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Megathread is astoundingly stupid. No one cares about the national league on here and the Astros have their own thread so it would’ve just been this anyway. Yankees opt to leave off one of their best players in Peraza for Marwin useless fucker Gonzalez and never to be used pinch runner Tim Locastro. Oh and Scott Effross needs tommy John so bullpen is fucked. Whatever. Fuck Myles Straw.

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Should be a good series.

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Saw a tweet that said watching your favorite team in the baseball playoffs is like watching a loved one try to diffuse a bomb for 3 hours.

Like stepping back in time... 

Bob Costas and Ron Darling announcing Yanks vs Indians

I grew up around Cleveland, so I have been a fan of them as long as I can remember. Growing up in the 90s, they had some amazing teams and HoF players that should have won at least 1 World Series along the way. It never happened though, 97 was their best chance and they lost it in game 7 to a bunch of overpaid mercenaries on the Marlins. Sad times for The Land. 2016 was nearly a repeat, but at least the Cubs were a respectable team and just as desperate of a fan base. 

This year feels like they overachieving to me, but they have a great base to build around. They gotta ride it as far as it will go, and maybe they get some luck. Would love to see them down the Yankees more than any other team in the league, but it's gonna take a lot of luck to win 3.  Godspeed Guardians. 

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Top of the first and our glaring definciencies at shortstop and manager already evident.

Why did Judge hit lead off? I thought that was a temporary thing to help him get to 62 home runs. Seems like a dumb strat to not have him third.

They're praying for a Bartman.

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Donaldson, Hicks, IKF, Gallo, Marwin Gonzalez. That’s just a list of players I fucking hate

Lol. Sterling called it a HR on the radio.

Sterling is worse than Corso
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Straw making the final out while the crowd chanted “asshole” at him was literal perfection. Go eat shit bitch. Hell yeah.

5 hours ago, Helobious said:

No game tomorrow, game 2 will be Friday.

Potentially four games in a row with a round trip to Cleveland and no travel days.  Plenty of built-in excuses.

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Lol. This is going to be a sweep. And your entire fanbase was in tears yesterday about how unfair it was to have 6 days off while seattle played. Nevermind their starter last pitched in September. And cole had a long layoff too but he was on yesterday. Accept the fact that verlander just playoff sucks.

29 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Lol. This is going to be a sweep. And your entire fanbase was in tears yesterday about how unfair it was to have 6 days off while seattle played. Nevermind their starter last pitched in September. And cole had a long layoff too but he was on yesterday. Accept the fact that verlander just playoff sucks.

Don't care, got Jimbo Yordan

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

Potentially four games in a row with a round trip to Cleveland and no travel days.  Plenty of built-in excuses.

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Only games 3-5 are in a row.

6 hours ago, Helobious said:

No game tomorrow, game 2 will be Friday.

Wut?

Oh, you must mean IF there is no game tomorrow.

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3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Wut?

Oh, you must mean IF there is no game tomorrow.

It’s as good as postponed. Rain forecast all day tomorrow. Should’ve been playing today. 

13 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

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Only games 3-5 are in a row.

You are missing if G2 is postponed from Thurs to Friday.  That’s what Helo is saying and what I was commenting on.  

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Lol. This is going to be a sweep. And your entire fanbase was in tears yesterday about how unfair it was to have 6 days off while seattle played. Nevermind their starter last pitched in September. And cole had a long layoff too but he was on yesterday. Accept the fact that verlander just playoff sucks.

Verlander has 4 playoff starts against the Yankees with Houston: 3-1, 29.2 IP, 2.16 ERA

You might want to inform them that he sucks, they don't seem to have realized it.

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41 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

Verlander has 4 playoff starts against the Yankees with Houston: 3-1, 29.2 IP, 2.16 ERA

You might want to inform them that he sucks, they don't seem to have realized it.

Now do his most recent 5 starts in the playoffs vs anyone.

9 hours ago, Helobious said:

Lol. This is going to be a sweep. And your entire fanbase was in tears yesterday about how unfair it was to have 6 days off while seattle played. Nevermind their starter last pitched in September. And cole had a long layoff too but he was on yesterday. Accept the fact that verlander just playoff sucks.

JFC ... you might be the most miserable cocksucker on the internet.

20 hours ago, Helobious said:

Lol. This is going to be a sweep. And your entire fanbase was in tears yesterday about how unfair it was to have 6 days off while seattle played. Nevermind their starter last pitched in September. And cole had a long layoff too but he was on yesterday. Accept the fact that verlander just playoff sucks.

Maybe you should accept the fact that the Yankees just playoff suck.

Will the Yankees turn into pumpkins when forced to play a non prime time game?

 

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That fucks the Yankees pitching situation bigly. Only saving grace is that you can guarantee one of those ALCS NY games will be rained out too. October in NYC is no joke. I hear. 

5 hours ago, Helobious said:

That fucks the Yankees pitching situation bigly. Only saving grace is that you can guarantee one of those ALCS NY games will be rained out too. October in NYC is no joke. I hear. 

Um…wut?

On 10/12/2022 at 1:19 PM, Helobious said:

Lol. This is going to be a sweep. And your entire fanbase was in tears yesterday about how unfair it was to have 6 days off while seattle played. Nevermind their starter last pitched in September. And cole had a long layoff too but he was on yesterday. Accept the fact that verlander just playoff sucks.

19 hours ago, Helobious said:

That fucks the Yankees pitching situation bigly. Only saving grace is that you can guarantee one of those ALCS NY games will be rained out too. October in NYC is no joke. I hear. 

 

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21 hours ago, Helobious said:

October in NYC is no joke. I hear. 

Biggest whore on 5th avenue, I'm told.

21 hours ago, Helobious said:

That fucks the Yankees pitching situation bigly. Only saving grace is that you can guarantee one of those ALCS NY games will be rained out too. October in NYC is no joke. I hear. 

 

13 hours ago, Helobious said:

Rainy & stuff.

Helo coming hard with the hearsay 

MonthPrecipitation

Jan4.13in.

Feb3.15in.

Mar4.37in.

Apr4.28in.

May4.69in.

Jun3.84in.

Jul4.62in.

Aug4.22in.

Sept4.23in.

Oct3.85in.

Nov4.36in.

Dec3.95in.

 

 

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That will be funny to look back on when we’re in here talking about game 4 of the ALCS getting rained out.

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I’ll give Boone credit, no one else in the majors has this level of balls. Will start cole on schedule in potential game 4, not going to save him for potential game 5.

 

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30 minutes ago, Helobious said:

That will be funny to look back on when we’re in here talking about game 4 of the ALCS getting rained out.

Yankee fan in Texas can't quite grasp the difference between "a particular October in New York may be rainy", which is absolutely true, and his statement of "October in NYC is no joke ... Rainy & stuff", which is demonstrably untrue (relative to other months in NYC).

33 minutes ago, Helobious said:

That will be funny to look back on when we’re in here talking about game 4 of the ALCS getting rained out.

Yeah. Cleveland can have some rough weather in late October. 

33 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I’ll give Boone credit, no one else in the majors has this level of balls. Will start cole on schedule in potential game 4, not going to save him for potential game 5.

 

Why are we concerned about game 4 or 5?  This is going to be a sweep, I hear.

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