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Just now, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Sweep to Abbott.

Sweep the legs!!!  
 

Oh, uh, nevermind. 

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    Soooo walking out we headed south to get out of stadium that way since mostly empty.  Ended up behind a bunch of Sooner football parents.  I shout, “hey all ya’lls boys need to go ahead and hit the po

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Get ready fellow longhorns. Told the wife to put on something sexy, make me some more drinks, going to eat a big meal and let me fall asleep on the recliner by myself 
So the sexy-dressed wife is for us? Thanks! Do I PM my address or what?

Didn’t even try. Cowards!

Looks like a few starters are staying in. SHUT THEM OUT

4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Do we root for OU to upset some Big 12 teams now or to have a total collapse? 

 

Are you joking?

We want them to have a total collapse. Always. Every game. We don't want them to score a point against anyone, anytime, anywhere. We want them to be humiliated regularly by every team they play. We want them to be the laughingstock of college football. We want the cheerleaders to surrender.

Cent believe OU got a top 10 ranking to start this year

So did aggy

Polls are dumb

Ahhhhhahahahahahaha, that fucking song has never sounded so good...

Just now, XForce said:

Looks like a few starters are staying in. SHUT THEM OUT

Our defense needs the extra practice.

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3 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:
Get ready fellow longhorns. Told the wife to put on something sexy, make me some more drinks, going to eat a big meal and let me fall asleep on the recliner by myself 

So the sexy-dressed wife is for us? Thanks! Do I PM my address or what?

Nah, its for her. get's her hopes up

WTF?  Where's @Nicole44 at?  She was heavy posting all week.  She should be here to revel in the glory.

Ya'll know what else will be just as glorious?  When Satan breaks if off in Jimbo and the aggy this evening.

I love all you shit heads, mother fuckers, cock suckers and buttholes.  
 

 

So,,,, how hard is it to find someone to kick a field goal at <50 yards?
I mean, OU had many chances to get on the board.

They fucked around and found out on each play though.

God this just felt so good. 

Very frustrating not to bury them by 56+. I'm out on Sarkisian after this disgusting mopup display. 

I'm kidding. But I'm actually irritated. He talks about killer instinct well going for half a hundred on these fuckers would have been a nice way to develop it.

I'll get over it.

This has to be a record for least amount of times Boomer Sooner was played. 

What a glorious fucking day! Hey Brent….

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Love that they just quit rather than running a final play.

Bra fucking vo !!

It's 2:12 and ou is shut out it sucks so much

Just now, Bevo&amp;Pevo said:

WTF?  Where's @Nicole44 at?  She was heavy posting all week.  She should be here to revel in the glory.

Ya'll know what else will be just as glorious?  When Satan breaks if off in Jimbo and the aggy this evening.

Motel 6 at I-40 and Loop 335. 

Fuck yeah! 3 years of bullshit put to bed in one glorious ass raping of OU.

Just now, XForce said:

This has to be a record for least amount of times Boomer Sooner was played. 

Another “damn shame” …

Just now, RamjetFDO said:

Love that they just quit rather than running a final play.

Hell yes

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Very frustrating not to bury them by 56+. I'm out on Sarkisian after this disgusting mopup display. 

I'm kidding. But I'm actually irritated. He talks about killer instinct well going for half a hundred on these fuckers would have been a nice way to develop it.

I'll get over it.

Gotta save our starters for the actual Big 12 teams

The Great Steve Ross was on with Bobby on his YouTube show this morning, and said this was the biggest game for the Texas program since the 2009 Championship Game against Bama. Just for what a win would mean for the direction of the program. 
 

So happy for Sark and these players. 🤘

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