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Season Beatings - Violent Night Trailer - Santa fucks em up

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That could be terrible and I’m totally gonna watch it.

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I'm in.  I don't have high hopes but man it could be really good.

Die Hard (1&2) meets Bad Santa.  I'm in.  

Add in Lee Majors and this might as well be the opening movie from Scrooged.

Whoever wrote this was tired of hearing whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie so he made his own.

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22 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Ridiculous. Who the hell keeps 300 million in their personal vault?

 

 

Poor. Poor. We've got a poor over here.

3 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Ridiculous. Who the hell keeps 300 million in their personal vault?

Bitcoin fanatics

  • 1 month later...

This movie was great. Really sets the tone for the rest of the Christmas season.

On 10/6/2022 at 10:28 AM, Bateshorn said:

Add in Lee Majors and this might as well be the opening movie from Scrooged.

Look asshole, The Night the Reindeer Died is one of the finest Christmas TV specials ever made. 

Just got out of this movie. It is amazing. Loved Santa’s backstory on why he can kick ass. Go see this. It’s basically Die Hard but hilarious and hilariously violent. Makes Die Hard look like The Wiggles.

34 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Just got out of this movie. It is amazing. Loved Santa’s backstory on why he can kick ass. Go see this. It’s basically Die Hard but hilarious and hilariously violent. Makes Die Hard look like The Wiggles.

I was just on the phone with a friend and told him to go see this movie. I laughed all the way through it and the fight scenes were really cool. This is now on the shortlist of must-see Christmas movies every year. David Harbour did an awesome job as Santa.

And I agree about the backstory. That was a fantastic add-on to Santa’s past and why he is a killing machine.

Edited by UpperWestside

Fantastic!  I love David Harbour in just about anything.  I laughed at so many of the tropes being skewered.  Good music too.

Highly recommend.   Instant Christmas rewatch classic.  

 

Crowd was dying throughout the movie.  People are LOVING this kind of movie right now.  Flat out fun ass time.  Watching again this week

It is Die Hard meets Home Alone. Really fun movie and I also loved Santa's backstory.

The only thing I would've changed...

Spoiler

Mrs. Claus should've delivered Skull Crusher earlier so that he could've used it instead of the sledgehammer.  That 10 second scene felt a bit out of place where it was included. No, Mrs. Claus, he can't use it because you're a day late delivering it.

 

On 12/5/2022 at 7:56 PM, austingirl said:

It is Die Hard meets Home Alone...

...meets The Ref meets Bad Santa...meets Christmas Vacation with a straight up role for Ellen 😄 

literally an amalgam of every caustic inappropriate Christmas movie...with QT-level violence.

what an ingenious idea for a holiday movie! 😆 it was a hoot.

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Saw it with the wife for our anniversary date and it was fun as hell! Gruesome, wholesome, cheesy, will definitely watch again next year.

'Twas excellent

This was fantastic.  As good as it could be IMO.  There was nothing about it I did not like.  Well, I take that back I don't like John Leguizamo and he's featured about as often as Santa.  Wife normally does not finish movies like this with over the top violence but she liked this one.

On 12/13/2022 at 8:44 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

I assume it’ll be in theaters only through Christmas? 

We watched it on Vudu. $20.00. 

Whoever compared this to Die Hard needs to punch themself in the face. 55 minutes in and I haven’t laughed one goddamned time.

I paid $25 for this piece of shit. Fat Man is much better. 

 

Call me weird but I fucking loved this movie .  Home Alone with Die Hard.  

On 12/24/2022 at 1:42 AM, billfromlaketravis said:

Whoever compared this to Die Hard needs to punch themself in the face. 55 minutes in and I haven’t laughed one goddamned time.

I paid $25 for this piece of shit. Fat Man is much better. 

 

Thank you. 

On 12/24/2022 at 1:42 AM, billfromlaketravis said:

55 minutes in and I haven’t laughed one goddamned time.

You need to punch yourself in the face several times.

That the cast chose to be in it, gives it a chance with me. Good leads. They didn't have to do it.

That I sorta think Santa as an icon should not be fucked with in commercials, movies, or TV lowers its chances with me.

That Santa has to look back for the explosion is cathartic after the worn out shot of someone walking away from something spectacular and not looking book suggests some fun. 

This board is torn. So am I. Maybe I'll give it a shot when it's free.

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Streaming free on Peacock now so my daughter and watched it tonight.  I hate Christmas, so I can get behind a movie with a drunk Santa that vomits and pisses off of his sleigh, and them fucks people’s shit up with skullcrusher.  We really enjoyed it.  It’s my new favorite Christmas movie.  I’m going to watch this and Fatman every year.

Great cast. I too hate Leguezamochoad, so his ending was very enjoyable. 

Great Christmas flick I'll watch with my other childless friends every Xmas till I die.

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I truly hope they have a follow up about his past, much fodder for gore, cheese, and back to Christmas cheer when we learn how and why he became Santa.

  • 9 months later...

About that time again for the 2nd annual viewing of this instant Christmas classic! Santa really brings the holiday cheer with this one and what better way to get in the spirit of the season than watching this beauty of a movie.

I’ll put the odds of Viking Santa at -1000 of a first round knockout using Skullcrusher vs this knife-wielding maniac.

10 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

I’ll put the odds of Viking Santa at -1000 of a first round knockout using Skullcrusher vs this knife-wielding maniac.

"It's a Wonderfully Violent Night"

Is this movie something you can watch with older in laws?  They don’t mind violence or light vulgarity.  But too

much ???

6 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Is this movie something you can watch with older in laws?  They don’t mind violence or light vulgarity.  But too

much ???

Unless your in-laws are Puritanicals they should be okay. Seeing Beverly D’angelo in this was awesome since she is now in my first and second favorite Christmas movies. 

  • 2 years later...

It’s about time to crank this one up. 2nd favorite Christmas movie. Going to try to sit down and watch it this weekend once I settle into my new apartment.

Love this movie. "Is this really Santa?" "I already know you're stupid, don't be stupid outloud".

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