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    Soooo walking out we headed south to get out of stadium that way since mostly empty.  Ended up behind a bunch of Sooner football parents.  I shout, “hey all ya’lls boys need to go ahead and hit the po

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43 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Damn. Your son is awesome. Let Pierce know.

I would love that. He's a good, tall lefty pitcher so fingers crossed. He actually wants to go to West Point so we shall see what happens. But ultimately what counts is that the Horns shitpumped OU and sent them back to their inbred, cesspool of a methlab state in tear soaked misery.

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

I feel bad for Jeff Lebby. He’s good people.

My man.

3 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

how can you tell?

Their offense is on the field

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I feel bad for Jeff Lebby. He’s good people.

Maybe but I’m still unimpressed with the Briles offense, it’s become stale. Sark’s offense is so much sexier 

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11 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Don't quote me on this, but I'm fairly sure this is Roschons first and only RRR win. I love that for him since this is his last year.

Yes it is. One of the greatest Longhorns ever in an overall program sense, and thanks to us finally blowing them out he just needs to enjoy the fact that he outscored OU in his 4 years. 

8 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I hope Venables is ou's Jimbo minus the recruiting 

Will he make it back on the bus?  3 straight conference blowout losses.

1 minute ago, Oakbrook said:

Will he make it back on the bus?  3 straight conference blowout losses.

They'll give him 3 years at the very least unless we cook their asses again like last year, and then it might only be 2 1/2 years 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Maybe but I’m still unimpressed with the Briles offense, it’s become stale. Sark’s offense is so much sexier 

Check out Tennessee. They are the only ones running it well right now. 

1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

Check out Tennessee. They are the only ones running it well right now. 

Vols don't run that shit...

I've had a boner for over 4 hours. Do I call a doctor or just ride it out?

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ETA the recruits. not your boner.

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1 minute ago, pops said:

I've had a boner for over 4 hours. Do I call a doctor or just ride it out?

I just keep cumming uncontrollably 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

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Someone tell that fuckstick to do Texas now.  He picked ou to go 7-5 but us to go 4-8

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

let the wife/gf ride it out /too easy

Put a mullet wig on first 

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

let the wife/gf ride it out /too easy

Might take both

5 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Didn't stay on the ou side, that is.

That’s how a huge win can multiply it’s impact

49-0 is so damn  special. I was staring at the score, not watching the plays, in stunned disbelief.  Is this reality?  One of the worst OU teams ever, but I'll take it. The trend will continue since Venable isn't HC material, the player talent is way way down, and recruits leave at halftime. This feels like a turning point in the series. Lets go Horns!

Is it safe to be still erect after 4 hours? mood erection GIF

1 hour ago, Loop 1604 said:

We really need to stop being so nice

Seriously. Everyone hates us, but we're actually nice. We never run up the score on anyone 

We are on the Trifecta+ watch the second week in a row.  Texas win, OU loss, and an A&M loss, plus an Arkansas loss. 

Guys, I seriously don't know what to do with myself now. Drunk on blowU weekend is normal..

Drunk and happy? What are these hands for

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I watch so much more football after Texas wins. 

3 minutes ago, ousux said:

Guys, I seriously don't know what to do with myself now. Drunk on blowU weekend is normal..

Drunk and happy? What are these hands for

 

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56 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Was at surly event at Lavaca Street 

I trust you were gentle with those boys?

So, was beating Oklahoma University enough to get us into the top 25 rankings?
I don't know anymore.

 

Weather was incredible, the game was unbelievable and I’m still in disbelief. I left the game and ate a fried snickers and passed 17,457 girls I’d let ride me and I wouldn’t even pull out after that win. 

4 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I trust you were gentle with those boys?

Man, that's as weird as when...

...I boot up my new T-Mobile phone for the first time ever.

And the keyboard defaults to a pink color.  

WTF

I put an Oklahoma area code in there somewhere?!?!

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So, was beating Oklahoma University enough to get us into the top 25 rankings?
I don't know anymore.
 
If they didn't suck to epic proportions it would.
Just now, ATXbronco said:

So, was beating Oklahoma University enough to get us into the top 25 rankings?
I don't know anymore.

 

Maybe. I don’t want to give ISU more ammo and we don’t do success well. With LSU and Arky losing, I could see us sneaking in at 25

let the wife/gf ride it out /too easy

She’s not done over here and there’s a line.
I didn’t realize that McConaughey was so short. I thought that he was 6’ to 6’1”-ish, not 5’9”.
Learning from the football board.
User name checks out. Shorty!
3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Wow that Qwers didn't turn to dog shit and piss the game away????

Fuck off Casey.

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Wasn't that his reaction to barely beating Rutgers?
48 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Incredible win!

This makes that #1 Texas loss to unranked piggy 42-11 (many believe piggy bugged the headsets) in '81 feel less painful.

Hook'Em Horns!

Too soon.

30 minutes ago, Oakbrook said:

Will he make it back on the bus?  3 straight conference blowout losses.

Winning is hard.

34 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I feel bad for Jeff Lebby. He’s good people.

He chose poorly.

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