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Something happened today that made me realize just how bad of shape our country is in

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48 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

I don't need to be fast, just accurate. Feel free to fuck around and what not

Damn you sound pretty badass.  Gravy seal or Jsoc?

5 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

This thread is great.  Death threats over shitty private equity burgers, jacked up trucks, and dollar store.  Texas, baby.

Even though it usually only happens to the most vulnerable, all of Austin has been warned about jugging. Too bad cornpop wasn't aware he was being followed from Whataburger.

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2 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

Well you’re a barrel of fun corn hole.  I bet you eat Corn Pops out of your shit too.

Just when your wife comes over

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2 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

Damn you sound pretty badass.  Gravy seal or Jsoc?

I'm a bad dude or haven't you heard? 

9 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

Damn you sound pretty badass.  Gravy seal or Jsoc?

Sounds like “Old Army”.   Perhaps he’s taken down a neighbor’s fence or two.  

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

OP sounds poor. Quit being poor and maybe bad things would stop happening to you.

This is generally good advice in life.  I wish more people would take this to heart.

1 hour ago, cmontexas said:

Knife works better for cutting the steak

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this is why i always eat inside.  that and refills.  and fresher fries.  and because they fuck you in the drive thru. 

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

and because they fuck you in the drive thru. 

Is that on the secret menu?

24 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Is that on the secret menu?

You have to ask for change for a $20 while placing your order.

14 minutes ago, Call said:

You have to ask for change for a $20 while placing your order.

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4 hours ago, Cornpop said:

Forgot to lock my door and some fuckstick stole my bag of whataburger food out of my truck today while I was inside a store for about 5 minutes. Sad times we are living in. People are desperate 

 

im withholding judgement until you share your Whataburger order ....

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16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

im withholding judgement until you share your Whataburger order ....

#1 with cheese, mustard all the way with grilled onions and jalapeños. 

What is mustard that’s not all the way?

30 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

#1 with cheese, mustard all the way with grilled onions and jalapeños. 

Damn.  I was with you earlier, but since you only ordered 1/2 to 1/3 of a burger, you obviously weren't that hungry.  Cant imagine how disappointed the thief was when he opened up that bag.  

6 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Damn.  I was with you earlier, but since you only ordered 1/2 to 1/3 of a burger, you obviously weren't that hungry.  Cant imagine how disappointed the thief was when he opened up that bag.  

Username checks out

You left your truck unlocked in a dollar store parking lot and are bitching because only your $11 fast food meal was stolen?

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3 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

You left your truck unlocked in a dollar store parking lot and are bitching because only your $11 fast food meal was stolen?

Nothing gets by you, does it?

Fuck man - there isn't Whataburger for hundreds of miles around me, what I wouldn't give to be able to steal someone's burger

 

11 hours ago, Cornpop said:

Hey man I was gonna take it home for dinner. I'm in bachelor mode this week, Wife's out of town, so now this is my dinner

 

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6/10

11 hours ago, Armybrat said:

This is my idea of a proper dinner….

 

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9.5/10

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52 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

Nothing gets by you, does it?

Apparently, your burgers get by you.  

10 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

OP sounds poor. Quit being poor and maybe bad things would stop happening to you.

Exactly, if he was rich they would've left stuff in his truck.

 

 

You eat WB.  You're likely fat.
You wouldn't catch me.  Besides, I would have had access to your gun stashed in the truck and would have blasted your ass.
If you're stealing whataburger wouldn't you be fat too?

McDonald's is currently better than Whataburger. Order off the app and it's super cheap, and you don't end up sitting in a line for 30 minutes waiting for food that is somehow cold.

 

They really need to just shut it down. Put it out of it's misery.

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

McDonald's is currently better than Whataburger. Order off the app and it's super cheap, and you don't end up sitting in a line for 30 minutes waiting for food that is somehow cold.

 

They really need to just shut it down. Put it out of it's misery.

Cold Whataburger is better than hot cardboard every day of the week.  

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

Cold Whataburger is better than hot cardboard every day of the week.  

Haven't had Whataburger in years, how bad has it gotten?

Just now, workswithseed said:

Haven't had Whataburger in years, how bad has it gotten?

It's a 50/50 proposition anytime you order.  But it's still better than the cardboard dog food served at McDonald's 

8 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

McDonald's is currently better than Whataburger. Order off the app and it's super cheap, and you don't end up sitting in a line for 30 minutes waiting for food that is somehow cold.

 

They really need to just shut it down. Put it out of it's misery.

In a posting history littered with terrible takes, this one...  Torbush. 

I can't speak for more than a handful of Whataburger locations but they've fallen hard in quality over the last few years. They care more about asking me if I'm using their app as opposed to caring about the food or service quality.

9 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

In a posting history littered with terrible takes, this one...  Torbush. 

It's not really a hot take. Whataburger sucks ass. Keep hanging onto those memories tho. It ain't coming back.

If I could get Whataburger that quick I'd steal it too. I ordered a burger back in 2018 and am still currently waiting in line at the drivethru.

20 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Cold Whataburger is better than hot cardboard every day of the week.  

You're not escaping Whataburger for under $15 or under 20 minutes. I can get a 10 piece and large fry from Mickey D's for under $6 in the time it's actually supposed to take to go through a drive thru. And the food will actually be hot.

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2 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

You're not escaping Whataburger for under $15 or under 20 minutes. I can get a 10 piece and large fry from Mickey D's for under $6 in the time it's actually supposed to take to go through a drive thru. And the food will actually be hot.

I get a #1 with bacon, large sized for $11 and it's typically hot and delivered to my vehicle in the parking spot in about 6 minutes at the one I frequent.  Orders of magnitude better than pink slime nuggets and fries that you can leave on the counter for 10 days and they still taste the same.  

We have a "good" whataburger a few miles up the road, and a "bad" one closer.   The good one is consistently good.  As good as it was 2 decades ago, no.  Still better than any other fast food burger, without a doubt. 

Until you said your wife was out of town I thought you were just making up an elaborate story of why her Whataburger meal didn't make it home.

Haven’t noticed a decline in Whataburger. When I’m back home it’s Grandys > Whataburger tho

6 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I get a #1 with bacon, large sized for $11 and it's typically hot and delivered to my vehicle in the parking spot in about 6 minutes at the one I frequent.  Orders of magnitude better than pink slime nuggets and fries that you can leave on the counter for 10 days and they still taste the same.  

Hey, i'm jealous that you have a Whataburger that has hot food and halfway decent service instead of some methed out person in a stained orange shirt delivering you a cold burger. Truly. I don't know if one of those even exists in the greater Austin area anymore.

 

I should probably disclose that the Mickey D's near my work where i get breakfast/lunch when i'm feeling lazy is a franchise, and run really well. Usually busy but still very good service and food quality.

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1 minute ago, Fondren & Main said:

Why didn’t you go get another whataburger?

cause he's poor. please keep up with the thread.

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11 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

You're not escaping Whataburger for under $15 or under 20 minutes. I can get a 10 piece and large fry from Mickey D's for under $6 in the time it's actually supposed to take to go through a drive thru. And the food will actually be hot.

How could it not be hot when it's been sitting under a heat lamp all day?

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4 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Why didn’t you go get another whataburger?

I didn't realize the bag was missing until I got home. I live out in the country on a ranch, so I wasn't going to make a 30-40 minute round trip for a replacement whataburger 

Just now, Cornpop said:

I didn't realize the bag was missing until I got home. I live out in the country on a ranch, so I wasn't going to make a 30-40 minute round trip for a replacement whataburger 

Ok, well, pb&j and cheetos?  You didn't have any other shit to cook?

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4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

cause he's poor. please keep up with the thread.

Super funny joke, bro. Especially the third time around

3 minutes ago, Cornpop said:

How could it not be hot when it's been sitting under a heat lamp all day?

Idk. How can something be "made fresh and hot every time" and the cheese is never melted, and the burger patty isn't anywhere near a temperature that would melt the cheese?

It truly is a sad day when a surly 1 percenter comes home to cry about some bully stealing their whataburger.
That kitchen is not 1% material. Gross.
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Just now, Fondren & Main said:

Ok, well, pb&j and cheetos?  You didn't have any other shit to cook?

I did, didn't feel like cooking. Hence the reason for stopping at WB on my way home from work

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