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2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Pitching vs hitting, totally different and I’m not contradicting myself. Y’all were saying your pitchers were rusty, I’m saying a hitter that just completed a media circus record chase is rusty. Not the same situations.

Except right after the rainout you said that "bigly" screwed up the NY pitching rotation. We're having trouble keeping up with your bipolar contradictions. 

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Except right after the rainout you said that "bigly" screwed up the NY pitching rotation. We're having trouble keeping up with your bipolar contradictions. 

Blame the postseason scheduling. 

41 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

0-7 with 7k’s for Judge so far this post season?  Yikes. 

have they released him yet?

1 minute ago, strangulation! said:

have they released him yet?

There’s only one fool around here with that thought …

Damn, Tito... you've got at least two more games in a row after this.  Godspeed to you.

Good thing Boone pinch ran for Stanton. You'd hate not to have a .186 hitter leading off the bottom of the tenth when you're down by 2. 

3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Damn, Tito... you've got at least two more games in a row after this.  Godspeed to you.

True but this is a huge game for CLE

Alright, alright... could get interesting here

Wow, fantastic pitching by Clase to end it! 2 home games coming up for Cleveland! WAHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Wow, fantastic pitching by Clase to end it! 2 home games coming up for Cleveland! WAHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the Yankees suck on the road

17 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Today was eye-opening. We don’t have the horses to beat these guys. Zero threatening hitters in the lineup, with judge a non-factor now and Stanton unreliable. Motherfuck. Fuck you Cashman.

You guys just need to spend more. Its hardly fair hamstringing Cashman with such a meager payroll.

2022 payrolls

Cleveland - $82 million

NY - $265 million

 

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Yeah this shit is fucking over. Guardian pitching is too much. No idea what the fuck happened game 1 but it was a fluke. I haz sad.

Just now, Helobious said:

Yeah this shit is fucking over. Guardian pitching is too much. No idea what the fuck happened game 1 but it was a fluke. I haz sad.

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"Can't we say the Guardians got lucky, and the Yankees deserved to win the game?"

NO.  Not fucking really.  Cleveland fucking won it straight up.

The media horseshit needs to stop.  Not really sure why I had the postgame on, but there it was.

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

Billy Crystal Reaction GIF by MOODMAN

Careful, there’s another Yankee fan on the board who doesn’t like to use tissues … I think he prefers to shove a Tampax up each nostril.

Ah, beautiful October...when the only thing falling as fast as the leaves is Yankee fans' confidence. 

I mean, Cleveland offense is ass my dude. It’s highly likely the Yanks still win this in 4. 

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean, Cleveland offense is ass my dude. It’s highly likely the Yanks still win this in 4. 

Very possible … but, how do you measure the pure joy of watching Yankees fans’ misery?

and getting to see 7 more Judge strikeouts.

9 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean, Cleveland offense is ass my dude. It’s highly likely the Yanks still win this in 4. 

None of us are burying the Yankees in this series but damn it's fun to see helo cry. 

Safe to say neither offense is really good. NY just goes for the seats and reaches them often enough to beat most teams most of the time. 

2 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Except right after the rainout you said that "bigly" screwed up the NY pitching rotation. We're having trouble keeping up with your bipolar contradictions. 

Yep yesterday it was gonna be a sweep. Today, there's no way they can win the series.

LMFAO.

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

You guys just need to spend more. Its hardly fair hamstringing Cashman with such a meager payroll.

2022 payrolls

Cleveland - $82 million

NY - $265 million

 

Maybe they should moneywhip Jimbo to NYC.

3 minutes ago, wood said:

Maybe they should moneywhip Jimbo to NYC.

Boomhauer the auctioneer vs the NY media would be pretty fucking badass.

4 hours ago, Gourmand said:

None of us are burying the Yankees in this series but damn it's fun to see helo cry. 

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2 hours ago, wood said:

Yep yesterday it was gonna be a sweep. Today, there's no way they can win the series.

LMFAO.

It's almost like he's a UT football fan!

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I fucking love A-Rod and don’t care what anyone thinks about it. Dude has never been a dumbass and has made a successful life after baseball. I believe his company owns about 10,000 rental properties or something like that. He’s smart and cashman & co should try listening to him. The leadoff shit is stupid, but overblown as he is not their best hitter anymore. No one is.

5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I fucking love A-Rod and don’t care what anyone thinks about it. Dude has never been a dumbass and has made a successful life after baseball. I believe his company owns about 10,000 rental properties or something like that. He’s smart and cashman & co should try listening to him. The leadoff shit is stupid, but overblown as he is not their best hitter anymore. No one is.

Playoff Helobodork >>> Regular Season Helobodork

I fucking love A-Rod and don’t care what anyone thinks about it. Dude has never been a dumbass and has made a successful life after baseball. I believe his company owns about 10,000 rental properties or something like that. He’s smart and cashman & co should try listening to him. The leadoff shit is stupid, but overblown as he is not their best hitter anymore. No one is.
Well of course you love a cheater Hypocritobious

Yeah, I commented on that during game 1. I thought he was hitting first in the regular season to help him get extra at-bats to break the Maris record.  I don't understand putting Judge in the leadoff spot in games that matter. He's not a fast runner to make it around the bases on follow up hits. He's a power hitter, and his best role is clean up, a strategy I learned playing Little League baseball. It's a really dumb move, seems like someone on the Yankees is out-smarting themselves trying to be different. 

8 hours ago, Helobious said:

I fucking love A-Rod and don’t care what anyone thinks about it. Dude has never been a dumbass and has made a successful life after baseball. I believe his company owns about 10,000 rental properties or something like that. He’s smart and cashman & co should try listening to him. The leadoff shit is stupid, but overblown as he is not their best hitter anymore. No one is.

Alex Rodriguez has the IQ of a ham sammich.  

And he's admitted to taking steroids.

But cheating is totally legal and totally cool when it's the Yankees and you still get to hammer anyone else who gets caught cheating.  Because reasons.

Tell your boys to beat Cleveland so my boys get to send your boys home for like the 9th time in the last 6 years.

 

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I'm just glad A-Rod didn't quite get to 700 HRs. People who rip on the other 'roiders but give him a pass are being hard to figure. 

18 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

I'm just glad A-Rod didn't quite get to 700 HRs. People who rip on the other 'roiders but give him a pass are being hard to figure. 

They're just being Yankee fans/apologists.  You know, douchebags.

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8 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Yeah, I commented on that during game 1. I thought he was hitting first in the regular season to help him get extra at-bats to break the Maris record.  I don't understand putting Judge in the leadoff spot in games that matter. He's not a fast runner to make it around the bases on follow up hits. He's a power hitter, and his best role is clean up, a strategy I learned playing Little League baseball. It's a really dumb move, seems like someone on the Yankees is out-smarting themselves trying to be different. 

He’s fast enough. 18 or 19 steals on the year and he moves very well for his size. I think if DJL or Benni wasn’t hurt it’d be different but he needs to be hitting 2nd or 3rd anyway. I think conventional wisdom has moved away from “best hitter bats cleanup” nowadays. But like I said he needs to start actually playing like he’s the best hitter.

11 hours ago, Helobious said:

Dude has never been a dumbass

We still talking about the dude who got suspended for a year?

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

We still talking about the dude who got suspended for a year?

*No longer a dumbass. Better? He knows the game and is a savvy business man.

25 minutes ago, Helobious said:

*No longer a dumbass. Better? He knows the game and is a savvy business man.

“You always want even leads versus odd leads," Rodriguez said. "Why? The solo home run doesn't tie it and the grand slam doesn't beat you. Keep it simple."

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

He’s fast enough. 18 or 19 steals on the year and he moves very well for his size. I think if DJL or Benni wasn’t hurt it’d be different but he needs to be hitting 2nd or 3rd anyway. I think conventional wisdom has moved away from “best hitter bats cleanup” nowadays. But like I said he needs to start actually playing like he’s the best hitter.

The guy lead the league in home runs by a mile, you want hitters in front of him in case he goes yard. Batting third allows for that, batting first means his lead off homers are solo shots. This isnt rocket surgery.

6 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Alex Rodriguez has the IQ of a ham sammich.  

And he's admitted to taking steroids.

But cheating is totally legal and totally cool when it's the Yankees and you still get to hammer anyone else who gets caught cheating.  Because reasons.

Tell your boys to beat Cleveland so my boys get to send your boys home for like the 9th time in the last 6 years.

 

 

anyone openly supporting ARod or 'in his corner' or praising that idiot, is highly likely mentally ill / off. I just can't imagine anybody with a normally functionally brain being a ARod person 

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