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              Poor Mets...  

 

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10 hours ago, Scraps said:

Home squads all moving on

#Don'tquoteme

Aged well this post did...

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Aged well this post did...

You're a little early with that.

Told y'all they should have started DeGrom. 

58 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

LOL at Profar 3 run jimmy jacking Mad Max

Profar is fucking good.  He just needed to get that Ranger stank off him to show out.

I keed... well about the first part.

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Darvish showed up, that's for sure.  101 pitches 72(?) strikes.  7 IP, 1 R.

 

he pitched a damn gem 

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No pitch tipping at all

scherzer was signed to a big contract to show up in playoff games. epic fail on him tonight 

Aged well this post did...
Long way to go dum dum
5 minutes ago, Scraps said:
1 hour ago, Pimphand said:
Aged well this post did...

Long way to go dum dum

75% of the road teams only need to take 1 of 2 dum dum

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

scherzer was signed to a big contract to show up in playoff games. epic fail on him tonight 

Fuck that blue / brown eyed mother fucker.

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🎵  Meet the mets, greet the mets.  Step right up and beat the mets. 🎵

13 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

75% of the road teams only need to take 1 of 2 dum dum

so that's like an uhhhhh 37.5% chance?  or something?  done fucking deal.

10 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

so that's like an uhhhhh 37.5% chance?  or something?  done fucking deal.

You are bad at math the aforementioned road teams only need go 1-5

Lulz at all the posters on here that thought the Mets were the scariest playoff team because of their pitching. They’re the Mets. They will always suck. 

1 hour ago, BigOrange1 said:

lmfao @ the mets.  what a joke of an organization.

I almost went to the game tonight. The LOLMets showed up and showed out. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

kind of baseball ....

 

Once a week when he’s not on the road Seinfeld comes into eat breakfast where I serve at. It’s always with Colin Quinn, who is a really cool guy. They sit there and eat and drink coffee and tell stories for 2 or 3 hours before Seinfeld gets on his bicycle and heads out. 

1 hour ago, UpperWestside said:

I almost went to the game tonight. The LOLMets showed up and showed out. 

 

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

75% of the road teams only need to take 1 of 2 dum dum

 

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

You are bad at math the aforementioned road teams only need go 1-5

(0.75) * (0.50) * 100 = 37.5%

You forgot about that 25% that needs to win 2 of 2 dumbass.

4 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

 

(0.75) * (0.50) * 100 = 37.5%

You forgot about that 25% that needs to win 2 of 2 dumbass.

No dumbass he said all the home teams were going to advance so only one road team needs to advance not all of them. Lord go proceed to the morons table and collect your prize you earned it.

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Hahaha fuck Scherzer

 

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Been staring at this for 37hrs and rubbed it out 14 times and still not sure if real or not.  I mean, it's not beyond NYers taking a sex doll out in public. 

Here is Fudge Nuggets winning the $100 best burnout prize

 

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These teams have scored as much as OU

As a lifelong Cleveland fan, I have a lot of anxiety around playoff games in extra innings...

1 hour ago, cabowabo said:

These teams suck ass.

Do they suck or did they fuck with the balls again?

43 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Sick fucking play by the Cle corners. 

First baseman has been damn solid. 

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Nerd alert:  No Way Home occurs post-blip, so this prediction is likely for the 2024 or 2025 MLB season. 

Oh, and Fuck ESPN.   Their chyron says, “Padres look to close out Mets” & “Mariners look to close out Jays”, but “Cardinals look to bounce back.”

12 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Oh, and Fuck ESPN.   Their chyron says, “Padres look to close out Mets” & “Mariners look to close out Jays”, but “Cardinals look to bounce back.”

 

cardinal fans : do I wear my red cap today or my other red cap today 

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