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Edit, beaten by seconds.

 

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    Soooo walking out we headed south to get out of stadium that way since mostly empty.  Ended up behind a bunch of Sooner football parents.  I shout, “hey all ya’lls boys need to go ahead and hit the po

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1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

 

fucking hillarious

I would love that. He's a good, tall lefty pitcher so fingers crossed. He actually wants to go to West Point so we shall see what happens. But ultimately what counts is that the Horns shitpumped OU and sent them back to their inbred, cesspool of a methlab state in tear soaked misery.
/Hat tip
5 hours ago, SDG said:

Full disclosure: I bet Texas ML, -8, & have them in a parlay.

Still in the money.,  

4 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Meanwhile, Bevo napped.

11 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

Too soon.

I was helping my Dad with our '74 gold Ford LTD station wagon (family truckster) that had overheated in Bailey's Prairie on the way to West Columbia, Texas. With that playing on the radio, the car couldn't handle it. Insult to injury.

Watching the game later, piggy D acted as if they knew what every play was before each snap.

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This was my wife’s reaction. Divorce?

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3 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

 

 

Well I mean Whittington did hold his guy on the outside of the shoulder pads but OU has been doing it for decades and shitty modern refs don't call it. So good block. 

59 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

I literally lol’d at this play call

 

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Told them not to pass.

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It was so bad that Texas had 4 true freshmen and 1 RS Freshmen (Parr) playing OL in the 4Q with a true Freshman RB (Blue) carrying the ball in the 4Q

Still laughing over the fact that we shut them out.

How OU embarrassing 

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50 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Just like their fans.

 

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23 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

So, was beating Oklahoma University enough to get us into the top 25 rankings?
I don't know anymore.

 

I think any of the voters that actually pay attention will have us ranked.  Ifs and buts, but realistically we are an injury away from being 6-0 with a win over Alabama on that resume.

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Still laughing over the fact that we shut them out.

How OU embarrassing 

Their faces are OU RED as my Dad says.  Lulz.

16 minutes ago, taybo20 said:


 

Still can’t connect on the long balls…too soon?

Not gonna lie, my non-corching ability was gonna say we had 100-1 good UT vs bad OU plays.

Showe me  5 -1 good plays to bad vs UT.

Just now, Bamboozled73 said:

Still can’t connect on the long balls…too soon?

Nah, rigged Midway rims/basketballs.

Those carnival games are always rigged.  Lulz.

26 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

So, was beating Oklahoma University enough to get us into the top 25 rankings?
I don't know anymore.

 

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5 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

Still can’t connect on the long balls…too soon?

Shoots about as well as anybody on our basketball team....

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3 hours ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

WTF! Anyone else have abc freeze up. Fucking abc in Palm Springs is only station frozen.

Froze here in Nac probably a dozen times or more. 

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Whittington marched all over the damn field with that flag. Almost endzone to endzone before finally planting it at the 50. Dude was feelin it. I fuckin love it [emoji1598]

Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

Froze here in Nac probably a dozen times or more. 

Froze here in Round Rock a couple times at the beginning of the 2nd half.... at&t Uverse.

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

It's probably gonna happen, so wear no underwear on the couch and let your dick get as hard as it can until you need an Ambulance 

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1 minute ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

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Serves Mobilehoma right for running up and snapping to keep that 1st Quarter fumble from being reviewed.

Also, beautiful mane on the brunette on the foreground left of the smartphone-- is she a butterface tho?  Lulz.

The myopic angry calls have started on the Mobilehoma postgame call-in!

Listen and laugh!!

https://www.iheart.com/live/7060

 

Was working so didn't get to watch the game but followed the ass kicking on my phone.

Congratulations.

@Spider2YBanana : I think you're going to be able to collect soon.

18 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

NSIAP 

 

 

 

23 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

Still can’t connect on the long balls…too soon?

Why's he jumping? Why's he jumping forward? Why's he turning his body?

Ugh

1 hour ago, Oakbrook said:

Will he make it back on the bus?  3 straight conference blowout losses.

Winning is hard.

8 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Serves Mobilehoma right for running up and snapping to keep that 1st Quarter fumble from being reviewed.

Also, beautiful mane on the brunette on the foreground left of the smartphone-- is she a butterface tho?  Lulz.

The myopic angry calls have started on the Mobilehoma postgame call-in!

Listen and laugh!!

https://www.iheart.com/live/7060

 

Correction: Those PUSSIES aren't going to take calls when they get Nuked. They took just 1 designated call, and that seems to be it.

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Soooo walking out we headed south to get out of stadium that way since mostly empty.  Ended up behind a bunch of Sooner football parents.  I shout, “hey all ya’lls boys need to go ahead and hit the portal tonight, at least when Mack was getting his ass kicked he had the decency to score some points.”   I say some variation of this loudly at several points.  Now most of these parents are jersey wearing trash and smartly ignored me, but this one Highland Park  looking mom bitch in red stops and turns around and says, “Why don’t you have a little class?” “Class?  Class? This is Texas/OU baby and you’re OU, what you know about class?”  Her husband walked off without her.

Was it juvenile?  

Yes

Did I enjoy it?

Also yes.

 

Also after kick off....not ONE fucking "Boomer Sooner" chant In the stadium

 

This day fucked.

4 minutes ago, quigley said:

Was working so didn't get to watch the game but followed the ass kicking on my phone.

Congratulations.

@Spider2YBanana : I think you're going to be able to collect soon.

Finally some respect 

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Just got back. I have never had a Texas OU game where I had absolutely zero stress. They are so bad and it's almost like they weren't trying outside of the option play. It was like playing Rice or New Mexico State. I'm just happy after the past 3 losses including two that were ones we screwed around and gave away that we totally dominated them after the 2nd drive. Just a proper destruction. I finally got the blowout I have always wanted in this rivalry. 

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27 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Nah, rigged Midway rims/basketballs.

Those carnival games are always rigged.  Lulz.

Look at his shot. It's not the rims.

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Didn’t have to listen to boomer sooner over and over or the ou chant. Was a glorious day. Everyone buy tickets next year, we’re about to run a 4-5 year ass whipping of ou. Bookmark this post.

1 hour ago, Bamboozled73 said:

We are on the Trifecta+ watch the second week in a row.  Texas win, OU loss, and an A&M loss, plus an Arkansas loss. 

Add ND losing and it is a perfect day of football!

35 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

It was so bad that Texas had 4 true freshmen and 1 RS Freshmen (Parr) playing OL in the 4Q with a true Freshman RB (Blue) carrying the ball in the 4Q

I like the new redshirt rule. Nice to get the freshmen some time against cupcakes.

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2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

 

Ok, at least that made me smile.  Lol

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