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#4301

Love the commitment of our donors at DT and edge rusher where there is a scarcity of elite talent. Colin Simmons, Justus Terry, Maraad Watson, and potentially Lamar Brown. 

This is the John Lynch/Kyle Shanahan model. 
 

 

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#4302
21 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Don't know anything about the guy that put it in, but Lamar Brown just got a Texas pick on Rivals.

Fuck Rivals, except maybe this one time…. 

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#4303

 

Some chatter about Michigan and Felix Ojo, so a couple of perspectives.  

From Streets (Roach) and Steve Lorenz, the Michigan 247 guy.

 

Roach:

 

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Steve Lorenz (Michigan 247)

 

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#4304
14 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Some chatter about Michigan and Felix Ojo, so a couple of perspectives.  

From Streets (Roach) and Steve Lorenz, the Michigan 247 guy.

 

Roach:

 

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Steve Lorenz (Michigan 247)

 

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Regarding Texas vs. Ohio State:  one has fat girls covered in lots of flannel, the other is close enough that you can drive home in your new F-250 King Ranch edition when you want to escape the craziness, but not so close that your parents are just going to pop in on you unannounced. 

#4305
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



Regarding Texas vs. Ohio State:  one has fat girls covered in lots of flannel, the other is close enough that you can drive home in your new F-250 King Ranch edition when you want to escape the craziness, but not so close that your parents are just going to pop in on you unannounced. 

Also, Ohio sucks. 

#4306

We have now taken 3 special team studs in this class which will hurt our recruiting ranking this year. But I love that Sark’s ego is such that he’s more interested in improving the team than winning mythical recruiting championships. 

#4307
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



Regarding Texas vs. Ohio State:  one has fat girls covered in lots of flannel, the other is close enough that you can drive home in your new F-250 King Ranch edition when you want to escape the craziness, but not so close that your parents are just going to pop in on you unannounced. 

Also, fuck Ohio State. 

#4308
2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Don't know anything about the guy that put it in, but Lamar Brown just got a Texas pick on Rivals.

ketch, probably. 

#4312
2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



Regarding Texas vs. Ohio State:  one has fat girls covered in lots of flannel, the other is close enough that you can drive home in your new F-250 King Ranch edition when you want to escape the craziness, but not so close that your parents are just going to pop in on you unannounced. 

Well, I agree with the fuck Ohio State comment.. but there are 50k+ students, 50.4% female and they are not ALL fat and ugly. Plus they live in Ohio, so you know they have low moral turpitudes.

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#4313
2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



Regarding Texas vs. Ohio State:  one has fat girls covered in lots of flannel, the other is close enough that you can drive home in your new F-250 King Ranch edition when you want to escape the craziness, but not so close that your parents are just going to pop in on you unannounced. 

A lifetime ago (circa 1974) I saw former Longhorn and Cleveland Brown OT on campus & asked him what Cleveland was really lke.  "It's not so bad, but the ugliest girl in Crane (our hometown) could be Miss Ohio".  😃

#4314
1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

We have now taken 3 special team studs in this class which will hurt our recruiting ranking this year. But I love that Sark’s ego is such that he’s more interested in improving the team than winning mythical recruiting championships. 

#2 punter and #2 kicker and then (forgot ranking #) LS. That’s a complete overhaul. All get to sit and then take the reins. Both look like studs. Banks doing work. Now get a TE

#4315
22 minutes ago, cochamps said:

A lifetime ago (circa 1974) I saw former Longhorn and Cleveland Brown OT on campus & asked him what Cleveland was really lke.  "It's not so bad, but the ugliest girl in Crane (our hometown) could be Miss Ohio".  😃

My HS HC was from Crane, you are now the second Crane person I've ever seen in the wild. 

#4316
32 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Well, I agree with the fuck Ohio State comment.. but there are 50k+ students, 50.4% female and they are not ALL fat and ugly. Plus they live in Ohio, so you know they have low moral turpitudes.

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Are those girls pregnant? 

#4317
13 minutes ago, HuttNuts said:

My HS HC was from Crane, you are now the second Crane person I've ever seen in the wild. 

SA Clark?

#4318
3 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Some chatter about Michigan and Felix Ojo, so a couple of perspectives.  

From Streets (Roach) and Steve Lorenz, the Michigan 247 guy.

 

Roach:

 

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Steve Lorenz (Michigan 247)

 

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I guess I am too used to reading aggy screenshots. The same visit to aggy would be described by their mods in far rosier terms filled with Elko’s gravitational pull on the said recruit and pointless potshots at the overrated school to the east, not to mention berating the 2%ers on not getting onboard the roller coaster. 

#4319
9 minutes ago, AeroHorn said:

I guess I am too used to reading aggy screenshots. The same visit to aggy would be described by their mods in far rosier terms filled with Elko’s gravitational pull on the said recruit and pointless potshots at the overrated school to the east, not to mention berating the 2%ers on not getting onboard the roller coaster. 

Overrated school to the east is correct, if you’re in Austin. And it’s mostly self overrated. 

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#4326
2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Yes, but we’re not to their east.

That was my point. They were the school to the east, if you’re in Austin. I feel pretty sure the OP meant west, but typed east.

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#4328
3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



Regarding Texas vs. Ohio State:  one has fat girls covered in lots of flannel, the other is close enough that you can drive home in your new F-250 King Ranch edition when you want to escape the craziness, but not so close that your parents are just going to pop in on you unannounced. 

Dude stop, you sound like an aggy homer. OSU has tons of hot ass just like any big state school and Ryan Day is putting guys in the league and winning championships. 

#4329
4 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Love the commitment of our donors at DT and edge rusher where there is a scarcity of elite talent. Colin Simmons, Justus Terry, Maraad Watson, and potentially Lamar Brown. 

This is the John Lynch/Kyle Shanahan model. 
 

 

Crap, I can't find the troll in this post. What am I missing?

#4330
5 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Dude stop, you sound like an aggy homer. OSU has tons of hot ass just like any big state school and Ryan Day is putting guys in the league and winning championships. 

But did you see the part about it being in Ohio?

#4331
2 hours ago, cochamps said:

A lifetime ago (circa 1974) I saw former Longhorn and Cleveland Brown OT on campus & asked him what Cleveland was really lke.  "It's not so bad, but the ugliest girl in Crane (our hometown) could be Miss Ohio".  😃

Bob McKay?

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#4332
🤘🤘@TexasFootball 🔥AllGas26!! Thank you @CoachSark @KJJFlood @CoachGat3wood @CoachZoloty @ChrisGilbert_1 @BrandonHarris @taylor_searels @CoachNansenUT and the 40 Acres family for a great OV weekend. 🤘🤘 Hook’em!!

 

#4333
1 hour ago, cafe society said:

Bob McKay?

Yes.  Sorry, I intended to include his name.  Really dry sense of humor.

#4335
4 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

We have now taken 3 special team studs in this class which will hurt our recruiting ranking this year. But I love that Sark’s ego is such that he’s more interested in improving the team than winning mythical recruiting championships. 

The man seems to learn from mistakes, which is huge. 

#4339
6 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

We have now taken 3 special team studs in this class which will hurt our recruiting ranking this year. But I love that Sark’s ego is such that he’s more interested in improving the team than winning mythical recruiting championships. 

you don’t need to blow sark for recruiting specialists.  there isn’t a coach in america who would refuse to recruit a kicker even though they needed one because they were worried about recruiting rankings. 

#4340
5 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Well, I agree with the fuck Ohio State comment.. but there are 50k+ students, 50.4% female and they are not ALL fat and ugly. Plus they live in Ohio, so you know they have low moral turpitudes.

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Those are 4s in Austin.

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#4342
Hook ‘Em this weekend OV🤘🏽 ‼️@CoachSark @CoachK_Baker @TexasFootball @CoachLCTrenches @CoachApp35 @Coach_Davis22 @ChadSimmons_ @samspiegs @CraigHaubert @On3Recruits @Rivals @TopPreps @adamgorney @MaxPreps @AABonNBC @ErikRichardsUSA @InsideTexas @TexasRecruiting @CoachLCTrenches
🤘🏾@TexasFootball see you this weekend! #Hookem

 

Will be back in Austin this weekend for my ov #hookem 🤘🏾🤘🏾

 

#4343
37 minutes ago, futureman said:

you don’t need to blow sark for recruiting specialists.  there isn’t a coach in america who would refuse to recruit a kicker even though they needed one because they were worried about recruiting rankings. 

I guess you weren’t around for Mack Brown

#4344
3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I guess you weren’t around for Mack Brown

lulz.

yeah my bad, dude. sark is a fucking visionary; almost all coaches would go without a kicker in order to move up a few spots in the 247 team recruiting rankings. the fact that sark refuses to do it sets him apart. we are so lucky to have him. 

#4346
44 minutes ago, Horn117 said:

Those are 4s in Austin.

Those are only 4s on Surly. Those pointy knees.

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

 

 

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