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1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

Username ✔

1 hour ago, The Ace of Aces said:

If I were corn I'd moneywhip him. But I have a bit of intelligence so they won't. 

Some Nowldege, you say?

I like this Georgia Tech thought. For some reason I've always liked them. Would love to see them get better.

24 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Matt Rhule to tamu. 
They already have his participation medal engraved and ready to go.

I hear aggy is a good place to win a blank national championship trophy.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Do Penn St fans still idolize that sick fuck even after everything was released a decade ago? I don't keep up with them. Is his statue still up? 

James Franklin seems like a good guy and no idea if he had any connections to that program when all that was going on. It's easy to root for him specifically but yeah, fuck those brainwashed fanbase up there. 

No statue and the group that idolizes JoePa has dwindled steadily since they were so publicly embarrassed in 2011. No joke, I'm sure COVID claimed a lot of them.

Rhule played and coached under Paterno and has spoken very highly of him. Message boards will always have a "nuke Pedo State" faction so it continually comes up. I wonder how many of them are also in the "hire Matt Rhule" or "we should go after Franklin" factions.

Rhule is overrated. He's accomplished nothing of note. Did a good job at Baylor but Aranda is actually better. I remember everyone prognosticating that Rhule is a "pro guy" and would be swooped up by a smart NFL team to go help them win super bowls. Welp.

The college game has changed dramatically since Rhule left Baylor with the portal and NIL.

2 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

Whichever school can produce the best looking smock will win the Matt Rhule lottery.

Black is very slimming

7 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

Black is very slimming

Black Smocks has a certain cache to it.

If I had a 40M retirement annuity my decision on where to coach wouldn't have anything to do with how good the job is from a football standpoint.  He should just take the Charlotte job when their guy gets fired at the end of year.  Keep his same house and same life, minus the high pressure grind.  Coach a little football for the fun of it.

8 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

If I had a 40M retirement annuity my decision on where to coach wouldn't have anything to do with how good the job is from a football standpoint.  He should just take the Charlotte job when their guy gets fired at the end of year.  Keep his same house and same life, minus the high pressure grind.  Coach a little football for the fun of it.

Mack, is that you?

5 hours ago, RPM said:

 

 

who the fuck signs an nfl coach to a 7 years contract ?? hahaha

3 hours ago, Satchel said:

Colin Cowherd just said OU should fire Venables and hire Rhule immediately. Quote: “he is not a head coach.”

Absolutely no one should give a ratfuck about what Colin Cowherd says.

18 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Absolutely no one should give a ratfuck about what Colin Cowherd says.

What Would Mrs Cowherd Do?

 
who the fuck signs an nfl coach to a 7 years contract ?? hahaha

Panthers have an owner as stupid as Dan Snyder. I hope he signs his next loser to a ten year contract.

The best part of the Rhule "sweepstakes" is seeing who still thinks Nebraska is a good spot to land for a coach. Jfc 

33 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Rhule was 0-11 against ranked teams at Baylor.

Abc Insulting GIF by The Bachelorette

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Abc Insulting GIF by The Bachelorette

I honestly think it's an emperor has no clothes type situation. I think he got extraordinarily lucky to get where he got and he'd be smart to take the money and get on TV or something.

I give him credit for turning things around at Temple and Baylor. He's shown he can walk into a complete shitshow and at least make them respectable. But I agree with others in this thread--he's not the sure-fire future Saban/Urban/Dabo that some people make him out to be.

Rhule is overrated which is why I expect Nebraska to hire him.

8 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

Rhule was 0-11 against ranked teams at Baylor.

Good observation, and I never went back and scrubbed his coaching record at Baylor other than knowing Texas generally was floundering during that time.  I just remember being incredibly impressed that he turned around that program and went 11-1 in a short amount of time after Coach Rape almost burned it to the ground.  A lot of us thought Baylor might be relegated back to the conference basement for a longer period of time after the Briles scandal. 

I do think he'd be a big upgrade over Scott Frost, but that's not saying much.

10 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Good observation, and I never went back and scrubbed his coaching record at Baylor other than knowing Texas generally was floundering during that time.  I just remember being incredibly impressed that he turned around that program and went 11-1 in a short amount of time after Coach Rape almost burned it to the ground.  A lot of us thought Baylor might be relegated back to the conference basement for a longer period of time after the Briles scandal. 

I do think he'd be a big upgrade over Scott Frost, but that's not saying much.

That 11-3 season for Baylor feels like a mirage.  They racked up 3 wins in non-conf by teams that were a combined 10-26, 4 more Big 12 wins to teams under .500 (Tech, WV, TCU, KU) and lost to the two best teams they faced (OU and UGA).  They basically did an aggy SEC type of season - beat up your 3 patsies, beat up the worst teams in the conference, grab wins over the middling teams and lose to the best teams in the conference. 

If any of those 3 point wins at home go the other way, Rhule is getting mentioned as an okay coach but nothing elite/special.  Then again, if he had beaten OU, who knows.  

Record of the teams they beat: 58-69
Record of the teams they lost to: 24-4

W SFA (3-9)
W UTSA (4-8)
W Rice (3-9)

W ISU (7-6) by 3 points at home
W KSU (8-5)
W Texas Tech(4-8) by 3 at home
W OSU (8-5)
W WV (5-7) by 3 at home
W TCU (5-7)
L OU (12-2) by 3
W Texas (8-5)
W KU (3-9) 

L OU (12-2) in the Big 12 champ game by 7
L versus Georgia (12-2) in the Sugar Bowl by 12

Edited by Js1

18 hours ago, Bartles said:

No statue and the group that idolizes JoePa has dwindled steadily since they were so publicly embarrassed in 2011. No joke, I'm sure COVID claimed a lot of them.

Rhule played and coached under Paterno and has spoken very highly of him. Message boards will always have a "nuke Pedo State" faction so it continually comes up. I wonder how many of them are also in the "hire Matt Rhule" or "we should go after Franklin" factions.

Bro. Their main library building is named after him.

Also, just in the very first page of Google results, we have:

  1. a PA state rep trying to pass a bill forcing the university to tell him where the statue is (lo fucking l): https://www.centredaily.com/news/local/education/penn-state/article262757888.html
  2. 200+ former football players recently petitioning the university to replace the statue: https://www.tribdem.com/sports/ex-players-ask-penn-state-to-bring-back-joe-paterno-statue/article_9124c9da-4393-11e6-bf6b-ef4ffdc1b966.html

Check out the last sentence of that 2nd article, where a university spokesman openly admits that they're just waiting for this to all blow over before they honor him again.

Seems like they've really moved on. Fuck JoePa. Fuck Pedo State. Fuck Matt Rhule if he defended that piece of shit.

52 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That 11-3 season for Baylor feels like a mirage.  They racked up 3 wins in non-conf by teams that were a combined 10-26, 4 more Big 12 wins to teams under .500 (Tech, WV, TCU, KU) and lost to the two best teams they faced (OU and UGA).  They basically did an aggy SEC type of season - beat up your 3 patsies, beat up the worst teams in the conference, grab wins over the middling teams and lose to the best teams in the conference. 

If any of those 3 point wins at home go the other way, Rhule is getting mentioned as an okay coach but nothing elite/special.  Then again, if he had beaten OU, who knows.  

Record of the teams they beat: 58-69
Record of the teams they lost to: 24-4

W SFA (3-9)
W UTSA (4-8)
W Rice (3-9)

W ISU (7-6) by 3 points at home
W KSU (8-5)
W Texas Tech(4-8) by 3 at home
W OSU (8-5)
W WV (5-7) by 3 at home
W TCU (5-7)
L OU (12-2) by 3
W Texas (8-5)
W KU (3-9) 

L OU (12-2) in the Big 12 champ game by 7
L versus Georgia (12-2) in the Sugar Bowl by 12

Not to mention Joe Brady has been a fantastic at every stop he's been at -- except the two seasons working for Rhule at Carolina.

16 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

What Would Mrs Cowherd Do?

Tell Colin to "Shut The Fuck Up"   😋

Some people seem to forget how bad Temple and Baylor were before Rhule coached there. They were basement level embarrassing. Whether he's an elite coach I don't know, but overrated or not good as a college coach?

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Some people seem to forget how bad Temple and Baylor were before Rhule coached there. They were basement level embarrassing. Whether he's an elite coach I don't know, but overrated or not good as a college coach?

Why bother making shit up?

Baylor was 10-3, 8-5, 11-2, 11-2, 10-3, 7-6 before Rhule showed up.  The 7-6 season was with Grobe after Briles was fired. They went to the Fiesta Bowl and the Cotton Bowl a few years before Rhule showed up.  

That was not basement level embarrassing. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Why bother making shit up?

 

It's a "Surly Tradition"   😋

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

It's a "Surly Tradition"   😋

I wish we were that level of basement embarrassing for 6 consecutive seasons. 

31 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Why bother making shit up?

Baylor was 10-3, 8-5, 11-2, 11-2, 10-3, 7-6 before Rhule showed up.  The 7-6 season was with Grobe after Briles was fired. They went to the Fiesta Bowl and the Cotton Bowl a few years before Rhule showed up.  

That was not basement level embarrassing. 

IIRC they lost a lot the year Rhule showed up because that's when the hammer came down due to the Briles shit. What he did there was pretty remarkable. 

45 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Why bother making shit up?

Baylor was 10-3, 8-5, 11-2, 11-2, 10-3, 7-6 before Rhule showed up.  The 7-6 season was with Grobe after Briles was fired. They went to the Fiesta Bowl and the Cotton Bowl a few years before Rhule showed up.  

That was not basement level embarrassing. 

Yeah, record Baylor was good, but he was walking into a situation where Baylor was getting trashed through the news, they had just fired their coach, athletic director, and university president. Nobody wanted to coach there, nobody wanted to play there.  When Rhule took over as coach in December Baylor had one single commit, just 1 with sanctions still looming. Baylor had just lost their last 6 games as the wheels were coming off. To walk into that environment to convincing kids to come play there, go 1-11 the first year after that shit storm to the following year playing in the conference championship game and losing in overtime is a pretty good turn around in my book.

21 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


Panthers have an owner as stupid as Dan Snyder. I hope he signs his next loser to a ten year contract.

10 year contract?!  You’d have to be regarded and desperate.

On 10/10/2022 at 12:24 PM, Horn Dogg said:

Whichever school can produce the best looking smock will win the Matt Rhule lottery.

More like the worst looking smock.

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

10 year contract?!  You’d have to be regarded and desperate.

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Still waiting for a Texas coach to luck into an 11 win season. And Rhule did it after Baylor was totally in the dumps post Briles rape cover up scandal. What he accomplished was a miracle. 

7 hours ago, The Dog said:

IIRC they lost a lot the year Rhule showed up because that's when the hammer came down due to the Briles shit. What he did there was pretty remarkable. 

He should have never had the opportunity to coach Baylor. The program should have been burned to the ground.

4 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Still waiting for a Texas coach to luck into an 11 win season. And Rhule did it after Baylor was totally in the dumps post Briles rape cover up scandal. What he accomplished was a miracle. 

But a Texas coach never got the opportunity to play Texas. 

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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He looks like he's into the Penn State tradition of diddling boys in the showers. 

On 10/10/2022 at 2:00 PM, nnm said:

Why is this guy being mentioned on Urban levels? He had a decent run at temple and brought RapeU back from the dead. That’s it. He’s obviously a good coach, but doesn’t exactly have a long or distinguished career. 

I wonder the same. College football is littered with the bodies of coaches that turned around a G5 school and then failed to turn around a P5 school into a powerhouse. His time at baylor was so short, that we basically have his 2019 season as evidence that he's a cant miss guy. 

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Its a nice season, but his victories were over SFA (3-9), UTSA (4-8), Rice (3-9), Iowa State (7-6), Kansas State (8-5), Tech (4-8), OSU (8-5), WVU (5-7), TCU (5-7), Texas (8-5), KU (3-9). In fact, unless I'm missing something, Rhule didnt have a single win against a ranked team in his 3 years at Baylor, and only 2 wins at Temple (#20 Navy  and # 21 East Carolina). 

So the entirety of his collegiate head coaching experience yields a 47-43 overall record with a record of 2-16 against ranked teams (0-11 @ Baylor, 2-5 @ Temple). We dont even need to talk about his NFL stint. I'm sure he will get a gig at a P5 school and they will probably make him a top 10 paid coach, but he's not worth it in my opinion. 

On 10/10/2022 at 11:09 AM, tokamak said:

The guy thought Baker fucking Mayfield was the answer to his team's problems. Are we sure he's a good coach?

Well Baker was a good college QB and everyone thinks Rhule is a very good college coach.

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