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    Jesus Christ. So many pussy ass bitches on this board. Change your fucking tampons.

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    I’m not an aggy just a guy that calls it like it is. Our coaches would trade their left nuts to get Walter Nolan on our team. We have no difference makers. I can’t believe we have 5th year seniors on

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@Pancho got the message.

They don't want this shit. 

This shitty ISU team is about to meet their maker. 

God bless anyone willing to suit up for that joke of a program this weekend. They're in for a world of fucking pain. 

God I fucking love Bo. Put that shit on the wall. 

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Cyclones about to feel the sooners pain. 45-7. 

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Heading down to tailgate in an hour. See y'all there. 

When this is over today, the cyclones won't be much more than a baby fart.

HOOK EM!

ISU is so screwed. 20 point beatdown incoming.

7 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

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This is hypnotic 

Just took a giant dump. Feels like winning. 

5 star culture sucks

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6 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Just took a giant dump. Feels like winning. 

 

#metoo

BetMGM has fucked me 2 out of the last 3 weeks not being available; does anyone have good betting ap?  

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Nice. I won't be there till 8AM when they open. I like your dedication. 

Well, someone has to turn the lights on!

Good morning. Stay hydrated. Beat the cyclones. I love you all.

1 minute ago, Aslan24 said:

Good morning. Stay hydrated. Beat the cyclones. I love you all.

Beer is liquid so shouldn’t be a problem for most.  

6 minutes ago, Aslan24 said:

Good morning. Stay hydrated. Beat the cyclones. I love you all.

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9 minutes ago, Aslan24 said:

Good morning. Stay hydrated. Beat the cyclones. I love you all.

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Still cumming buckets from last week.  Ready to beat the shit out of ISU today. 

Finishing putting down base layer and then will be heading to Caesar’s Sportsbook for a day of Texas winning, the Stros sweeping and general goodness.  
LFG!!!

Cyclones gonna leave Austin as a chance of sprinkles.  
 

fuck their faces 

If you have a kid in 1st grade in Austin and scheduled his birthday party today at 11am when my wife has a training she can't miss so I have to take my daughter - well then FUCK YOU!

And you'd better keep my kids entertained so I can sit to the side and watch the game on my phone.

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