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    Soooo walking out we headed south to get out of stadium that way since mostly empty.  Ended up behind a bunch of Sooner football parents.  I shout, “hey all ya’lls boys need to go ahead and hit the po

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Spartans going right for the nutz
I bet the Longhorns never went this nutty

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I’m officially too old now.

Memes just don’t hit like they once did.

 

22 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Its a party scene, man. They’re laughing it up. 
 

and- showed one of those graphics with the score and a couple of individual player stats underneath,  and one of the ou stats was “Farouq: rec, 0 yds” 

Farouq around and find out.

It is 3:05 PM and OU really sucks

1 minute ago, Modessit said:

I hope Colt got a payback bet with Kyler.

Like that pussy would take the loss and pay up

Incredible win!

This makes that #1 Texas loss to unranked piggy 42-11 (many believe piggy bugged the headsets) in '81 feel less painful.

Hook'Em Horns!

3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Happy Eddie Murphy GIF by Laff

Casey who?

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Pshhht.. Matthew McConaughey still masturbating in a small closet right about now

Me to! Though not the same closet.

Like that pussy would take the loss and pay up
They might have problems getting UT gear in kid sizes in Arizona.
4 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

I didn’t realize that McConaughey was so short. I thought that he was 6’ to 6’1”-ish, not 5’9”.

Learning from the football board.

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NSIAP

 

Took my wife and kids to Manhattan.  Watched second half on my phone at Balthazar.  Looking forward to watching it when we get home.  Hook ‘em.  Congrats to team and staff.  

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Don't quote me on this, but I'm fairly sure this is Roschons first and only RRR win. I love that for him since this is his last year.

36 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Bright lights, big performance. He will not shy away against some of these bigger games we have like TCU, Baylor, OK State 

He doesn’t rattle.  Doesn’t mean he won’t have a bad game.  But I don’t think his blood pressure or heart rate deviate 5 percent up or down in a game.  Pure ice water in his veins.  

Just now, BornAndRaised said:

Don't quote me on this, but I'm fairly sure this is Roschons first and only RRR win. I love that for him since this is his last year.

Unless you are a 5th year Senior, this is your first Texas-OU game win.

Should have fucking won the previous three though. 

4 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Took my wife and kids to Manhattan.  Watched second half on my phone at Balthazar.  Looking forward to watching it when we get home.  Hook ‘em.  Congrats to team and staff.  

Always go to Balthazar.

3 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

I didn’t realize that McConaughey was so short. I thought that he was 6’ to 6’1”-ish, not 5’9”.

Learning from the football board.

MM is around 5'10, maybe 5'11 in boots. Sam is close to 6'2

17 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

This is a direct order: everyone, get fucked up. Even those in recovery, I’m giving you a hall pass.

I am not in recovery.  But I quit drinking some time ago.  Might fire up some bud. 

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

I want all of you to have my unlimited rep. I'm high right now 

Fuck yeah! 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

He doesn’t rattle.  Doesn’t mean he won’t have a bad game.  But I don’t think his blood pressure or heart rate deviate 5 percent up or down in a game.  Pure ice water in his veins.  

All his coaches have said he has an elephant brain - immediately forgets bad plays and they don’t impact his next one. It’s a QB instinct we’ve not had in a long, long time. Arch has the same thing, apparently. 

Finally got the new iOS photoshop to work. 
Fuck OU

 

 

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1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

All his coaches have said he has an elephant brain - immediately forgets bad plays and they don’t impact his next one. It’s a QB instinct we’ve not had in a long, long time. Arch has the same thing, apparently. 

Threw that INT. Next drive: passes of 9, 32 and 15 leading to a TD run

18 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Congrats to sark and the team.  It's been awhile since we've demonstrated a killer instinct in this game.

When ousux is willing to suck hard, shit on them all game.  I'm glad we ripped off their head and shit down their throat.

No mercy.  Finally.  Keep it up.

 

And fuck ou

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Wait...here you go douchebag:

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10 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

I literally lol’d at this play call

 

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KOBE!

1 hour ago, Lou_Sassle said:

I cannot believe we are just completely fucking dominating them like this. The only thing that'll make this day better is Bama beating the sheep fuckers by a similar score. 

It's probably gonna happen, so wear no underwear on the couch and let your dick get as hard as it can until you need an Ambulance 

3 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

All his coaches have said he has an elephant brain - immediately forgets bad plays and they don’t impact his next one. 

Goldfish brain.  Ted Lasso out front should a told ya.  

I feel bad for Jeff Lebby. He’s good people.

1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

how can you tell?

Because they still had their pants on.

1 hour ago, Ellellelle said:

Does Venables not wear sunscreen? Jesus.

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