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I don’t know if a line has ever been delivered more perfectly than “That is a hell of a thing for you to say to me.”

Hard to believe Ike was such a badass in Avatar.

GOTDAMN PIMPS!  Y'all in it together.  Don't you ever try to manhandle a cowboy, cuz we'll cut your gotdamn pimp's heart out.

Edited by mulletpelini

Something, something... huckleberry.

He's down by the creek... Walking on water

Go ahead. Skin it. Skin that smokewagon and see what happens. 

I’m gettin tired of your gas, now jerk that pistol and go to work. I said throw down, boy. Well, are you gonna do somethin’ or just stand there n’ bleed?

Some dude: “Doc, why the hell are you doin this? You aughta be in bed.”

Doc: “Wyatt Earp is my friend.”

Some dude: “Hell, I got lots a friends.”

Doc: “I don’t.”

You're a daisy if you do!

Pure as the driven snow, I'm sure.

Why Ed does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it!

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There's no normal life, Wyatt.

It's just life.

Get on with it.



My dad uses that like a lot. Which is weird because my name isn’t Wyatt.

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