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7 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

We're all getting laid tonight

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    Soooo walking out we headed south to get out of stadium that way since mostly empty.  Ended up behind a bunch of Sooner football parents.  I shout, “hey all ya’lls boys need to go ahead and hit the po

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Anyone got a link to LHN to see the after game scenes? So much bullshit, I can access 10 different alt big10 channels and multiple sec alts but still cant watch lhn after a fucking decade of existing. 

8 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

We're all getting laid tonight

Can you guarantee that?? Need miracle or 2 to make that come true!

6 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

What a fucking game!!! I was at a baseball game (FWIW my son pitched 3 innings with  6 SO & 0 ER)

Just great win. Fuck OU. Awesome job by the Horns, all the way across the board. What a win.

Damn. Your son is awesome. Let Pierce know.

Pretty much optimizes my feeling of the win and my feeling on the state of the OU program right now:

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I don't know about you cats but I have been waiting on an ass kicking like this for a long time against 0u. Now we need about 10 more. 

 

My only complaint was that we get 'half a hundred'. Fuck 0u!

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Most satisfying win against OU that I can remember. 

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22 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

 

I want this.

Quinn would be the leading pass touchdown leader from today's game ALONE if he was aggys QB. 

No matter what happens the rest of the year, Sark & Kwiatkowski have earned a ride for at least the rest of the year, yeah?!?

29 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Love that they just quit rather than running a final play.

That’s how you build a winning culture.

3 minutes ago, Colonel Mustard said:

Anyone got a link to LHN to see the after game scenes? So much bullshit, I can access 10 different alt big10 channels and multiple sec alts but still cant watch lhn after a fucking decade of existing. 

Its a party scene, man. They’re laughing it up. 
 

and- showed one of those graphics with the score and a couple of individual player stats underneath,  and one of the ou stats was “Farouq: rec, 0 yds” 

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My wife is gonna open wide in more ways than one tonight!!


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Great decision for Ewers to come home to Texas and play for Longhorns.

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

I don't know about you cats but I have been waiting on an ass kicking like this for a long time against 0u. Now we need about 10 more. 

 

My only complaint was that we get 'half a hundred'. Fuck 0u!

Sark was coaching like there are six more games in the season or something. I wanted 70-0 but I get his priorities.

32 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Get ready fellow longhorns. Told the wife to put on something sexy, make me some more drinks, going to eat a big meal and let me fall asleep on the recliner by myself 

I'll be sure to pay attention when you stop posting. The wife is gonna need some entertainment. 

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Most satisfying win against OU that I can remember. 

I refer you to 2008 and 2005. 

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

No matter what happens the rest of the year, Sark & Kwiatkowski have earned a ride for at least the rest of the year, yeah?!?

No. Big 12 title game or bust. Lots of work to do and the league is stacked this year. But with Ewers I like our chances.

So… OU was the home team this game… would love to see the recruits reactions..

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Great decision for Ewers to come home to Texas and play for Longhorns.

Dude has three starts and he is already a legend.

8 minutes ago, Colonel Mustard said:

Anyone got a link to LHN to see the after game scenes? So much bullshit, I can access 10 different alt big10 channels and multiple sec alts but still cant watch lhn after a fucking decade of existing. 

You're only ten years old?

How I'm about bang the wife rn.

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Wooooooooooooooooooooo!1!!1!

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2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

No. Big 12 title game or bust. Lots of work to do and the league is stacked this year. But with Ewers I like our chances.

I'm gonna go less technical and more seasonal.

All Sark & Co. had to do in a second year to make it to a third year, is to make a good showing against Alabama.

And beat the fuck out of OU.


The details get more tricky if you simply barely beat OU vs beat the FUCK out of them like our UT did today.  
Hook' em!

We play like this the rest of the year, there's no reason why we shouldn't win out. Just need to learn consistency. 

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3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So… OU was the home team this game… would love to see the recruits reactions..

 

38 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

WTF?  Where's @Nicole44 at?  She was heavy posting all week.  She should be here to revel in the glory.

Ya'll know what else will be just as glorious?  When Satan breaks if off in Jimbo and the aggy this evening.

Was at surly event at Lavaca Street 

1 minute ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

How I'm about bang the wife rn.

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Wooooooooooooooooooooo!1!!1!

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I'm single RTN and trynna figure out how I can compare.


Got my new phone rooted.

My dogs didn't shat on the floor today.

Imma take my dogs for a swim in the lake in a few minutes.

I'll definitely rub one out to the sad OU female highlights in a few (I took screenshots).

5 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So… OU was the home team this game… would love to see the recruits reactions..

Hope it went as well for them as it went for us when we invited Adrian Petersen in 2003.

3 minutes ago, Prime said:

 

That is delicious 

47 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Get ready fellow longhorns. Told the wife to put on something sexy, make me some more drinks, going to eat a big meal and let me fall asleep on the recliner by myself 

I'll be on my patio couch snoring hard and loud.

43 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

WTF?  Where's @Nicole44 at?  She was heavy posting all week.  She should be here to revel in the glory.

Ya'll know what else will be just as glorious?  When Satan breaks if off in Jimbo and the aggy this evening.

I wouldn’t blame her for not coming over here at times, based on the crap “grown” men post on this site.

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Arkansas lost 40-17 and A&M goes to Tuscaloosa tonight. This is going to be a second consecutive perfect weekend.

 Texas wins 

49-0

 

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This is a direct order: everyone, get fucked up. Even those in recovery, I’m giving you a hall pass.

20 minutes ago, Colonel Mustard said:

Anyone got a link to LHN to see the after game scenes? So much bullshit, I can access 10 different alt big10 channels and multiple sec alts but still cant watch lhn after a fucking decade of existing. 

Sounds like a you problem after 10 years.

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13 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

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16 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

No matter what happens the rest of the year, Sark & Kwiatkowski have earned a ride for at least the rest of the year, yeah?!?

48 hour rule in effect. No decisions shall be made.

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I wouldn’t blame her for not coming over here at times, based on the crap “grown” men post on this site.

Nicole44 is cool. She knows we are a bunch of degenerates who live vicariously through 18-22 year olds.

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I wouldn’t blame her for not coming over here at times, based on the crap “grown” men post on this site.

You don't enjoy it?

Congrats to sark and the team.  It's been awhile since we've demonstrated a killer instinct in this game.

When ousux is willing to suck hard, shit on them all game.  I'm glad we ripped off their head and shit down their throat.

No mercy.  Finally.  Keep it up.

 

 

And fuck ou

 

 

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I bet that OU locker room is sucking right about now.

Good. Fuck those guys. They had 2019, 2020, and 2021 to have a good time.

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