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#51
1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Ah yes. The City model. AKA, what are you going to do, take our trophies and celebrations away? 

Yes but presumably they are going to sell more jerseys and be more profitable with brand growth entering Champions League for the first time in 20 years 

#52
8 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Yes but presumably they are going to sell more jerseys and be more profitable with brand growth entering Champions League for the first time in 20 years 

Ignore Oil money, sell more kits!

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#54

Im on a beach in Mexico drunk, but several moves for CFC.

Nkunku training with the squad

Jackson undergoing a medical

Caicedo in the works

Kai to Arsenal

Mount to manure

Kante, Ziyech, KK, Mendy to somewhere in the Saudis league

Dave to Inter

Kova to City

Lukaku being bitch

#57

I mean as an Arsenal I’m happy, but $133million?

DECLAN RICE TO ARSENAL IN RECORD MOVE 💰 Midfield engine leaves West Ham for Gunners for $133M, highest fee paid by EPL club for 🇬🇧 player. A piece of midfield steel that Arsenal hope will allow them to go the distance this season.GFOPs, did Arsenal overpay or is this the move?
#58

 

🚨Arsenal willing to make compromises to seal £105m Declan Rice deal in next 24 hoursArsenal’s payment structure - with £75m up front, £25m spread over the five years of the contract plus £5m in add-ons - did not meet with West Ham’s demands even though the final figure met…

 

#60
James Maddison has signed contract as new Tottenham player. Medical done in the morning as expected. ⚪️✅ #THFCHere we go confirmed

 

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#61
6 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Outsider looking in... this doesn't seem like an improvement. I guess you play a false 9 with Nkuku?

I think this is the first step, clear out the dead weight and bloated salaries.

Jackson won't be a main no. 9, we will add some depth here and Broja coming off an injury should simply be considered depth at this point. Victor keeps popping up but I don't think that happens. I think Vlahovic is more likely, who knows maybe we end up with a disgruntled Lukaku until we sign Toney in January.

Outside of that spot, I'm not mad at all. We need to add depth at outside but with Nkunku, Colwill, Gusto coming in and add a couple more signings we will have a young talented squad. I don't expect us to light the league up next year, but I hope we have more consistency in the line up and in the managerial spot.

Lot's of positive news that Caicedo is close. I fully expect Gallagher, Auba, Lukaku, CHO and Pulisic (ztejas) to be sold. I almost expect us to lose Mount on a free after next season at this rate. Chalobah and Maatsen might be out as well.

It's going to be a very different team out there. 

 

#64
16 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Is there any other kind?

Disgruntled Lukaku is my band's name. 

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#65
BREAKING: Manchester United agree £60m package deal for Mason Mount with Chelsea

See Ya GIF

Quite a haul for 1 year left on a contract and a player dictating which team they will be joining.

Edited by MoJames

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#66
🚨🟡🔵🇲🇦 #SPL |◉ As in January when he underwent medical tests at PSG , Al Nassr has identified a knee problem for Hakim Ziyech. He underwent further tests at PSG.◉ The club has doubts about signing him now.W @HanifBerkane

 

#67
7 hours ago, MoJames said:

Quite a haul for 1 year left on a contract and a player dictating which team they will be joining.

He's English. Surprised he didn't go for 200M.

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#68
2 hours ago, ztejas said:

He's English. Surprised he didn't go for 200M.

I guess he is more valuable than Mbappe 2 years ago in a similar situation.

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#69
1 minute ago, MoJames said:

I guess he is more valuable than Mbappe 2 years ago in a similar situation.

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I mean obviously. He plays for the English national team. 

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#70
🚨 EXCL: Chelsea have received written offer from Lyon for Christian Pulisic. €25m (+ meaningful sell-on still being negotiated): a level #CFC would find acceptable. Good relations with Textor & #OlympiqueLyonnais via Malo Gusto deal @TheAthleticFC #USMNT https://t.co/eLjfXabXmJ

 

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#74
Aston Villa is delighted to announce the signing of French international Moussa Diaby! ✍️

 

 

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#75
2 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:
Aston Villa is delighted to announce the signing of French international Moussa Diaby! ✍️

 

 

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glad he’s coming to the prem and not going to Saudi

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#76

holy shit -  Newcastle has the cash. £40m for Tino Livramento? Saints bought him for £5m two years ago. He didn't even play last year due to an ACL injury.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/aug/03/newcastle-agree-deal-to-sign-full-back-tino-livramento-from-southampton

 

Tino Livramento isn’t expected to be on the coach to Sheffield this afternoon #SaintsFc and Newcastle have agreed a fee totalling £40M with the add-ons Shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone and I think £40M is a great price for Saints - they did well again to stick to their guns

 

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#77
Newcastle have agreed a package of around £40m with Southampton for Tino Livramento, as @SkySportsLyall revealed.Chelsea have a big sell on clause based on profit made – anything above the £4m Saints paid. Chelsea entitled to over 40% of total profit/close to £15m.🤝

 

 

#78

Yep. Saints not getting all of that £40m unfortunately. We could really use it. I doubt Chelsea will even notice it added to their coffers.

#79

knew it was inevitable, but such a bummer nonetheless.

£30million

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12388619/West-Ham-agree-30m-deal-sign-James-Ward-Prowse-Southampton-David-Moyes-set-land-one-targets.html

Busy morning … West Ham have agreed a deal to sign James Ward-Prowse from Southampton

 

#80

Closer. We are getting there.

Chelsea have submitted formal bid to Southampton for Roméo Lavia worth £48m fee 🚨🔵 #CFCNegotiations ongoing between clubs as Liverpool last proposal was worth £45m and rejected.

 

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#85
14 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Well now apparently Liverpool is bidding on Cacedio.

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#86
2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Kane saga finally over?

Bayern Munich’s Harry Kane offer accepted by Tottenham; striker must decide on transfer

https://theathletic.com/4762030/2023/08/10/harry-kane-transfer-tottenham-bayern/

NOT SO FAST!

🚨 BREAKING 🚨Sky Sports News has been told it's looking increasingly likely Harry Kane will STAY at Tottenham despite agreeing a £100m fee with Bayern Munich for the transfer of the player.

 

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#87

Which DM bought for over 100 mil will be the better purchase?

 

Rice or Cacedio?

Winners for sure Brighton and West Ham

#88

 

🚨 TYLER ADAMS CHELSEA MOVE ON THE ROCKSTYLER ADAMS' proposed $31M move to CHELSEA has broken down, @skysports_sheth reporting. USMNT captain staying at LEEDS, at least for now it would seem, but other PL clubs have shown interest in matching release clause. 👀

 

#89
Understand Tyler Adams move to Chelsea isn’t complete YET. #CFCThere could be a possibility he may end up at Brighton 🔵 #BHAFC IF Chelsea manage to sign Caicedo 📝Lots going on! Never known anything like this 🤯

 

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#91
On 8/11/2023 at 8:58 AM, Captain Ron said:

Chelsea transfer room right now

 

charlie-day-its-always-sunny-in-philadel 

So as of this AM...

Caicedo is completing his medical.

Lavia has told Liverpool he wants to go to Chelsea.

Olise is picking Chelsea over Manchester City.

And Lukaku is still being a bitch.

#93
4 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

FFP Committee

Cant See Cheech Marin GIF

Whoever the EPL version of Cleveland St is, they're about to get turbo-fucked.

#94

pouring salt into Liverpool's wounds

It’s only ever been Chelsea.

 

#98

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/12940365/romeo-lavia-chelsea-complete-58m-deal-to-sign-southampton-midfielder

Romeo Lavia: Chelsea complete £58m deal to sign Southampton midfielder

Well done, Saints.

  • bought him from City 1 year ago for £14m.
  • Put a £50m evaluation on him earlier this summer and held strong.
  • Laughed at Liverpool's initial bid of £37m.
  • Scoffed at Liverpool's second bid of £41m.
  • Rejected Liverpool's 3rd bid at £45m.

Got to believe this is a record signing for a Championship player.

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#99
4 hours ago, yoladu said:

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/12940365/romeo-lavia-chelsea-complete-58m-deal-to-sign-southampton-midfielder

Romeo Lavia: Chelsea complete £58m deal to sign Southampton midfielder

Well done, Saints.

  • bought him from City 1 year ago for £14m.
  • Put a £50m evaluation on him earlier this summer and held strong.
  • Laughed at Liverpool's initial bid of £37m.
  • Scoffed at Liverpool's second bid of £41m.
  • Rejected Liverpool's 3rd bid at £45m.

Got to believe this is a record signing for a Championship player.

Joke's on you he plays for us now!

#100

not going to help Everton, and will hurt Southampton. This guy is a prolific Championship goal scorer; but in the Premier League... not so much.

 

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