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Since news of Tashard Choice vacating his post as running backs coach at Texas was revealed in February, and the subsequent introduction of Chad Scott, buzz surrounding the Longhorns and Amari Latimer had been near zero up until Wednesday.

Now, Horns247's Hank South has learned that the Tyrone (Ga.) Sandy Creek three-star back will return to Texas for an official visit on June 13-15.

Latimer, who ranks as the nation's No. 29 running back, joins Top247 prospects KJ Edwards and Ezavier Crowell as the three rising seniors that Scott and the Longhorns are currently expecting to host over the summer, with the last two scheduled to be in Austin on June 6-8.

As noted, Texas has not been seen as a major contender in Latimer's recruitment in recent months, and both Miami and Wisconsin had already scheduled summer trips with the 5-foot-10, 209-pound prospect prior to the Longhorns doing so.

If he makes it to camps in June, Latimer's visit will be his first to the Forty Acres since mid-October, when he was in attendance for the Longhorns win over Kentucky.

Previously, Texas had led in Crystal Ball forecasts for the Peach State product, but there are currently no predictions for his ultimate destination.

 

 

 

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36 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Not at all. Posted in the non-Texas channel but a leftfield pick for Hartline.

Not getting in on this kid early is going to come back to haunt us. Just look at the determination on that face

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1 hour ago, Wiler77 said:

Close.  He was a Rhodes scholar and studied at Oxford for a year.  FSU for med school.

But yes Hun School

I just checked and he's also a pediatrician Neurosurgeon. That's bad ass. Dude never fell below a 4.0 GPA 

1 hour ago, Dangle said:

Were we in on this kid at all? Southlake HS, committed to Ohio State yesterday. Fwiw, 247 has him as an inch taller and 28 lbs. heavier.

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If you take a white WR in April he better be the next Parker Fucking Livingstone.

The Ogre is welcome to the staff i my humble opinion. However might be hard to eat field turf on the sidelines?
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Have you heard the Ogre sing online? Nothing but Coonass Comical! I laugh, but he did send both of his boys to my McNeese Cowboys. While at LSU Coach O was “present” at his Boys practices, scrimmages, and games as time would allow. Sometimes arriving on the field level for just the 2nd half.

A reporter once asked the Ogre why he didn’t just let his boys walk-on at LSU? He frankly said, because my boys wanted to play ball! They couldn’t have done that at LSU!

Hook’em!!!

As a small individual $$ donor, as well as my employer’s campus wide $$$, I had access more than others in the 2010’s to McNeese. Ed O off the field was as personable as one could get. He always remembered my name and etc, as if he was recruiting me. And this is while he’s trying to watch his sons practice/play.

Hook’em!!!

The whole time I was supposed to be finding the “diamond in the rough” Chem E major at McNeese. I wasn’t a CE, but they knew I finished there and lived there for a decade+ plus for the relationship building. We usually get 1 or 2 McNeese interns each summer to come to SA. Maybe 1-3 UT students. The majority are aggy or dirt burglers - yuck!!!

Hook’em!!!

On 4/13/2025 at 5:27 PM, BurntOrange&White said:

Hey if he wants to join as special assistant to sark I’m all for it. That mother fucker can recruit and close!

We could probably get him for cheap. Looked like he has spent all that lsu money on hookers and blow. 

16 minutes ago, mvlonghorns said:

Gaston Gramatica, the kicker we've been recruiting, committed to USF.

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1 hour ago, mvlonghorns said:

Gaston Gramatica, the kicker we've been recruiting, committed to USF.

Nooo onnnneeee flips like Gaston. No one trips like Gaston. No one cures young Bert Auburn's yips like Gaston. 

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The guy who played Gaston at Disney World got shithoused on July 4th a few years back and attempted to launch a large firework off the top of his head, decapitating himself. Gaston Gramatica just made the equivalent to that move in recruiting. 

2 hours ago, mvlonghorns said:

Gaston Gramatica, the kicker we've been recruiting, committed to USF.

He's just retracing Charlie Strong's head coaching career backwards. 

12 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

this is Bill’s son? His dad kicked at south Florida right?

 

Martin’s son, Bill’s nephew (obviously). His older brother Nico is already at USF.

Good don’t really need that family anywhere near Texas. Cool last name but choke artists as kickers

1 hour ago, MuellerHorn said:

“Apparently, he thought that was a great idea,” said Stephen McCausland, a spokesman for Maine’s Department of Public Safety. “His friends said they thought they had dissuaded him from doing it, and the next thing they knew, he ignited the fireworks and he was killed instantly.”

10 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

“Apparently, he thought that was a great idea,” said Stephen McCausland, a spokesman for Maine’s Department of Public Safety. “His friends said they thought they had dissuaded him from doing it, and the next thing they knew, he ignited the fireworks and he was killed instantly.”

He went out with a…

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There was no rushing him to the hospital. There was no Devon left when I got there,” Cody Staples said.

Damn.

On 4/16/2025 at 1:18 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Maybe we make him an offer he can't refuse?

Wait ... what am I thinking? We're Texas, not Rutgers.

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3 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

While obviously horrific/hilarious, I thought CTJ meant he did this shit in character at Disney world traumatizing countless children. Am disappoint.

Outstanding. That shit would have been a story globally. 

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Noooo oneee drinks like Gaston. Stops and thinks like Gaston. Blows off his own head with hijinks like Gaston.

RIP

54 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Noooo oneee drinks like Gaston. Stops and thinks like Gaston. Blows off his own head with hijinks like Gaston.

RIP

Darkly funny. Well done. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Interested to know what led to this relatively late offer for a consensus top 100 national player. He's already got 5 OVs set up with legit schools. Fair to say that we're feeling less confident about a target at the same position? Just a late eval? Not criticizing, just curious. 

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