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Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

The worst part about this bullshit just say the fucking pick 

Is this your first draft? The NFL and ESPN require teams take the full 10 minutes to up the hype. 

how the fuck is this pick not automatic? for fucks sake carolina, get the fuck on with it

Yea the waiting sucks but it’s the norm now

Whens the first story of everyone this player ever loved is dead.  
 

when will we have single mom with 7 siblings 

 

parent killed in front of him as a teen

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

how the fuck is this pick not automatic? for fucks sake carolina, get the fuck on with it

Right?

Is this your first draft? The NFL and ESPN require teams take the full 10 minutes to up the hype. 

It doesn’t matter. After tonight the coverage lags behind the actual picks by quite a bit.
1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Suzy arms look like weathered leather.

Then, you're with me leather

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Bryce it is

 

that suit color is hideous 

1 minute ago, TotallyLegit said:

I'm not sure if suits need to have codpieces anymore, but maybe that's just me

I never knew I needed this until just now.

I'm kind of surprised with all of the talent that's rolled through Bama in the Saban era, that Young is the first Bama player drafter #1 overall

lol stroud

I'm so glad I avoided becoming a Texans fan

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Bruce young at 137 lbs 

Ok but how much does Bryce Young weigh? 

Just now, Burt Macklin said:

Ok but how much does Bryce Young weigh? 

Fuck iPhones 

Stroud. Suit looks like Monica lewenski’s dress with those splooge spots

I just assume all these suits are made as tight as fucking possible so a sneeze could shred it 

Those 2 runs they just showed from the Georgia game probably exceeded CJ’s run total from his career up to that point. 

7 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

I'm not sure if suits need to have codpieces anymore, but maybe that's just me

 

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1 minute ago, Brian Fantana said:

Nice knowing you, CJ Stroud's career

God's just battle testing him.

HOLY SHIT!! Will Anderson!

Edited by Ignatius

No analysts will say what they think. He’s dumb as a box of rocks. Another version of Zack Wilson.

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

lol stroud

I'm so glad I avoided becoming a Texans fan

I mean, they are the team who didn't take VY, but then again, VY was no Stroud. 

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That is a ballsy draft by Houston.  About fucking time.  I don't even care about the franchise, but at least they're going for it.

The Goodell bro hugs are so fake. 

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

That is a ballsy draft by Houston.  About fucking time.  I don't even care about the franchise, but at least they're going for it.

Doesn't matter. Those dumbasses will fuck it all up somehow. The team Houston deserves. 

Well fuck, no need for me to watch. I can just follow the surly live stream.

 

And CJ Stroud is

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Edited by Brothahorn

Haha Texans take a Quarterback who couldn't score well on a cognitive test because he was hungry and tired and didn't feel like taking the test. 

That's a good thing because as an NFL QB there's never times when you have to put in work when you're hungry, tired, and don't feel like it. Ask Kyler 

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