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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

 

ok, i'll admit it.  i haven't followed recruiting super closely yet for this year, but i had been under the prior assumption that a guy name Sam Roseborough from Florida was a white guy.

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Get ready for the cringe Tiktoks. If he commits and is good I'll happily forgive him.

 

my ou guy tells me he's a silent to them....

13 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

ok, i'll admit it.  i haven't followed recruiting super closely yet for this year, but i had been under the prior assumption that a guy name Sam Roseborough from Florida was a white guy.

 

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45 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

ok, i'll admit it.  i haven't followed recruiting super closely yet for this year, but i had been under the prior assumption that a guy name Sam Roseborough from Florida was a white guy.

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2 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

ok, i'll admit it.  i haven't followed recruiting super closely yet for this year, but i had been under the prior assumption that a guy name Sam Roseborough from Florida was a white guy.

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Leo Neugebauer says, "Hook 'em, BO1. " 

How many visitors are in this weekend? Is there enough pussy in Austin to support them? 

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6 hours ago, Post Oak said:

From OTF

 

Gerry Hamilton 

Posted 1 hour ago

OTF believes Texas leads for Lamar Brown BTW 

 

 

I will shit a Tommie Harris sized helmet if we get Lamar Brown.

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Dre Quinn under-rated imo. Don’t know if Texas has a shot, but would potentially be a very interesting pickup.  

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45 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Dre Quinn under-rated imo. Don’t know if Texas has a shot, but would potentially be a very interesting pickup.  

We have a shot. Need to outdo Clemson this weekend.

2 hours ago, Bevo said:

How many visitors are in this weekend? Is there enough pussy in Austin to support them? 

Yes, Carl. 

5 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

ok, i'll admit it.  i haven't followed recruiting super closely yet for this year, but i had been under the prior assumption that a guy name Sam Roseborough from Florida was a white guy.

 

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Dre Quinn and BP-W are now teammates. Good fucking luck blocking those two 

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Tex, you are definitely value add here, but when do you play golf, go to a nice restaurant, get laid?   

 

2 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Tex, you are definitely value add here, but when do you play golf, go to a nice restaurant, get laid?   

You can do all that and post on Surly simultaneously you know.

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22 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

 

You can do all that and post on Surly simultaneously you know.

Sounds exhausting….

58 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Tex, you are definitely value add here, but when do you play golf, go to a nice restaurant, get laid?   

I can’t speak to Tex specifically, but at least for me I spend a lot of time in front of the PC. I work for 9hrs in front of a pc, and then my free time is usually playing video games there as well. Makes it easy to keep up with twitter when you’ve successfully set up any social media in the longhorn-sphere.

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12 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I can’t speak to Tex specifically, but at least for me I spend a lot of time in front of the PC. I work for 9hrs in front of a pc, and then my free time is usually playing video games there as well. Makes it easy to keep up with twitter when you’ve successfully set up any social media in the longhorn-sphere.

I can't speak for Texifornia or BornAndRaised, but for me, only about 5% of TotallyLegit® posts are made by me personally (typically the posts requiring a white glove level of tact or nuance). The rest of the posts are made by a TotallyLegit® brand ambassador, after getting signed off on by our general counsel, of course.

my primary income stream is from onlyfans so I’m on the computer pretty much around the clock. 

3 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Dre Quinn and BP-W are now teammates. Good fucking luck blocking those two 

I want to believe you.

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3 hours ago, futureman said:

my primary income stream is from onlyfans so I’m on the computer pretty much around the clock. 

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9 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:

Tex, you are definitely value add here, but when do you play golf, go to a nice restaurant, get laid?   

I'm efficient. And what @TotallyLegit said.

 

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Heze Kent is a huge dude 

 

 

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Saturday morning recruiting thoughts

Some Saturday morning thoughts around the official visit weekend. 

Texas leads for a few ...
OnTexasFootball believes the Longhorns entered the weekend leading for a few of the visitors. That doesn't mean Texas will end up winning out for all of these guys, as one program could make a bigger NIL offer than Texas is willing to match or the dominoes start falling and Texas doesn't make as much sense for someone. 

Samari Matthews, CB, Cornelius (N.C.) Hough High 
OTF ranking: 4-star++

Felix Ojo, OT, Mansfield (Texas) Lake Ridge
OTF ranking: 4-star++

Samuel Roseborough, OT/IOL, Clearwater (Fla.) High 
OTF ranking: 4-star++

Zaden Krempin, IOL/OT, Prosper (Texas) High 
OTF ranking: 4-star

Note: OTF believes Texas leads for a couple of others that will be mention below.

All about Lott ...
Texas is all in on 4-star++ wide receiver Jalen Lott. This weekend will be crucial. This is a WR only recruitment, with a meeting with track and field coaches at some point. Texas understands this is a real battle, and not a given for the Longhorns. 

Peach State will define the weekend ...
Texas is hosting five of the top prospects from the state of Georgia this weekend. OTF could see Texas ending up with as many as three or four from the ultra talented group.

Xavier Griffin, LB, Gainesville (Ga.) High 
OTF ranking: 5-star
Where it stands: OTF believes Texas leads Alabama and Ohio State. 

Heze Kent, TE, Brunswick (Ga.) High 
OTF ranking: 4-star++
Where it stands: OTF believes Texas is in a battle with Florida, and the Horns have been trending at times. Miami taking their swing too. 

Brayden Rouse, LB, Marietta (Ga.) Kell
OTF ranking: 4-star++
Where it stands: OTF believes Texas is right there with Tennessee. Alabama is also very much in it. Michigan is other finalist. 

Bryce Perry-Wright, EDGE/DL, Buford (Ga.) High
OTF ranking: 4-star+
Where it stands: OTF believes Texas is right there with Clemson. Miami took their shot last weekend, and A&M will June 20-22. BP-W brought the most family with him of any out of state visitor this weekend.

Dre Quinn, EDGE, Marietta (Ga.) Kell
OTF ranking: 4-star+
Where it stands: OTF believes Texas has as good of a shot as any. Clemson, Notre Dame, Georgia and Tennessee are the other finalists. 

Texas wants one of two DL's ...
The staff is hoping to end up winning out for one of the two defensive linemen on campus this weekend ahead of next weekends trio of studs headed to Austin. The number will be four or even five on the interiod of the DL in the 2026 class. 

Damari Simeon, DL, Richland (N.J.) St. Augustine
OTF ranking: 4-star++
Where it stands: Texas in a battle with Ohio State. Penn State and Michigan for the Garden State star. Make no mistake, Texas wants this one.

Vodney Cleveland, DL, Birmingham (Ala.) Parker
OTF ranking: 4-star+
Where it stands: OTF believes Florida is trending over Texas headed into the weekend. North Carolina and Auburn also in in. Out of state has been the theme the last few weeks. 

Wildcard ...
Orlando (Fla.) IMG Academy EDGE Jake Kreul is considered a longer shot for the Longhorns. And with 5-star EDGE Trenton Henderson (Pensacola, Fla./Catholic) visiting earlier this week and scheduled to make an OV June 20-22, Kruel isn't the top EDGE prospect from the Sunshine State the Horns are after. He's a Florida legacy with Oklahoma and Ohio State in the mix. 

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Not ideal, but maybe he will gain some speed and athleticism when his body is reshaped. 

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Not ideal, but maybe he will gain some speed and athleticism when his body is reshaped. 

I just don’t see how this kid will play TE

40 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

Is that a random child or does he already have a 3 year old?

The goats were eating everything so they brought in small children to hang with recruits during photo shoots.

4 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

I just don’t see how this kid will play TE

The idea seems to be that he will lose 30-40 lbs. while in college. I don't think I've ever seen this approach before.

It seems like we may end up with more signees from Georgia than from Texas. 

29 minutes ago, Bevo said:

It seems like we may end up with more signees from Georgia than from Texas. 

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