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1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

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The avatars match up too well with the meme, well done

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

He should have had Hamm take that pic for him.

On 6/4/2025 at 12:20 AM, SarkAfterDark said:

Benson wasn’t a ranked #1 in his recruiting class.

But he was #1 in our hearts

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4 hours ago, Plorant said:

He should have had Hamm take that pic for him.

Would have been from the waist down and we wouldn’t know who it was.

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

 

 

Happy that Miami is at Texas - Hopefully, he brings South Beach with him and even more happy if we don't lose Tex to Miami. 

9 hours ago, Wishbone said:

Would have been from the waist down and we wouldn’t know who it was.

The insanely dedicated members of this board when reading this…

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59 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Best we can do…

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We got lambos on the field now?

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8 minutes ago, WBT said:

We got lambos on the field now?

We have for a few years. First Huff's personal collection, then the Lambo dealership jumped in.

24 minutes ago, texifornia said:

We have for a few years. First Huff's personal collection, then the Lambo dealership jumped in.

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2 hours ago, Bevo said:

I'm ready for a "Hi". 

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10 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Maybe it was his lack of concentration during camps. 

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REPORTED! To The People's Front of Judea (NOT THE Judean People's Front).

3 hours ago, WBT said:

We got lambos on the field now?

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9 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Next year they will be in the recruit's hotel rooms. 

Maybe they could put Matchbox Lambo’s in their gift packages

These guys are all here through tomorrow right, and so will be able to see the 1 on the tower and the softball team taking pics?

With the disclaimer that I know fuck about shit, but I would push for Berrymon.  He's probably not the most talent player they're recruiting but he's a strong, true over the ball player. Get him and build out the DL class around him. 

Remember how boring recruiting weekends used to be, waiting to hear scraps from whatever reporter was getting info leaked and trying to confirm who showed up. Now they all post throughout the visit and dress up in their outfits for photo shoots. Much more fun. 

No commitments yet? Not our standard. Fire Sark and hire Mike White. 

27 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Remember how boring recruiting weekends used to be, waiting to hear scraps from whatever reporter was getting info leaked and trying to confirm who showed up. Now they all post throughout the visit and dress up in their outfits for photo shoots. Much more fun. 

I found it pretty exciting back in the old days. We would have a big recruiting day and I would run to the home office to look for Jerry Scarborough's fax and typically the machine would be jammed or out of paper. I would bitch to the dog about it being screwed up and just assume that it was a good recruiting week. Nowadays, we are getting all these guys to commit from god knows where. Back in the day we wouldn't even know who they were. It is nice to save paper these days though. 

15 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Nowadays, we are getting all these guys to commit from god knows where.

not today we’re not. 

28 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I found it pretty exciting back in the old days. We would have a big recruiting day and I would run to the home office to look for Jerry Scarborough's fax and typically the machine would be jammed or out of paper. I would bitch to the dog about it being screwed up and just assume that it was a good recruiting week. Nowadays, we are getting all these guys to commit from god knows where. Back in the day we wouldn't even know who they were. It is nice to save paper these days though. 

You used to get recruiting updates from a fax machine? Like they just sent you a print news letter?

35 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I found it pretty exciting back in the old days. We would have a big recruiting day and I would run to the home office to look for Jerry Scarborough's fax and typically the machine would be jammed or out of paper. I would bitch to the dog about it being screwed up and just assume that it was a good recruiting week. Nowadays, we are getting all these guys to commit from god knows where. Back in the day we wouldn't even know who they were. It is nice to save paper these days though. 

One huge tech step beyond waiting for DCTF to hit the local newsstand. Ah, memories. 

16 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

You used to get recruiting updates from a fax machine? Like they just sent you a print news letter?

Did you seriously not know this was a thing?Also- we called a 900 number. 

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1 hour ago, Bevo said:

I found it pretty exciting back in the old days. We would have a big recruiting day and I would run to the home office to look for Jerry Scarborough's fax and typically the machine would be jammed or out of paper. I would bitch to the dog about it being screwed up and just assume that it was a good recruiting week. Nowadays, we are getting all these guys to commit from god knows where. Back in the day we wouldn't even know who they were. It is nice to save paper these days though. 

Back when nobody knew who was going to fsu until signing day. 

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