October 4, 20223 yr Did y’all hear about that huge earthquake in Oklahoma? It has caused $50M in improvements.
October 4, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said: because it sucks so hard. Yes sir. Edited October 4, 20223 yr by T-shirt Sip DP
October 4, 20223 yr Sooner and an Aggie are walking down a country road when they come across a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. Sooner says “Hey Aggie, what do you say we help that sheep out?” While swiveling his hips. Aggie says “yeah yeah yeah.” so the Sooner gets behind the sheep and proceeds to fuck it. “Ok Aggie, your turn” he says. So the Aggie walks up to the fence and sticks his head in to get it stuck. that’s the nicest I can be to a Sooner
October 4, 20223 yr Their grads make me want to flog myself in the genitals less than aggy's grads. I still want to, just not as much.
October 4, 20223 yr The state & everyone in it could vanish tomorrow and America would be just fine. I don’t even think it’s a top 30 state in GDP. So the disposability is nice I’d say.
October 4, 20223 yr 11 hours ago, Rimbo said: its panhandle actually looks like a pan handle It is like a finger pointing west…. the direction in which all the smart Okies went during the Dust Bowl.
October 4, 20223 yr 11 hours ago, Rimbo said: i mean, to be fair, most of the good in California is along a very thin line between the Sierras and the coast. There's a lot of wide open space and places that suck almost as much as Oklahoma Wide open spaces are bad?
October 4, 20223 yr If you sum up all the consumption of bag of dicks, by state, county, per capita, Oklahoma is still #1. They got that going for them, which is nice!
October 4, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, Mez2 said: If you need turquoise jewelry or bulk cigarettes, this is the place for you Think New Mexico might fight you on this.
October 4, 20223 yr "Reservation Dogs" is a great show on Hulu and takes place in Oklahoma. All I got.
October 4, 20223 yr They'll have legal weed before Texas, which is a damning indictment of this state.
October 4, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, Davis Lane said: I forgot about this. Could crack a skull like a walnut with those thighs, and I'm all about it
October 4, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, slorch said: Wide open spaces are bad? Not always. But some of the shit in East California makes West Texas look like a garden spot. 1 hour ago, Armybrat said: It is like a finger pointing west…. the direction in which all the smart Okies went during the Dust Bowl.
October 4, 20223 yr I drove across the border and dropped a big nasty shit in OK. Both states were better off because of it.
October 4, 20223 yr They are usually pretty good at football. They have won as many Big 12 championships as everyone else combined. That being said, I really hope we beat the fucking shit out of them.
October 4, 20223 yr If you're a fan of Art Deco architecture, Tulsa has some nice buildings. Of course, that can be cancelled out by the Oral Roberts campus freak show architecture. I dig the show Res Dogs, which quietly fêtes the fate of Indigenous youth living on the reservation. Finally, they have medical marijuana and also share a border with Colorado. That's all I've got.The only Frank Lloyd Wright designed “skyscraper” ever built is in Bartlesville.
October 4, 20223 yr Beaver's Bend used to be nice.Chickasaw National Recreational Area is very pretty. Turner Falls is kinda neat. Talimena Scenic Drive is a blast in the right vehicle.
October 4, 20223 yr Back in my college days I found that win or lose, OU girls were always receptive to being picked up by a Texas guy after the game, and they like to put out....which is nice.
October 4, 20223 yr the hawks make lazy circles in the sky ??? Po' Jud is daid ?? Edited October 4, 20223 yr by smwhorn
October 4, 20223 yr Fuck those mother fuckers and their special education institution they refer to as a “university.” Their houses are all on either wheels or blocks, their poplulation outnumbers their teeth, and their family trees have no branches. May they never win another game. Fuck them.
October 4, 20223 yr With QT, OnCue, Kum n Go, and Hutch’s, OK has a pretty strong convenience store game. Dollar goes a long way here and property taxes aren’t ballooning out of control.
October 4, 20223 yr Grandson is half okie but Texas born. Cutest kid ever. Thankfully, his dad is a Cowboy fan and not a Sooner.
October 4, 20223 yr 14 hours ago, Zeus said: They are kind enough to feed tornadoes their favorite food (run down trailers) Isn't Oklahoma's mascot a trailer? Wagon? Carriage? Big yikes. dang.. ok
October 4, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, slorch said: Wide open spaces are bad? I don't mind Wide Open Spaces, but I prefer Goodbye Earl.
October 4, 20223 yr 13 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said: With QT, OnCue, Kum n Go, and Hutch’s, OK has a pretty strong convenience store game. Dollar goes a long way here and property taxes aren’t ballooning out of control. Official motto for family reunions in OK.
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