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Great minds...I was just about to start this, with the title, OU Haiku of Hate.  Anyway:

Why does the wind blow

Forever in from the Gulf

Because OU sucks

Stole land from natives

Welfare goes to fentanyl

Sister fucking trash

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Card or the Mullet

Crimson blood is spilt freely

Take the loss pussies

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In Oklahoma

Every year on Halloween

The Sooners Pump-Kin

Edited by UncleBuck

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I Am Filled With Hate

Think thoughts of sooner demise

ou sucks forever

 

 

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RV packed with meth

Hounds and kids sleep on table

It's both home and car

The fuck is boomer?
Fucking fight song makes no sense.
Try noodle sooner.

Worst state in union

Fuck your shitty casinos 

Meth addled wasteland

Edited by TornACL

Fuck Barry fuck Boz

Fuck that cross-eyed motherfuck

Fuck boomer sooner

State Fair of Texas

Longhorns versus okie hicks

Burnt Orange prevails

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Meth labs sit quiet

Red fuckers cheer united

No soup for O.U.

Hark, the distant sound

Mobile homes being loaded

Toothless invasion

 

But you can't deny

We're gonna fucking break you

Texas by thirty

 

We'll help you start your

Decade of wandering in

Mediocrity

 

New reality

Same as the old one, really

You have always sucked

 

Fuck you, fuck you, yeah

Go fuck yourselves, you fuckers

ou fucking sucks

 

 

Edited by TexArcher

Pity the dentist 

Whose customers are Okies 

Bankruptcy looms near 

 

 

 

6 hours ago, Red Five said:

Ahem. 

5 hours ago, texashorne said:

 

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aggys can't count

Edited by OU Sucks

Triple chromosome
Sister wife daddy brother
Where did house go now?

Crimson and Cream Sucks

Bevo 15 Flat Out Fucks

Goodbye and Good Luck!

(RIP TEX. His voice still gives me heart palpitations. That pause before your grades…oh God)

🤘

Sooner magic sucks
Parable of the methface
Dilapidated

Walker Brown provides
A Sooner bathroom beatdown
Spenc Jones wears urine

General Booty
Lord and savior of the suck
Gonna consume dirt

Last time in Big XII.

Next time in the SEC.

ou always sux.

ou loku
 

Eating dicks :with glee

Fucking sis :in the trailer

Raped by a frog

Edited by El Squared

No, it is, in fact
You who are the ball lickers
Fucking Dirt Burglars

Stoops Switzer dick eat

Contest never in any doubt

Switzer champ forever

Edited by lemonandaturd

head coach venables

the defensive mastermind

allows eight touchdowns

Edited by Rimbo

ou loku, ver, 2.0

 

Eating dicks: with Brent

Fucking ma: in the schooner!

Raped: by a frog

Hey Coach Venables

It's just a Fletcher's corn dog

It's not a butt plug

ou loku, ver 3.o,( Gooner Dreams)

Eating dicks with Brent

Does it get better than this?

Raped, by a frog!


ou loku hateku 

 

Stomping  on your nuts

Bevo bores you a new hole

many dicks fall  out

Edited by El Squared

Damnit. It wasn’t a haiku and I can’t fix it. Fuck it.

 

Edited by Nicole44

OU sucks at dawn

OU sucks in the evening

All day suckers

first down, second down

sing boomer sooner again

third down, fourth down, punt

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