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1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Ah yes. The City model. AKA, what are you going to do, take our trophies and celebrations away? 

Yes but presumably they are going to sell more jerseys and be more profitable with brand growth entering Champions League for the first time in 20 years 

8 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Yes but presumably they are going to sell more jerseys and be more profitable with brand growth entering Champions League for the first time in 20 years 

Ignore Oil money, sell more kits!

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Im on a beach in Mexico drunk, but several moves for CFC.

Nkunku training with the squad

Jackson undergoing a medical

Caicedo in the works

Kai to Arsenal

Mount to manure

Kante, Ziyech, KK, Mendy to somewhere in the Saudis league

Dave to Inter

Kova to City

Lukaku being bitch

Outsider looking in... this doesn't seem like an improvement. I guess you play a false 9 with Nkuku?

I mean as an Arsenal I’m happy, but $133million?

That's an absurd amount of money for Rice. 

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6 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Outsider looking in... this doesn't seem like an improvement. I guess you play a false 9 with Nkuku?

I think this is the first step, clear out the dead weight and bloated salaries.

Jackson won't be a main no. 9, we will add some depth here and Broja coming off an injury should simply be considered depth at this point. Victor keeps popping up but I don't think that happens. I think Vlahovic is more likely, who knows maybe we end up with a disgruntled Lukaku until we sign Toney in January.

Outside of that spot, I'm not mad at all. We need to add depth at outside but with Nkunku, Colwill, Gusto coming in and add a couple more signings we will have a young talented squad. I don't expect us to light the league up next year, but I hope we have more consistency in the line up and in the managerial spot.

Lot's of positive news that Caicedo is close. I fully expect Gallagher, Auba, Lukaku, CHO and Pulisic (ztejas) to be sold. I almost expect us to lose Mount on a free after next season at this rate. Chalobah and Maatsen might be out as well.

It's going to be a very different team out there. 

 

49 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Pulisic (ztejas)

You wish. 

16 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Is there any other kind?

Disgruntled Lukaku is my band's name. 

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See Ya GIF

Quite a haul for 1 year left on a contract and a player dictating which team they will be joining.

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7 hours ago, MoJames said:

Quite a haul for 1 year left on a contract and a player dictating which team they will be joining.

He's English. Surprised he didn't go for 200M.

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2 hours ago, ztejas said:

He's English. Surprised he didn't go for 200M.

I guess he is more valuable than Mbappe 2 years ago in a similar situation.

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1 minute ago, MoJames said:

I guess he is more valuable than Mbappe 2 years ago in a similar situation.

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I mean obviously. He plays for the English national team. 

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Yep. Saints not getting all of that £40m unfortunately. We could really use it. I doubt Chelsea will even notice it added to their coffers.

Closer. We are getting there.

 

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Well now apparently Liverpool is bidding on Cacedio.

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14 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Well now apparently Liverpool is bidding on Cacedio.

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Which DM bought for over 100 mil will be the better purchase?

 

Rice or Cacedio?

Winners for sure Brighton and West Ham

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On 8/11/2023 at 8:58 AM, Captain Ron said:

Chelsea transfer room right now

 

charlie-day-its-always-sunny-in-philadel 

So as of this AM...

Caicedo is completing his medical.

Lavia has told Liverpool he wants to go to Chelsea.

Olise is picking Chelsea over Manchester City.

And Lukaku is still being a bitch.

4 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

FFP Committee

Cant See Cheech Marin GIF

Whoever the EPL version of Cleveland St is, they're about to get turbo-fucked.

pouring salt into Liverpool's wounds

 

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/12940365/romeo-lavia-chelsea-complete-58m-deal-to-sign-southampton-midfielder

Romeo Lavia: Chelsea complete £58m deal to sign Southampton midfielder

Well done, Saints.

  • bought him from City 1 year ago for £14m.
  • Put a £50m evaluation on him earlier this summer and held strong.
  • Laughed at Liverpool's initial bid of £37m.
  • Scoffed at Liverpool's second bid of £41m.
  • Rejected Liverpool's 3rd bid at £45m.

Got to believe this is a record signing for a Championship player.

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4 hours ago, yoladu said:

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/12940365/romeo-lavia-chelsea-complete-58m-deal-to-sign-southampton-midfielder

Romeo Lavia: Chelsea complete £58m deal to sign Southampton midfielder

Well done, Saints.

  • bought him from City 1 year ago for £14m.
  • Put a £50m evaluation on him earlier this summer and held strong.
  • Laughed at Liverpool's initial bid of £37m.
  • Scoffed at Liverpool's second bid of £41m.
  • Rejected Liverpool's 3rd bid at £45m.

Got to believe this is a record signing for a Championship player.

Joke's on you he plays for us now!

not going to help Everton, and will hurt Southampton. This guy is a prolific Championship goal scorer; but in the Premier League... not so much.

 

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