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6 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Talent wise bijan just so insane. Best player since vince?

I love Bijan but Ewers is the best player since Vince.

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2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Congrats assholes.  This was a long time coming.  Enjoy 

Fuck that reviser psychology bullshit we all saw last year. 




How many of you here noticed that Gunnar Helm caught 2 passes in that first half?


I did. Also saw he goes down at first contact. Needs to work on keeping his balance and getting YAC.
This fool bet his mortgage 

What’s the mortgage on a used trailer?
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13 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

I got yall

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Don’t know what page we’re on but this needs to be on it.

7 minutes ago, Aslan24 said:

I think the main difference between this year and last year can be summed up with this one statistic:

In 2021 Texas had four scoring drives in the first half. They were drives of 1, 2, 3, and 6 plays.

Texas' first scoring drive in 2022 was 12 plays.

Last year, Texas was able to take advantage of a few OU mistakes to jump out to a lead. This year, Texas is just the better team. They are doing anything and everything they want on offense without having to be cute.

I think the main difference is that we now have Quinn

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Congrats assholes.  This was a long time coming.  Enjoy 

Ohhhhhh no, you asshole. You must think I forgot last year's game. Read my MRI, no cortical degeneration in this Longhorn.

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

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That's what blowing and going will do for you.

7 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

OU looks bad…….really bad.  I guess Venables will get a pass with the exodus of talent after Lincoln Riley went Grapes of Wrath, but that fan base’s patience is going to be razor thin especially with the SEC looming.  You almost feel sorry for them……… almost.

No I don't.  Not even a little.

Havent been reading this thread. Where’s all the posters that only post when things are going not so well?? 

8 minutes ago, Dignan said:

I'm gonna start crying like that ou idiot. This is beautiful. Also a little sad thinking about what might have been with QE healthy all year. #Hookem 

Undefeated. I'm serious. 

Just now, TexEx15 said:

Fuck that reviser psychology bullshit we all saw last year. 

If you’re watching this and think these losers have any chance to get within 21, I wanna make a bet with you.  

All the UT fans in the stadium deserve this.  Every single point.  I feel guilty for not being there in person and having tomatoes thrown at my ass.  

Time of possession at halftime...

Texas   15:30

blOU    14:30

1 minute ago, shakahorn said:


What’s the mortgage on a used trailer?

Bout 10-15k 

5 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
7 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

No doubt, but on the other hand ... J. Brooks, Cedric Baxter, Jaydon Blue, Tre Wisner all say hello

The first 3 have me gruntled,but I'm still not sold on Wisner

Barring catastrophe, he'll redshirt. Also, the OL ought to be better next season, although we lose Christian Jones ... can't believe I just said that. He finally is a plus on the OL.

4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I don't think they have reached point where they realized how must Riley meant for them in today's offensive world. Venerables great guy, not sure about HC

that fanbase was conviced they could lose one of the top 3-4 offensive minds in the game + half of their talent and not miss a beat.  i don't really care about riley but it will be fun to watch him go 10-2 or better for the foreseeable future while ou struggles.  riley leaving was a huge blow to that program and the fanbase refused to see it.

If I were the HC I think I would go to the white board and write 69-0, and then walk away.  No need to say anything at all. 

Texas plz play second half like it’s 0-0.

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

If you’re watching this and think these losers have any chance to get within 21, I wanna make a bet with you.  All the UT fans in the stadium deserve this.  Every single point.  I feel guilty for not being there in person and having tomatoes thrown at my ass.  

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2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Time of possession at halftime...

Texas   15:30

blOU    14:30

Actually surprising it's that close

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

If you’re watching this and think these losers have any chance to get within 21, I wanna make a bet with you.  

All the UT fans in the stadium deserve this.  Every single point.  I feel guilty for not being there in person and having tomatoes thrown at my ass.  

dude, props for being Burnt Endz.

6 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I love Bijan but Ewers is the best player since Vince.

I’d love to see bijan stay another year.  OL will be better, Ewers and the wr will be better.  How much NIL money does he need to stick around?

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4 minutes ago, TriStone said:

Don’t know what page we’re on but this needs to be on it.

Sooner boobs, wet with tears.

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

Barring catastrophe, he'll redshirt. Also, the OL ought to be better next season, although we lose Christian Jones ... can't believe I just said that. He finally is a plus on the OL.

Yep. Even he admitted he had no idea what he was doing until this year. Good news is we'll have that big mf'er Cam Williams to take over. 

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

that fanbase was conviced they could lose one of the top 3-4 offensive minds in the game + half of their talent and not miss a beat.  i don't really care about riley but it will be fun to watch him go 10-2 or better for the foreseeable future while ou struggles.  riley leaving was a huge blow to that program and the fanbase refused to see it.

Riley leaving plus destroying their QB room. 

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Actually surprising it's that close

Skewed by the 6 min drive that ended in downs for OU

31 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

I’m gonna run out of rep soon. Too much greatness right now 

Don't be a cheap cunt and rep that tree fiddy or burnt ends my dude. 

11 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Time of possession at halftime...

Texas   15:30

blOU    14:30

Yeah, I hear you, but 2/3 of the play-calling from OU reeks of trick-play tomfuckery desperation from a coach who knows he has no buttons to push.  Over.

1 minute ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

I’d love to see bijan stay another year.  Like will be better, Ewers and the wr will be better.  How much NIL money does he need to stick around?

He's a mustard baron now.  He doesn't really need NFL money.

3 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Barring catastrophe, he'll redshirt. Also, the OL ought to be better next season, although we lose Christian Jones ... can't believe I just said that. He finally is a plus on the OL.

Kind of a reminder that sometimes, when a position unit is an abject disaster, it can sometimes make a decent player look very bad - and vice versa. 

6 minutes ago, shakahorn said:


What’s the mortgage on a used trailer?

Hard to say since he didn't buy the land its on. 

I’d love to see bijan stay another year.  OL will be better, Ewers and the wr will be better.  How much NIL money does he need to stick around?
High second round money at least, maybe late first round.

I hope we practiced defending the wildcat.

5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

If you’re watching this and think these losers have any chance to get within 21, I wanna make a bet with you.  

All the UT fans in the stadium deserve this.  Every single point.  I feel guilty for not being there in person and having tomatoes thrown at my ass.  

As always, you're one of the good ones.

I mean, fuck you and all, but yeah.

I’m at an undisclosed home in Austin for my Mom’s 68th.  It’s all UT fans vs my Dad and I.  They’re mostly younger but they definitely handle success MUCH better than I did.  
 

Sark needs to keep pedal to the metal.  Get Ewers out after 35-0 but don’t stop chucking it.  
 

 

If we can solve defending the slant route we could be dominant to close out the season. 

8 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Quinn gonna take us to the promised land 

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We’ve been a bit inconsistent holding the edge on that sweep shit.

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