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I had some plums in my icebox that I was saving for breakfast.

 They looked sweet and delicious and cold.

Some asshole ate them.

32 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

I had some plums in my icebox that I was saving for breakfast.

 They looked sweet and delicious and cold.

Some asshole ate them.

Shouldn't have been crowdin' it with that sixer of Heini' 

32 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

That fuckin' Jack Horner.  Little bastard never learns.

Guess OP will just have to eat some curds and whey.

Did they bring you the ice for your icebox in a wagon? 

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34 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Did they bring you the ice for your icebox in a wagon? 

In a Clipper, packed in sawdust.

I suspect the thief is some fruity kind of guy with long hair.

 

Maybe even a poet.

19 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

icebox?

 

 

My MIL posts here apparently.  I give her shit every time she says this.  "Were you born in the 1800s?"

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Fuck I was hoping someone would get the William Carlos Williams reference but I’m a booknerd.

 

I deserve any opprobrium sent my way.

3 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

Fuck I was hoping someone would get the William Carlos Williams reference but I’m a booknerd.

 

I deserve any opprobrium sent my way.

This is just to say . . . I'm a bit ashamed I didn't pick up on that.

 

EDIT: Stupid autocorrect.

Edited by Samson's Wig

On 10/6/2022 at 1:47 PM, mdmost said:

Did they bring you the ice for your icebox in a wagon? 

 

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