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Lol. Nerds. You would have had to drag our golf team off the course.

Several Holes in one were recorded on South Austin's Mom.

"Shot a 156 today. Round took eight hours."

Know what he did wrong?  He was night-putting.  Just putting.  At night.  With a pre-dental hygienist.  

46 minutes ago, F250 said:

 

 

Rudy tweeted 2 hour later that the coach's car was still in the Avery Ranch parking lot.

Did they just send out the Monday lunch shift? WTF?

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Boys, we learned a valuable lesson today....That's what strippers look like when you're sober in the daylight. 

Coach probably panicked and sent the kids home before the strippers started recognizing player's dads. 

Is this what they do to blow off steam between med school classes?

27 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Man, the yellow rose has gone downhill.

Rest in peace, Don King.

27 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Man, the yellow rose has gone downhill.

they've all gone downhill.

thanks a lot "man, i like em thick" dudes. now all the strippers are a bunch of fatasses. 

Just now, hayden_horn said:

they've all gone downhill.

thanks a lot "man, i like em thick" dudes. now all the strippers are a bunch of fatasses. 

This.  And promo girl level for a titty bar, which is what you get at these kinds of events, is several levels below that.

31 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Man, the yellow rose has gone downhill.

 

Just now, SizzleChest said:

This.  And promo girl level for a titty bar, which is what you get at these kinds of events, is several levels below that.

So, is this MORE of a sign that the world is going downhill than, say, getting Whataburger stolen out of your truck?

Just now, Brisketexan said:

 

So, is this MORE of a sign that the world is going downhill than, say, getting Whataburger stolen out of your truck?

one precedes the other. they got fat somehow.

it's the dismal tide.

15 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

they've all gone downhill.

thanks a lot "man, i like em thick" dudes. now all the strippers are a bunch of fatasses. 

The really hot ones have figured out they can make a shit ton more money doing OF from their own apartment and don't have to sit on the laps of drunken creeps and hard sell them on $20 lap dances. 

4 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I sure as shit ain’t accepting a free Bloody Mary from one of those gals.

Well, hold on now. It's gonna take a lot more than that for me to turn down free alcohol. 

23 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

The really hot ones have figured out they can make a shit ton more money doing OF from their own apartment and don't have to sit on the laps of drunken creeps and hard sell them on $20 lap dances. 

I was genuinely wondering if that has had a real impact, with the hypothesis of "how could it not?"

F'ing kids today. We would have at least drank a 12 pack before complaining about the nasty ho's.

I played in a stripper golf tournament once way back in the day. Well really more of a hooker golf tournament. They had “stations” set up in between each green and the next tee box. The girls had someone sort of activity they would do for you as you walked by for a tip. One had a girl who would lay you on the ground and take a lollipop out of your mouth with her pussy. Another had two girls would would do an all fours back to back double dildo thing. We were there with a construction contractor. He paid for every station. Interesting day.

Later in the day after the drinking took hold, bjs in the middle of the fairway were not uncommon.

On 10/7/2022 at 1:24 PM, Pescado_Rojo said:

The really hot ones have figured out they can make a shit ton more money doing OF from their own apartment and don't have to sit on the laps of drunken creeps and hard sell them on $20 lap dances. 

hey now, i wasn't that creepy...

I'm sure the high school boys have PTSD and cry themselves to sleep nightly after this abomination.  I'm sure of it.

I get your tone, but go back and check out those broads again. Even kids on the golf team are pulling nicer tail than that. Maybe morbid curiosity like a pig party?

On 10/7/2022 at 9:28 AM, Pescado_Rojo said:

Boys, we learned a valuable lesson today....That's what strippers look like when you're sober in the daylight. 

Yeah. They are one ex-husband away from being the mom screaming at the school board meeting.

On 10/7/2022 at 1:10 PM, Brisketexan said:

 

So, is this MORE of a sign that the world is going downhill than, say, getting Whataburger stolen out of your truck?

How do you think the curvy girls got curvy?  

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