Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Russian propaganda film on why not to emigrate to the US.

Featured Replies

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

All the alleged Americans were way too polite on the plane.

They're not flying Spirit, pal. 

This reminds me of the "TACO TRUCK ON EVERY CORNER" bullshit from 2016.

Like, okay? What's the bad part? 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

This reminds me of the "TACO TRUCK ON EVERY CORNER" bullshit from 2016.

Like, okay? What's the bad part? 

If they're Mexican cash-only taco trucks, no problem at all.

If they are hipster taco trucks who can't take your order unless you put your phone number in their data base so they can text you to pick it up, well fuckin fuck that shit.

Just now, RDCanecutter said:

If they're Mexican cash-only taco trucks, no problem at all.

If they are hipster taco trucks who can't take your order unless you put your phone number in their data base so they can text you to pick it up, well fuckin fuck that shit.

Well it was said by a Trump consultant, so you know which kind it was.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Well it was said by a Trump consultant, so you know which kind it was.

A cartel taco truck serving Ortega shells filled with ground beef, because when you're a Trump guy that's what a taco is.

  • Author
10 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

A cartel taco truck serving Ortega shells filled with ground beef, because when you're a Trump guy that's what a taco is.

mr-bean-life-is-a-lie.gif

The funny thing is that they just had to show a real view of the hassle that is air transportation in the U.S. Wouldn't have been a lie and would have been light years scarier than this shit.

18 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

A cartel taco truck serving Ortega shells filled with ground beef,

Yeah, man, I love a great authentic Mexican street taco.

 

Quote

because when you're a Trump guy that's what a taco is.

Shit.

Tacos are >$2 in the states these days. It's bullshit.

 

 

1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Tacos are >$2 in the states these days. It's bullshit.

 

 

It's the fuckin hipsters and their Instagrams and wavin the phone around to magically Venmo everything while wearing their damn beanie hats and it ain't even cold their hair's just greazy.

  • Author
7 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

It's the fuckin hipsters and their Instagrams and wavin the phone around to magically Venmo everything while wearing their damn beanie hats and it ain't even cold their hair's just greazy.

That's reason enough for Russians not to move here.

11 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

It's the fuckin hipsters and their Instagrams and wavin the phone around to magically Venmo everything while wearing their damn beanie hats and it ain't even cold their hair's just greazy.

That's why you have to find the places that give you ojo when you walk in for not being straight off the job site. They're still too expensive though, abuelita-in-law let me have it last week for buying tamales from a dude in a van when I was leaving the panaderia. Not because they're unsanitary or something, but rather because I spent $15 on a dozen of them. 

That video is hilarious. Like mentioned upthread, reality would be much more persuasive than the video. 

Suggestions for Goebbells propaganda video v2:

$100 charge for each checked bag. Airline offers a credit card application to pay for it at 20% annual interest rate.

Strip search at TSA checkpoint

Flight delayed by 6 hours.

Boarding is a full-on hockey style body check experience.

Flight Attendant announcement- welcome to American Airlines - there is no meal service on this 12 hour flight. You can however purchase a bag of peanuts for $25. 

Kid behind you screams and kicks your seat. Turn around to ask parent to control the kid, and Karen unloads on you. Everyone pulls out their phone to record you. Mayhem ensues. Fight breaks out. You’re dragged off plane.

Fin.

Although it probably beats the alternative flight experience in Russia where the Aeroflot plane’s wing falls off during the taxiing to the runway.

My whitest opinion is that crunchy tacos are better than soft tacos unless the tortillas are homemade with lard.

35 minutes ago, GenXer said:

That video is hilarious. Like mentioned upthread, reality would be much more persuasive than the video. 

Suggestions for Goebbells propaganda video v2:

$100 charge for each checked bag. Airline offers a credit card application to pay for it at 20% annual interest rate.

Strip search at TSA checkpoint

Flight delayed by 6 hours.

Boarding is a full-on hockey style body check experience.

Flight Attendant announcement- welcome to American Airlines - there is no meal service on this 12 hour flight. You can however purchase a bag of peanuts for $25. 

Kid behind you screams and kicks your seat. Turn around to ask parent to control the kid, and Karen unloads on you. Everyone pulls out their phone to record you. Mayhem ensues. Fight breaks out. You’re dragged off plane.

Fin.

Although it probably beats the alternative flight experience in Russia where the Aeroflot plane’s wing falls off during the taxiing to the runway.

 

You forgot the part where christians stand up and start singing jesus songs

 

You know that shit don't fly in Russia.

5 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

You forgot the part where christians stand up and start singing jesus songs

 

You know that shit don't fly in Russia.

The Brady Bunch Play GIF - The Brady Bunch Play Music - Discover & Share  GIFs

they literally have 100's of youtube videos of crazy people on planes acting like asses

They just took this from a CPAC convention and dubbed it in Russian, right?

the right is getting better at comedy and is making the left nervous. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2wm.gif

I’m pretty sure Bose is responsible for me never losing my shit on a flight. TeamNoiseCancelingHeadphones.

1 hour ago, GenXer said:

Although it probably beats the alternative flight experience in Russia where the Aeroflot plane’s wing falls off during the taxiing to the runway.

Or they fly to the nearest Russian Air Force base and mobilize all the men on board.

Hell, they didn't even get to how we make coffee from snow, live in tents, eat all our birds and do heroin all day.  Weak effort. 

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

You forgot the part where christians stand up and start singing jesus songs

 

You know that shit don't fly in Russia.

holy shit i would be under the jail for multiple murder if this goes down on any plane i'm on, i don't fucking care if it's swa to dal. 

the bald guy is all of us. 

3 hours ago, trauma babe said:

My whitest opinion is that crunchy tacos are better than soft tacos unless the tortillas are homemade with lard.

They got crunchy tacos way down in Mexico, thing is they're small and flat and they call them sopitos and such, they are salty and they give them to you in mariachi joints so you hang out and buy more beer.

3 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

You forgot the part where christians stand up and start singing jesus songs

 

 


Animal House GIF

5 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

They're not flying Spirit, pal. 

 

4 hours ago, trauma babe said:

My whitest opinion is that crunchy tacos are better than soft tacos unless the tortillas are homemade with lard.

I like crunchy tacos.  I like puffy tacos best.

Phrasing intentional.

Edited by Fudge Nuggets

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

They got crunchy tacos way down in Mexico, thing is they're small and flat and they call them sopitos and such, they are salty and they give them to you in mariachi joints so you hang out and buy more beer.

I like beer.

We should make one of these videos to teach Californians why they shouldn't move to Austin and it should be full of every lie we can think of.

19 hours ago, Js1 said:

This reminds me of the "TACO TRUCK ON EVERY CORNER" bullshit from 2016.

Like, okay? What's the bad part? 

Promises made. Promises broken. 

16 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

holy shit i would be under the jail for multiple murder if this goes down on any plane i'm on, i don't fucking care if it's swa to dal. 

the bald guy is all of us. 

100% this.

Well not 100%.  You wouldn't be under the jail, no way they could find 12 to convict you.  If I'm the foreman: "Completely justified and thank you for your service."

Dear Russians

Don't fall for it. Nobody gives a shit about anybody in this country, including you.

Come fuck around and find out like everybody else.

 

put it in DT, maybe some of them will move, move back, etc

 

the idea of russians being a culture that respects the line is funny

18 hours ago, mchookem said:

the right is getting better at comedy and is making the left nervous. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2wm.gif

Political humor requires that you have self awareness and the ability to make fun of oneself. It's why right wingers are so fucking cringefully bad at it and look like aggy in their attempts.

Edited by Pam Cummings

14 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I like beer.

 

B65D8726-5A2C-4CEB-A98A-7620A2A7E812.gif

My whitest opinion is that crunchy tacos are better than soft tacos unless the tortillas are homemade with lard.
.d70572c44a88c1c311c2a121ce1317fa.gif

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.