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  • Teryor
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    k Excited for more tears

  • Getafix
    Getafix

    FYI - just cross-posting a really nice story.     Embedded tweet w/ anecdote.      

  • Jimmy Two Times
    Jimmy Two Times

    13,000 posts on surlyhorns.com is the hallmark of a guy who's just too busy to tune into commitment ceremonies. 

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4 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

Kenny Baker out there recruiting.

I got a feeling Kenny Baker might have been a great under the radar hire that people are going to look back at and go WTF were we thinking with their negative takes... 

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Adding any one of Brown, Guervil, or Cleveland to go with last year's class would be pretty nice.  Gerry thinks we add two more DL.  EDGE seems like it'll be two of Carlton/Quinn/Wafle.

Also, this guy

 

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1 hour ago, Teryor said:

Seems good

Fuck OU. 

24 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

I got a feeling Kenny Baker might have been a great under the radar hire that people are going to look back at and go WTF were we thinking with their negative takes... 


Hey KB ... What would you say you do here?

45 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

I got a feeling Kenny Baker might have been a great under the radar hire that people are going to look back at and go WTF were we thinking with their negative takes... 

I had a good feeling based on the trajectory of his career and the fact that he produced draft picks at western Kentucky or wherever the fuck.

29 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Hey KB ... What would you say you do here?

KB: I fuck

If you're a DL you better secure your spot really soon.  

Am I reading this correctly?  Lamar Brown was just in campus and will be back next week too?  That doesn't suck

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Wells definitely gave Ole Miss and Auburn the sads, which I'll take

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6 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

im no insider but that sounds like we stepped away from that one. 

3 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

im no insider but that sounds like we stepped away from that one. 

Rumor of it trending much more heavily toward NIL vs. fit...which we know isn't Sark's cup o' tea. But who knows? Not I. 

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Aggy Rivals mod changed his Carlton pick 😁

 

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4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


I would very much like Billy to elaborate on whatever he thinks this means.

He’s been a whiny bitch about Texas ever since we beat out LSU for Simmons. It’s gotten pretty comical at this point. 

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Well, Sark just shared Corey’s commitment IG post, complete with TWENTY fuckin pics from this weekend. So whatever his point was, it’s moot as hell now.

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Embody can often be butt hurt, but I thought he was saying it’s silly to call the kid a clout chaser when he didn’t even do the basic social media exercise of posting a commitment edit.

25 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


I would very much like Billy to elaborate on whatever he thinks this means.

I took it to mean it doesn’t seem like he was chasing clout, given that he didn’t even post a commitment video. 

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LSU is still big butt mad about Simmons.  Imagine thinking you are entitled to a TEXAS high school player…

37 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

LSU is still big butt mad about Simmons.  Imagine thinking you are entitled to a TEXAS high school player…

Yes.  Reading the LSU boards they always think all the top Louisiana recruits are LSU bound and that they can come into Texas and get who they want.  If we get Brown, will be a lot of good screenshots.  They are now convincing themselves and think they can get KJ Edwards and that he'd be better off at LSU.  

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Yes.  Reading the LSU boards they always think all the top Louisiana recruits are LSU bound and that they can come into Texas and get who they want.  If we get Brown, will be a lot of good screenshots.  They are now convincing themselves and think they can get KJ Edwards and that he'd be better off at LSU.  

Fucking dumb dumbs.  I want to take some top notch talent from them just to fuck with them.  

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Aggy Rivals mod changed his Carlton pick 😁

 

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The conflation of the “greater than” and the “from one to the other” is glorious 

Just watched Lamar Brown film. Holy hell, what a monster. He would be our best interior defensive line prospect since who? Looks better than Justus Terry to me. Maybe Malcolm Brown?

37 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Fucking dumb dumbs.  I want to take some top notch talent from them just to fuck with them.  

I'm still not over Craig Loston

10 minutes ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

Just watched Lamar Brown film. Holy hell, what a monster. He would be our best interior defensive line prospect since who? Looks better than Justus Terry to me. Maybe Malcolm Brown?

How would LSU handle losing another massive local 5* (Stewart) two years in a row? They have to be pillaging hospital and infrastructure accounts to get the money together right?

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Great video. Now I'm fired up. I just tackled my puppy Little Elvis. 

 

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9 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Fucking dumb dumbs.  I want to take some top notch talent from them just to fuck with them.  

Same with Georgia. 

9 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I'm still not over Craig Loston

I'll see your Craig Loston and raise you Ryan Perrilloux. That one, given what was going on at QB at the time, and how it happened will always piss me off the most. 

11 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

That dude is massive. Makes Arch look tiny

Slightly fixed. I know Arch isn't short nor thin... but he looks it in that pic.

11 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

LSU is still big butt mad about Simmons.  Imagine thinking you are entitled to a TEXAS high school player…

They're still in the mindset of embezzling funds from charities to pay players and that being enough.  Worked in the past.

27 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I'll see your Craig Loston and raise you Ryan Perrilloux. That one, given what was going on at QB at the time, and how it happened will always piss me off the most. 

We didn’t know it at the time, but that was the best thing that could have happened to us. Guy turned out to be a bust, whose playing career and recruiting dipshittery were one and the same. Meanwhile, our back up plan in that class turned out to be another generational QB. 

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Slightly fixed. I know Arch isn't short nor thin... but he looks it in that pic.

I tried looking at his film but he either pancaked his man or drove him back 10yards. It was hard to tell if he had good feet because he was never working in space. He’s massive and from the little that I could see has much, much better feet than our other tackle commit, but probably not good enough feet for left tackle. 

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I tried looking at his film but he either pancaked his man or drove him back 10yards. It was hard to tell if he had good feet because he was never working in space. He’s massive and from the little that I could see has much, much better feet than our other tackle commit, but probably not good enough feet for left tackle. 

Take Lee as RT and Ojo and LT.  And Bob's your uncle.

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Don't know anything about the guy that put it in, but Lamar Brown just got a Texas pick on Rivals.

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3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Don't know anything about the guy that put it in

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