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Remember when Carl would just bitch cus texas didn't have enough big booty thots on campus?  

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25 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Shouldn't his nickname be Clark?

That or Kal-El.

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22 minutes ago, FCB said:

Remember when Carl would just bitch cus texas didn't have enough big booty thots on campus?  

Also that we didn’t have a content house so our players could make social media videos :( 

2 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:
3 hours ago, graemakin said:

You are what you are and you are that?  You that? 😂🤣

Was this English? I’ve had my share of autocorrect errors but I’m not following you here.

 

Regarding Korn, they have some good stuff and some meh.

Didn't see these mentioned, but I like Coming Undone, Twisted Transistor and Narcissistic Cannibal.

 

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Ah yes, Luther Vandross.  The Velvet Voice. RIP. 

But what does he have to do with any of this?

Sang backup to David Bowie and helped put together American Girl.

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

. I feel super bad about everything now and I've begun to rethink my posting style and proclivities.

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Me and Michael Jackson just knew that this was going to go this way. 

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I’m, sorry, but there are tangents and then there is this kind of stunt. What on earth does maritime law have to do with any of this, sir?

 

7 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

That's unfortunate. When you have a chance to add a Boobie to the roster, you need to close the deal. In my opinion, there are not enough Boobies in the world.

And it's not like [most of us] don't already have prior experience with Boobies.

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1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Sang backup to David Bowie and helped put together American Girl.

Scratch all that bullshit. Too much to correct.

9 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

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Shhh. I'm trying to fix a post that I made while driving:

 

Luther Vandross helped David Bowie on the Young Americans album. At the time, Luther Vandross was a relatively unknown singer who had been working as a session vocalist and songwriter in New York City. He was brought in to assist with the backing vocal arrangements on "Young Americans," including the title track and "Fascination," which he co-wrote. Vandross not only contributed vocals but also arranged some of the backing vocal parts on the album. 

31 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

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Well, if you were a Korn fan, you would know, that Korn has covered several David Bowie songs, most notably "The Man Who Sold the World". So if you want Krempin, you should give a shit - and perhaps write an open apology letter to him.

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On 4/22/2025 at 7:43 PM, Slacks said:

Is Krempin easy?

Have you never krempt?

9 hours ago, graemakin said:

Whatever dude.  At least you bothered to chime in with some knowledge this time instead of just dismissing someone's comments as being irrelevant.   Well done. 👌

Dude, stop while you're ahead. He is not the person you wanted to get pantsed by. Seriously, let it go. 

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5 hours ago, FCB said:

Remember when Carl would just bitch cus texas didn't have enough big booty thots on campus?  

I hope his wrist are OK while he was in the bathtub 

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3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

SOAD > Korn

This is like posting chocolate chip cookies > human feces, it's so self-evident

2 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

And it's not like [most of us] don't already have prior experience with Boobies.

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Always down for a Boobie Gibson reference 

What is the kill shot number for a new poster? I’m looking to get motivated about something and this might be it. 

11 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Always down for a Boobie Gibson reference 

That dude had legit three point play. It's weird that we don't hear about his time at Texas more often?

My family goes back multiple generations in Texas but I didn't move here until his last year at Texas.
So, my first real notice of him was when he was killing my NBA team with his clutch threes.

1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Dude, stop while you're ahead. He is not the person you wanted to get pantsed by. Seriously, let it go. 

👌

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

What is the kill shot number for a new poster? I’m looking to get motivated about something and this might be it. 

It seems to be just north of 100…

Adios, Gray Makin or Graham Akin or however the hell you say it.

It was kind of amusing when this guy was melting down over CTJ but when you quote Spider2YBanana/Funk Doctor Spock into my feed you get the neg 

24 minutes ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

It was kind of amusing when this guy was melting down over CTJ but when you quote Spider2YBanana/Funk Doctor Spock into my feed you get the neg 

Sorry for being rational. Can we still be friends?

 

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4 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Speaking of "Boobies", anyone one remember this guy?

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Hell ya! I was a Bengals fan all the way until 1981 and Boobies were a critical part of my youth. 

51 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Hell ya! I was a Bengals fan all the way until 1981 and Boobies were a critical part of my youth. 

 

You should have at least waited until 1982 before giving up on them.

9 hours ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

This one?

 

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Only thing I don't like about the comic book accurate wolverine is that he isn't thicc.

 

21 hours ago, graemakin said:

okay smartest dude in the forum.  whatever you say.

Stop digging your own grave. Please, for the love of Satan. 

14 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

What is the kill shot number for a new poster? I’m looking to get motivated about something and this might be it. 

tree fiddy, duh.

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4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Texas is hosting a HS Kicker from St. Thomas this weekend. Dude has visited once and also visited LSU and ATM, so apparently he’s looked good on film. 

https://ontexasfootball.com/forums/topic/6811-2026-kicker-in-town-this-weekend-wednesday-351-pm/

We'll have two kickers in town. It's a kick-off.

https://www.hudl.com/profile/18361176/Gavin-Strange

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Wow, no Mississippi schools

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Was previously committed to LSU and was assumed Ole Miss when he decommitted.  Who knows now?  May be one of those Auburn goes crazy on.

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