October 4, 20223 yr Also, 150 posts and I didn't see this yet? 2 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said: He buys batteries at the dollar store and couldn't afford to rebuy his dinner. What makes you think he is going to spring for name brand batteries? Because I suspect he is frugal as opposed to being unable to afford to purchase another meal?
October 4, 20223 yr Author 3 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said: Forgetting to lock a car door can happen to anyone and sadly some people don't respect another's property. But, having lived in the country I am perplexed that someone wise enough to gang up their errands on a trip to town (as country folk do) would not leave the meal for the last stop or at least get a pizza to go since that reheats well in the oven after the forty minute drive home. (5-10 minutes at 350 degrees) When one is paying someone else to cook the meal, eat it there or you've got cold greasy fries and life is too short for that. Oh, and if your nearest town has a big box store like HD or Lowes, multipack batteries and the self check go pretty quick (just from personal experience). You have to buy name brand, but (for example) it works out to <1.00 a battery for some 2A models. If they still offer curbside pickup, order before you leave the house and you can eat your burger in your fancy truck while they bring it out to your car. Maybe don't put the gun on the dashboard though... 1 It wasn't a trip to town, it was on the way home from work. 2 Store was several miles closer to home 3 took 2 minutes to run in and buy batteries 4 I have plenty of batteries but needed some lithium batteries for a game cam 5 I don't eat in my truck Are there any other meaningless details perplexing you?
October 4, 20223 yr Yes, how is petty theft of foodstuffs the eye opening window to the idea that our country is in real bad shape? has this crime ever not happened? Or is the title meant to be hyperbolic and thread really just sharing an unfortunate incident? Edited October 4, 20223 yr by Pato del Muerto
October 4, 20223 yr 9 minutes ago, Cornpop said: Are there any other meaningless details perplexing you? Yes! You mentioned your realization in the thread title. In what way has this shaped your views of the state of the union? Edited October 4, 20223 yr by Mrs Whiggins Pato del Muerto read my mind while I was typing...
October 4, 20223 yr Author 9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: Yes, how is petty theft of foodstuffs the eye opening window to the idea that our country is in real bad shape? has this crime ever not happened? Or is the title meant to be hyperbolic and thread really just sharing an unfortunate incident? You should conduct a thorough investigation into the matter. Please post results
October 4, 20223 yr 25 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said: He buys batteries at the dollar store and couldn't afford to rebuy his dinner. What makes you think he is going to spring for name brand batteries? That bass drum isn't fucking cheap, yo. Edited October 4, 20223 yr by Bateshorn
October 4, 20223 yr 23 minutes ago, Cornpop said: 1 It wasn't a trip to town, it was on the way home from work. 2 Store was several miles closer to home 3 took 2 minutes to run in and buy batteries 4 I have plenty of batteries but needed some lithium batteries for a game cam 5 I don't eat in my truck Are there any other meaningless details perplexing you? You don’t eat in your truck, but I bet you can still smell that shit in there today since you left it sitting in there…even if for several minutes fewer than anticipated.
October 4, 20223 yr 16 minutes ago, Cornpop said: You should conduct a thorough investigation into the matter. Please post results He’s got ‘em working in shifts.
October 4, 20223 yr Author 8 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: All this thread needs is a cornpup pay stub and some kind of wager. I own a business, so no paystub
October 4, 20223 yr Cornpop not realizing exactly how this thread was going to go for him makes him almost as stupid as he is poor.
October 4, 20223 yr 28 minutes ago, Cornpop said: I own a business, so no paystub We will also accept an S or Sub-S pass-thru return. County CAD assessment of any real estate. We are willing to work with you here at First CityWide Change Bank.
October 4, 20223 yr Author 12 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said: Only teenagers lift their trucks I have a level on my truck, not a lift. Try to keep up Edited October 4, 20223 yr by Cornpop
October 4, 20223 yr Author 29 minutes ago, aggie08 said: Cornpop not realizing exactly how this thread was going to go for him makes him almost as stupid as he is poor. Kinda like your football team
October 4, 20223 yr We will also accept an S or Sub-S pass-thru return. County CAD assessment of any real estate. We are willing to work with you here at First CityWide Change Bank.How does First City Wide make money doing this?
October 4, 20223 yr Author 2 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said: Same, probably have your white sunglasses on the dash too Those are your wife's but I'll get them back to her soon...or not
October 4, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, Born to Run said: 20 minutes ago, YGIFS said: We will also accept an S or Sub-S pass-thru return. County CAD assessment of any real estate. We are willing to work with you here at First CityWide Change Bank. How does First City Wide make money doing this? One word. Volume.
October 4, 20223 yr 49 minutes ago, Cornpop said: I own a business, so no paystub Proof of owners draw? haha
October 4, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, MissingInAction said: All this thread needs is a cornpup pay stub and some kind of wager. Bench press contest and then a used corvette. 59 minutes ago, Cornpop said: I own a business, so no paystub Etsy, huh? Congrats man!
October 4, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, Js1 said: What the fuck is going on in here? We have some loser crying about their stolen WB (because they stupidly picked up fast food and then ran an errand, knowing how bad it would be by the time they got home) Then we have a bunch of micropeen dorks posting their dinners with their guns next to the plate (wtf mental illness do you have?) Then this thread devolved into the WB Sucks thread that we have already in the food forum
October 4, 20223 yr 47 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said: Only teenagers lift their trucks How else do you suggest we compensate for certain shortcomings?
October 4, 20223 yr 6 minutes ago, aggie08 said: How else do you suggest we compensate for certain shortcomings? Carry a gun around and take pictures of it next to your sad dinner
October 4, 20223 yr 6 minutes ago, aggie08 said: How else do you suggest we compensate for certain shortcomings?
October 4, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, fattyflattie said: We have a "good" whataburger a few miles up the road, and a "bad" one closer. The good one is consistently good. As good as it was 2 decades ago, no. Still better than any other fast food burger, without a doubt. I don't know what the connection is but Whataburgers that have pellet ice>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ones that have hard-ass-half-assed-cube-ice.
October 4, 20223 yr Thread is TLDR.....does this mean we're not getting the jalapeno cheddar biscuit back?
October 4, 20223 yr 8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Thread is TLDR.....does this mean we're not getting the jalapeno cheddar biscuit back? It's one of our classic dog pile threads, which we haven't had in a while. Thanks @Cornpop
October 4, 20223 yr 18 hours ago, Cornpop said: Hey man I was gonna take it home for dinner. I'm in bachelor mode this week, Wife's out of town, so now this is my dinner Are those swishers in your doob tubes?
October 4, 20223 yr Author 8 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: It's one of our classic dog pile threads, which we haven't had in a while. Thanks @Cornpop Just like the aggies when they win a regional. Cool
October 4, 20223 yr There's a lot to unpack in that pic. I see cornpops reflection in the cup and it looks like he's wearing a sleeveless shirt. The highlighters or whatever next to the Wallet means he uses those for work probably. Maybe vape pens.. The wallet is well worn and thick, like my penis, which indicates he uses cash not plastic. So yea I'm going with landscaping or remodeling contractor in his mid to late 30s. Edited October 4, 20223 yr by MissingInAction
October 4, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Cornpop said: You should conduct a thorough investigation into the matter. Please post results I'm not waiting for no investigation. I hung my American flag upside down as soon as I read what happened to you
October 4, 20223 yr 8 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: There's a lot to unpack in that pic. I see cornpops reflection in the cup and it looks like he's wearing a sleeveless shirt. The highlighters or whatever next to the Wallet means he uses those for work probably. Maybe vape pens.. The wallet is well worn and thick, like my penis, which indicates he uses cash not plastic. So yea I'm going with landscaping or remodeling contractor in his mid to late 30s.
October 4, 20223 yr 22 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: It's one of our classic dog pile threads, which we haven't had in a while. Thanks @Cornpop
October 4, 20223 yr 10 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: There's a lot to unpack in that pic. I see cornpops reflection in the cup and it looks like he's wearing a sleeveless shirt. The wallet is well worn and thick, like my penis, which indicates he uses cash not plastic. Hmmm. Or maybe he cooks nekkid and is wearing a saddleback simple leather apron? I like cash. Cash is king. And I'm not a poors
October 4, 20223 yr 49 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said: There is 0% chance this business is NOT mowing/landscaping.
October 4, 20223 yr 3 minutes ago, strangulation! said: I was at a work convention being regaled by an attractive saleswoman and her team at the company event her company was hosting. Late into the night we were pretty hammered. Somehow the conversation leads to yard work for a divorced woman. She tells me that she has landscaping done in her yard. I say, "So, who trims your bushes?" She says, "They are in great need of trimming right now." Then she glances down at her nethers. Yea...
October 4, 20223 yr There's a lot to unpack in that pic. I see cornpops reflection in the cup and it looks like he's wearing a sleeveless shirt. The highlighters or whatever next to the Wallet means he uses those for work probably. Maybe vape pens.. The wallet is well worn and thick, like my penis, which indicates he uses cash not plastic. So yea I'm going with landscaping or remodeling contractor in his mid to late 30s. Those “highlighters” are tubes to keep your joints fresh.
October 4, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, TexPx said: Those “highlighters” are tubes to keep your joints fresh.
October 4, 20223 yr 38 minutes ago, TexPx said: Those “highlighters” are tubes to keep your joints fresh. Get off my lawn! Now we have my self pwn3d stupidity to add.
October 4, 20223 yr Get off my lawn! Now we have my self pwn3d stupidity to add.Although I’m very cool and smart I just googled the name on the side.
October 4, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, MissingInAction said: It's one of our classic dog pile threads, which we haven't had in a while. Thanks @Cornpop One of the few times that we can all unite.
October 4, 20223 yr 21 hours ago, Cornpop said: Forgot to lock my door and some fuckstick stole my bag of whataburger food out of my truck today while I was inside a store for about 5 minutes. Sad times we are living in. People are desperate But at least you still have your catalytic converter.
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