October 25, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, Brisketexan said: I quibble with the phrase "the planet will not survive." The planet is a big rock that has been through some pretty catastrophic shit, multiple extinction events, etc., and it's still spinning and orbiting the sun. The planet will, in the long run, be fine. We humans, and the current ecosystem that we depend on, may be turbofucked, though. And as a human, that causes me significant concern. Because I like our planet. But I REALLY like that I can live on it. If that changes, then I'm gonna be fucked, as are my descendants. It's a movie quote. I agree that the planet--and life--will find a way to persist until our sun enters its red giant phase, so perhaps the character should have said, "the planet as we know it ... " or something to that effect. However, sometimes, it's better to let the humorless pedants be damned and lend to brevity.
October 25, 20223 yr 15 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said: It's a movie quote. Somebody already made a movie about the missing snow crabs? With football back to sucking shit and the Astros in the Series, I've got baseball on the mind. Hadn't seen this thread in awhile and did a double-take, "The 1b's name is Missing Snow"? Manny Mota, Mota, Mota........
October 25, 20223 yr Author Popular Post 1 hour ago, YGIFS said: Somebody already made a movie about the missing snow crabs? Yes. The Jameis Winston Story.
October 25, 20223 yr On 10/14/2022 at 4:15 PM, Cornpop said: Who is denying that there is a bunch of trash in the ocean? The Chinese who we pay to “recycle” our plastics.
October 26, 20223 yr Some of greatest leaps in evolution come from near extinction level events, so in a way we are just helping the human race and all the other winners evolve into greater excellence.
October 20, 20232 yr Long read below but scientists are saying basically warmer waters increased the crabs’ metabolism making them eat more and they eventually they all starved to death when the food ran out. Cod took care of the rest. https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/19/us/alaska-crabs-ocean-heat-climate/index.html Edited October 20, 20232 yr by HiggyBaby
October 20, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said: Long read below but scientists are saying basically warmer waters increased the crabs’ metabolism making them eat more and they eventually they all starved to death when the food ran out. Cod took care of the rest. https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/19/us/alaska-crabs-ocean-heat-climate/index.html Climate change? That's just what Big Science wants us to believe!
October 20, 20232 yr 22 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said: Long read below but scientists are saying basically warmer waters increased the crabs’ metabolism making them eat more and they eventually they all starved to death when the food ran out. Cod took care of the rest. https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/19/us/alaska-crabs-ocean-heat-climate/index.html Dammit. Cannibal crabs was way more fun. And then I was hoping they would grow into an unstoppable crab army and consume us all.
October 20, 20232 yr Author 44 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said: Climate change? That's just what Big Science wants us to believe! It got in the 70s last week. Climate change is clearly a myth!
October 20, 20232 yr Fucking Jeff Foxworthy and those Golden Corral ads. That ferret on his upper lip is convincing and devastating to the environment. When anthropologists 1000s of years from now study to determine our downfall, I hope they come to the conclusion that the beginning of the end was here.
October 20, 20232 yr 16 hours ago, HiggyBaby said: Long read below but scientists are saying basically warmer waters increased the crabs’ metabolism making them eat more and they eventually they all starved to death when the food ran out. Cod took care of the rest. https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/19/us/alaska-crabs-ocean-heat-climate/index.html Crab stuffed cod. Sounds tasty.
October 20, 20232 yr I think they just got tired of those Alaskan rednecks and just walked somewhere else. Probably hanging around Hawaii now.
October 21, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, Samson's Wig said: Damnit, now I'm hungry. Right there with you.
October 21, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, Jerry Callo said: I think they just got tired of those Alaskan rednecks and just walked somewhere else. Probably hanging around Hawaii now. Naw, the males are probably just looking for some East Coast Ovulators.
October 21, 20232 yr 23 hours ago, HiggyBaby said: Long read below but scientists are saying basically warmer waters increased the crabs’ metabolism making them eat more and they eventually they all starved to death when the food ran out. Cod took care of the rest. https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/19/us/alaska-crabs-ocean-heat-climate/index.html COD gonna nomnom
October 24, 20232 yr On 10/20/2023 at 3:08 PM, Jerry Callo said: I think they just got tired of those Alaskan rednecks and just walked somewhere else. Probably hanging around Hawaii now. this, don’t migration paths change ?
October 24, 20232 yr Yeah, but now you got your damn border patrol crack-downs. Literally, cracking. But there's so much demand for crabs that know a trade.
October 24, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Deej said: Do we know the population numbers of the imitation snow crabs? It’s all perfectly good we just got too much!
October 24, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, Deej said: Do we know the population numbers of the imitation snow crabs? Are we completely sure that Costco is behind all this just trying to get rid of some expired bulk product?
October 24, 20232 yr I think this is the same reason that our Longhorns left for Scotland, cooler summers.
October 24, 20232 yr 31 minutes ago, Basil said: Fucking cod. I knew it. I yelled this out loud in Capt. Kirk's voice, "COOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!"
October 24, 20232 yr On 10/19/2023 at 9:58 PM, Biff Tannen said: Dammit. Cannibal crabs was way more fun. And then I was hoping they would grow into an unstoppable crab army and consume us all. I saw Cannibal Crabs when they opened for Death Angel at Emo's around 1994, I believe.
October 24, 20232 yr I thought Cannibal Crabs was what armybrat gave to the rest of the Donner Party when shit went sideways.
October 24, 20232 yr Author Cannibal Crabs is what my buddy got from fucking that stripper from XTC in Houston.
October 24, 20232 yr 28 minutes ago, crash_davis said: Cannibal Crabs is what my buddy got from fucking that stripper from XTC in Houston. Mystery? Well the kid isn’t mine, I don’t care what she told this “buddy.” Edited October 24, 20232 yr by Bozo_Casanova
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