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What would you rather do? 12 members have voted

  1. 1. ???

    • Attend a Kenny Chesney concert with Kid Rock
      5
    • Attend a Kid Rock concert with Kenny Chesney
      5
    • Oh no bucko, there is no choice 3. Don't vote here, matter of fact a vote here means you will do both 1 and 2
      2

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See poll.  By "attend" I mean you have to hang out with them pre and post concert, could include sharing a meal, shooting the shit, etc.  You can't just say "I'll pick B because Kid Rock will be so drunk I"ll ditch him."

All these rules.  Do you have to recreate the sex scene between Tom Cruise and Kelly McGillis in Top Gun with the one you choose? 

 

This sounds worse than watching OU play Baylor.  How many bullets are in the gun again?

50 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

See poll.  By "attend" I mean you have to hang out with them pre and post concert, could include sharing a meal, shooting the shit, etc.  You can't just say "I'll pick B because Kid Rock will be so drunk I"ll ditch him."

Make sure and compliment Kid Rock on his Slim Shady album and how you still know all of the lyrics to Lose Yourself.

Compliment Kenny Chesney on his hits Dirt Road Anthem and Old Town Road and mention that you thought he was black.  

When they correct you, make this facial expression:

cheryl-cole-okay.gif

 

Edited by atomheartbevo

Damn.  

I went with A, but it was closer than I would have thought.  

Hanging out with Chesney would suck it seems like.  At least Kid Rock would want to party and shit.  Also the chicks at a Chesney concert have got to be hotter overall than the busted up chicks that go to a Kid Rock concert.  

I would rather listen to Kid Rock music than Chesney though, but fuck it I would just deal with it and then probably end up singing along to How Forever Feels anyway like a douchebag 

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1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Damn.  

I went with A, but it was closer than I would have thought.  

Hanging out with Chesney would suck it seems like.  At least Kid Rock would want to party and shit.  Also the chicks at a Chesney concert have got to be hotter overall than the busted up chicks that go to a Kid Rock concert.  

I would rather listen to Kid Rock music than Chesney though, but fuck it I would just deal with it and then probably end up singing along to How Forever Feels anyway like a douchebag 

Kenny is a douche but he had quite a few decent hits.  Hate to admit it.

I went with B under the idea that my overall purpose was to get laid. Because the chicks may be a bit busted at the Kid Rock show, but at least I won't have to compete with Kenny to land any of them juggalos. 

I hate country music but with Kenny, you'll be hanging out in St John USVI versus with Kid Rock, you'll be hanging out in a double wide in Alabama.

 

9 hours ago, Scraps said:

Damn.  

I went with A, but it was closer than I would have thought.  

Hanging out with Chesney would suck it seems like.  At least Kid Rock would want to party and shit.  Also the chicks at a Chesney concert have got to be hotter overall than the busted up chicks that go to a Kid Rock concert.  

I would rather listen to Kid Rock music than Chesney though, but fuck it I would just deal with it and then probably end up singing along to How Forever Feels anyway like a douchebag 

I'd fuck a juggalo before I'd fuck a kid rock skank.

10 hours ago, hullabelew said:

Which ever one lets me hang out with Harmoni Kelley.

Or the surfer chick from “Anything but Mine”. Law School Me had a huge crush on her. 

I don’t know anything about Kenny Chesney so I chose to hang out with Kenny Chesney. Is it known that he is a douchebag or is it just l… maybe you’d assume the nickel back guy is a douchebag because his music sucks but it’s possible he’s cool.

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

How much am I getting paid to do this?

Not enough

Played hoops with kid rock. Met Kenny Cheney when ex bro Inlaw was on tour as uncle Kracker’s tour manager. Both good people regardless of politics and music CSB

Edited by Bogeywon

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50 minutes ago, Bogeywon said:

Played hoops with kid rock. Met Kenny Cheney when ex bro Inlaw was on tour as uncle Kracker’s tour manager. Both good people regardless of politics and music CSB

Was Kenny wearing a sleeveless shirt?  Kid rock the wife beater

I couldn't sit through a Kenny Chesney concert. Especially not with another dude. Kid Rock actually has a song I like and some others that would be fun live.

Like was mentioned, though - probably better looking women at a Kenny Chesney show. I don't particularly want to hang out with either of them, or listen to 15 awful Kid Rock songs. 

(Also this is a fantastic would you rather)

Edited by ztejas

Possibly inspired by this thread, my older kid and I are going to start a country/hip hop crossover called Kanye Twitty.

 

/edit.  Dammit!  I just googled it, and some smart bastage already did it.

Edited by dcbc

I think the musical library and vibe of KC slightly outweighs that of Kid Rock for me. However, if the after party involves being invited to their jet I may lean Kid Rock. 43feb651b08f39d0b4e7eb44d3f00d3b.jpg

Am I allowed to wear an explosive vest no matter which one I choose?

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