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    Soooo walking out we headed south to get out of stadium that way since mostly empty.  Ended up behind a bunch of Sooner football parents.  I shout, “hey all ya’lls boys need to go ahead and hit the po

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1 hour ago, HiggyBaby said:

 

Ahem...

 

 

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30 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

 

 

 

 

 

 
Cowherd, who likes Sark and looooves Riley, having a fucking field day. Lmao 

 

 

Cowherd and Klatt are the tits during football season, but Cowherd is just off the rails lol.

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Cowherd and Klatt are the tits during football season, but Cowherd is just off the rails lol.

Cowherd is an SC worshiper.    He was one that declared their 2005 team the best to ever play on turf…..until we showed up

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19 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

@ChiTownDoc I was also fairly amused that Venables just took the shutout like that at the end.  Didn't even try to mount anything those last few drives to keep that streak intact.  If you try and fail, so be it....but at least fucking try.  It's not like a pick 6 or something that was really going to make it any worse.  

I enjoyed it a lot obviously, but I'm not sure I've ever seen such a combination of brain dead AND gutless coaching.  

Yeah. I agree. You gotta try to score something just to avoid all of the stats that have been flying since the game ended. Terrible optics to just give up like that.

29 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Killer Night getting shitfaced and lifted w the boys, perfect Shootout experience, now just landed in Austin to meet the Mrs. at The Paramount for a night of Morcheeba.

It's all Part of the Process, my dude.

4 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

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Who knew there was a Steve Buscemi-Kevin Bacon lovechild?

5 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Who knew there was a Steve Buscemi-Kevin Bacon lovechild?

Looks like he blew out his left nostril snorting lines off of dicks. 

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Why do you gotta be like that?

Jokes aside, the rubbing OU’s face in shit is long overdue.  Pile on.  And I know you will.  Thank God for bourbon.  

Doc, we will be expecting pics of who helped you drown your sorrows.

2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Froze here in Nac probably a dozen times or more. 

Caused me to miss a Bijan td.

35 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Cowherd is an SC worshiper.    He was one that declared their 2005 team the best to ever play on turf…..until we showed up

Cowherd picked Texas in the Rose Bowl. He said don't discount Texas.

Just now, TexasGolf said:

Just rewatched the game on dvr 

  49-0 bitches

0U SUCKS

8 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Doc, we will be expecting pics of who helped you drown your sorrows.

Ha, at Mom’s birthday here in Austin all day but next weekend will be back at it and should have some quality posts.  

My lovely wife is off to Peru with her Mom for a couple weeks then I’m off to Miami for Halloween so I’ll have no idea what the fuck OU football is by November.  Thank God

This was my wife’s reaction. Divorce?
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Any court south of I-30 will award full custody
All I have left to root for is for Riley to beat a bunch of nobodies and make the playoffs.  The whole world knows how that will end.  

Careful with that. No one else is really good so far this year.
3 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Careful with that. No one else is really good so far this year.

Riley will never recruit an OL or DL that won't consistently get trucked outside of the PAC.  He'll remain a one-trick wonder.  

I'm also ready for us to play USC again soon.  We may get our wish.

I agree with that.

But he knows how to score. Which could catch someone off guard is all I’m saying.

OU is horrible. Good day today, but felt like playing Rice.

OU's talent us much better than what they showed, but coaching is not doing them any favors .

They should have kicked 2 field goals early then at least tried on offense 2nd half.

This is not comparable to early Mac lopsided losses . Those Texas teams were pretty good and ended up in the top 15.

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2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

If OU had money they should fire Venables tonight.  That's how god awful a hire he is.  From his tone deaf approach to the week with the media, which Mack was certainly guilty of, but from a football standpoint, that was it?  That was the plan?  "Nah we are not gonna really try to get a backup ready to run the offense, we are going to try to win this bitch against a pretty prolific offense, and fairly stout against the run defense by running a good half our our snaps from the Wildcat....oh and we are going to have 3 different triggermen to do it."  

What a complete shitshow. John Blake can finally RIP as OU has found a worse hire.  Oh and they are poor, so fucking wallow in it bitches.

you are a goddamn idiot.  OU should offer Brent a $100 million 10 year guaranteed contract.   

3 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

OU is horrible. Good day today, but felt like playing Rice.

OU's talent us much better than what they showed, but coaching is not doing them any favors .

They should have kicked 2 field goals early then at least tried on offense 2nd half.

This is not comparable to early Mac lopsided losses . Those Texas teams were pretty good and ended up in the top 15.

You must be fun at parties.

Just now, tbone_ said:

I agree with that.

But he knows how to score. Which could catch someone off guard is all I’m saying.

I waited a few years for him to catch someone off guard.  He finally caught LSU off guard when they prepared to play a real team and subsequently obliterated his baby shit soft team that ‘showed up’.  
 

I’ll admit I’m salty but had several posts here wanting him gone well before the move was announced.  If OU turns into Rutgers, I think my life would be better anyway.  You’re the only people I really discuss college football with.  OU fans and boards are a fucking beating even when they win.  
 

 

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5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I waited a few years for him to catch someone off guard.  He finally caught LSU off guard when they prepared to play a real team and subsequently obliterated his baby shit soft team that ‘showed up’.  
 

I’ll admit I’m salty but had several posts here wanting him gone well before the move was announced.  If OU turns into Rutgers, I think my life would be better anyway.  You’re the only people I really discuss college football with.  OU fans and boards are a fucking beating even when they win.  
 

 

Wait, chitowndoc is a sooner?  

Just now, jdhorn92 said:

Wait, chitowndoc is a sooner?  

He is.

May have been discussed, but wtf was that short lived sec chant when the players went to the students in the stands?  May not have heard it on tv, but in the stadium we shut that shit down quickly. Never should happen. 

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

May have been discussed, but wtf was that short lived sec chant when the players went to the students in the stands?  May not have heard it on tv, but in the stadium we shut that shit down quickly. Never should happen. 

Heard that starting up from my seat on East side and yea glad it was quickly quashed

16 minutes ago, Nivek said:

you are a goddamn idiot.  OU should offer Brent a $100 million 10 year guaranteed contract.   

Sitting. Natty. DC.

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I told the two tards behind me that tried to start that shit that we aren’t aggy and if they want to be aggy they better start fucking sheep. They shut up real quick 

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

If OU had money they should fire Venables tonight.  That's how god awful a hire he is.  From his tone deaf approach to the week with the media, which Mack was certainly guilty of, but from a football standpoint, that was it?  That was the plan?  "Nah we are not gonna really try to get a backup ready to run the offense, we are going to try to win this bitch against a pretty prolific offense, and fairly stout against the run defense by running a good half our our snaps from the Wildcat....oh and we are going to have 3 different triggermen to do it."  

What a complete shitshow. John Blake can finally RIP as OU has found a worse hire.  Oh and they are poor, so fucking wallow in it bitches.

I disagree. Gotta give him 3 maybe 4 more years minimum. Gotta have a chance to get HIS players, get rid of Riley’s dead weight, rebuild the culture and all that other horseshit.   
 

For real, looks like OU luck of stumbling ass first into Heisman quality QBs and killer coaches may have come to an end. 

4 hours ago, nunna yo bizness said:

You obviously haven't met my wife.

That's why I said what I said lol

still drunk down here at ACL.  All the wimminz have their ass & titties pouring out of their outfits.

 

and ou still sucks.

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1 minute ago, freyguy said:

still drunk down here at ACL.  All the wimminz have their ass & titties pouring out of their outfits.

 

and ou still sucks.

And you suck at posting pics

4 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

What a special game to attend. Fuck OU

It was. I’m still kind of shocked honestly. 
 

It’s as if the gods asked someone from Surly what their wet dream of a TX/OU game outcome would be and made it so. Fuck yes! Fuck OU! Hook’em 🤘🏼

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That TD to sanders in the corner was coming right at me. One of the more beautiful passes I’ve ever seen. 
 

 

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Drunk and thankful I listened to the surly degenerates and didn’t sell my tickets. 

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47 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

You must be fun at parties.

 Call 'em like I see them.

Nothing against today's performance, just tough to gage real performance. Although, I have been watching football for 45 years, and Ewers looks legit. 

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Been on the road all day heading down to NE Tx to bury my mom-in-law so didn't get to watch any of the game. So I went old school and listened to Craig Way call the game (first sober UT-ou game in 2 decades). I hate that I didn't get to see with my own eyes those inbreeds filing out of the Cotton Bowl in the middle of the 3rd quarter, but Way's multiple mentions of it was the next best thing!

22 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And you suck at posting pics

guilty...

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