October 6, 20223 yr I had some plums in my icebox that I was saving for breakfast. They looked sweet and delicious and cold. Some asshole ate them.
October 6, 20223 yr Lock your icebox the next time you go inside a Family Dollar for some batteries, duh.
October 6, 20223 yr 32 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said: I had some plums in my icebox that I was saving for breakfast. They looked sweet and delicious and cold. Some asshole ate them. Shouldn't have been crowdin' it with that sixer of Heini'
October 6, 20223 yr 32 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said: That fuckin' Jack Horner. Little bastard never learns. Guess OP will just have to eat some curds and whey.
October 6, 20223 yr Author 34 minutes ago, mdmost said: Did they bring you the ice for your icebox in a wagon? In a Clipper, packed in sawdust. I suspect the thief is some fruity kind of guy with long hair. Maybe even a poet.
October 7, 20223 yr Wasn't me. I'd never even touch another guy's plums, let alone put them in my mouth.
October 7, 20223 yr 19 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said: icebox? My MIL posts here apparently. I give her shit every time she says this. "Were you born in the 1800s?"
October 7, 20223 yr Author Fuck I was hoping someone would get the William Carlos Williams reference but I’m a booknerd. I deserve any opprobrium sent my way.
October 7, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, Hefeweizen said: Fuck I was hoping someone would get the William Carlos Williams reference but I’m a booknerd. I deserve any opprobrium sent my way. This is just to say . . . I'm a bit ashamed I didn't pick up on that. EDIT: Stupid autocorrect. Edited October 7, 20223 yr by Samson's Wig
October 7, 20223 yr On 10/6/2022 at 1:47 PM, mdmost said: Did they bring you the ice for your icebox in a wagon?
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