Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

The cheapshot on their QB against TCU was some bullshit.

12 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

In my opinion they are the 4th best US state that shares a border with Texas.

I'd put it 5th, behind Colorado.  Colorado it close enough.

  • Author
2 hours ago, Dignan said:

I'd give my left...arm to have the success they have had the last 20 years. Other than that, ou sux.

You'd give your left arm for 0 national championships instead of the 1 that we have??

I hooked up with an OU student a few times. She basically taught me how to do butt stuff correctly. Super appreciate her contribution to my array of “moves”. She also didn’t give me a disease. 

5 hours ago, SamsCorner said:

I know a lot of Indians, they don’t particularly care for the term injun.

We’ll I don’t particularly care for them gifting me something only to take it back later, even if they do hand me stogies in silence outside of a store…

On 10/4/2022 at 10:59 AM, oSuJeff97 said:

Those fellers who went to school in Stillwater are some handsome devils.

 

Indeed. Curse those beautiful bastards!

Uncle Slayton's can be nice. But only when the cousins come down from Kansas.

Serious thought- When driving through, leaving. 

Standing to the side of a big flow of people exiting one of the tents at the fair a few years back. There's a couple of Sooner guys there beside me. Then a dude in A&M hat and shirt walks by. One of the Sooner guys turns to me and just starts railing on this dude. "Why the hell would he wear that shit here? Your team isn't playing. Just wear something else. God those people are so weird."

He wasn't wrong.

One thing you hear in most Oklahoma homes at bedtime, Bobby Lincoln, go on now, brush your tooth.

Their suckage is insurance against Texas slipping into the Gulf of Mexico. (SIAP; not really).

Edited by Wishbone

They grow more pot per capita than any state in the country, but have the sense not to waste it on their citizens by making it legal.

Pretty sure it’s legal now. There’s a mulch facility about an hour from me that ships tons of mulch to farms there

Edmund has the last Whataburger on my way home to South Dakota… or the first one coming back to Texas. 

They have OnCue Express gas stations which are the best gas stations I’ve ever been to since Buc-ee’s are not considered “gas stations”, but if Buc-ee’s were considered gas stations, OnCue is basically a the equivalent of a liquor store in Trenton, NJ.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk


Chickasaw National Recreational Area is very pretty. Turner Falls is kinda neat. Talimena Scenic Drive is a blast in the right vehicle.
Uhh..about that last part, you don't want to get in a battle of wits with unarmed okie traffic cops on a power trip[emoji85]
On 10/5/2022 at 10:55 AM, FirstTimeCaller said:

The cheapshot on their QB against TCU was some bullshit.

He should have started his slide  sooner. 

It’s not Ohio.

Uhh..about that last part, you don't want to get in a battle of wits with unarmed okie traffic cops on a power trip[emoji85]

Haul ass to the Arkansas side?

Was at the Queen Wlhelmina Lodge and the Ranger said they were having black bear issues and had caught several. Asked him what they did with them. He sad they just haul them over to the OK side and release them.

Beautiful women will settle for a middle class 6.

 

If I could retract this week's earlier statements, I'd go with...

Monday_mmmm... thinking about it..

Tuesday_Well....

Wednesday_Maybe.... well, no..

Thursday_How about...shit, that's not good...

Friday_Hang on, I'll got it.  Furk.

The onion rings at the BOK Center in Tulsa are amazing. That’s all I got.

On 10/5/2022 at 3:26 PM, Gucci_Suit said:

I hooked up with an OU student a few times. She basically taught me how to do butt stuff correctly. Super appreciate her contribution to my array of “moves”. She also didn’t give me a disease. 

Hope she was gentle on you. 

On 10/3/2022 at 9:45 PM, TexArcher said:

Your turn.  Say something nice about oklahoma.

I like you a lot less than I like them for making me thinking of something nice to say about them. 

That count?

  • Author
38 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

I like you a lot less than I like them for making me thinking of something nice to say about them. 

That count?

 

giphy (13).gif

Took all week to come up with it, but I finally have something nice to say. 

They were thoughtful enough to build a mc donald’s over the interstate. Which in turn entertains me as I cruise by, middle finger in the air, to the “horror” of the karen’s above. 

Fuck OU and fuck every single one of you who actually said something nice about Oklahoma. All of which were bullshit, by the way. 

On 10/5/2022 at 3:26 PM, Gucci_Suit said:

I hooked up with an OU student a few times. She basically taught me how to do butt stuff correctly. Super appreciate her contribution to my array of “moves”. She also didn’t give me a disease. 

Oklahoma created @NowThis.

Edited by Duval Street

18 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Pretty sure it’s legal now. There’s a mulch facility about an hour from me that ships tons of mulch to farms there

"Medicinal" only.  https://oklahomastatecannabis.org/laws

9 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

 

Swimming at Turner Falls.

YARN | And that's all I have to say about that. | Forrest Gump (1994) |  Video gifs by quotes | 44bb5320 | 紗

Username checks out

Oklahoma is never upwind of the entire state of Texas. That's a good thing. 

On 10/6/2022 at 9:35 AM, Alien Octopus said:

Their women provide shade in the Summer and warmth in the Winter.

And sexual experience for their brothers.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.