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  • pearlandhorn
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    Jesus Christ. So many pussy ass bitches on this board. Change your fucking tampons.

  • DoubleQuarterPounder
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    I’m not an aggy just a guy that calls it like it is. Our coaches would trade their left nuts to get Walter Nolan on our team. We have no difference makers. I can’t believe we have 5th year seniors on

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This team gets it back to start the 3rd too.  Put some pressure on the Cyclones D.

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38 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

An L

 

38 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Lol no we aren’t 

 

37 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Playing soft Tech defense.  We are fucked.  

Every single one of you is a fucking pussy ass bitch.

Gotta go say hi to Bevo!
Speaking of... Bevo XV looking quite majestic.
38 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Lol no we aren’t 

You still feeling real smart for posting this or nah?

Well j Whitt is from cuero, so he knows a thing or two about steers

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Was it us,or did Bevo just look like wtf?

Lmao. Bevo's like yeah, nice TD, but i almost killed Georgia's dog.

Good finish. Let’s do it again to start the second half 

1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:

 

 

Every single one of you is a fucking pussy ass bitch.

Repped, but, let's be honest. That was looking like a shit sandwich for awhile there. 

That Rojo tackle on the KO kicked this team in the head.  

Let's.  Fucking.  Go.

4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

imagine making this post

or the guy cheering on Watts' injury.

Truly why Texas can't have nice things.

Sark, "Surely! Chill! I will score, leave no time on the clock and still have a timeout in my pocket!"

Can't believe Sark left 13 seconds on the clock. What an idiot. 
Lol, right?????? I mean, what the fuck?!?!?!,!,!,!!!??? And fucking bench Ewers and Bijan. Team already quit after the first quarter and so on and so forth........./s
JFC, the people on this board.

And let's not forget to bitch about Sark.

feels like ewers has gotten over whatever funk he was in the first hour of the game

3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

 


People were saying the same shit last week and there went down and scored on OU with like 18 seconds left.

One of the consistent themes in this team losing is the defense getting worn out. He is right to bleed the clock in this situation. They get the ball at half, big opportunity for the defense to regroup.

 

I’m fine with bleeding the clock when you’re inside the 20. But we were sitting at the 40 yard line with ~40 seconds left and running the football with seemingly no urgency. If Ewers takes a bad sack, it likely wipes out a score entirely because of our kicking situation. If Bijan isn’t an absolute freak on that post over the middle for 25 yards, who knows what ends up happening? Thankful it all worked out with insane execution.

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We could easily be up 24-7 or down 14-7.  Game is crazy close because we can’t cover the slant.  

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

That Rojo tackle on the KO kicked this team in the head.  

Let's.  Fucking.  Go.

I thought it was the int. 

RG pumping up the shit out of Texas. The othe fucker always trying to say something negative.

It can not be overstated how important Jaylan Ford's INT was as it turned the momentum in the first half. 

RBIII a little strong-syrupy at times -- trying too hard to have personality, maybe from his inexperience -- but doing good work. Was enjoying some of his commentary before I knew it was him.

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2 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Lmao. Bevo's like yeah, nice TD, but i almost killed Georgia's dog.

I hope that's my last memory when I die 

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I really want a beer, but as a recovering alcoholic I shouldn't. 

Just get hiiiiiigh my brother.

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I really want a beer, but as a recovering alcoholic I shouldn't. 

Not worth it, brother.

Fuck all you fuckers calling us pussies and shit. Have you not watched Longhorn football over the last 10+ years. We have a fucking reason to doubt anything good in relation to this team.

Just now, mwaadeeb said:

RBIII a little strong-syrupy at times -- trying to hard to have personality, maybe from inexperience -- but doing good work. Was enjoying some of his commentary before I knew it was him.

He certainly seems to care.

Love it. They were getting punked by Iowa State like the last three years and then said "fuck that" and kicked ass after that interception. 

I made a comment we had to drive long fields all year last week and maybe Ewers and company are just bored with short fields. They just can't get it going unless they have to go 80 yards 

2 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

perfect drive and clock management 

Was looking a little sus though until Bijan let his nuts hang.

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

feels like ewers has gotten over whatever funk he was in the first hour of the game

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1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

It can not be overstated how important Jaylan Ford's INT was as it turned the momentum in the first half. 

It prevented immediate collapse of the universe.  

I’m fine with bleeding the clock when you’re inside the 20. But we were sitting at the 40 yard line with ~40 seconds left and running the football with seemingly no urgency. If Ewers takes a bad sack, it likely wipes out a score entirely because of our kicking situation. If Bijan isn’t an absolute freak on that post over the middle for 25 yards, who knows what ends up happening? Thankful it all worked out with insane execution.

With getting the ball back there’s just very little downside when you’re that far down the field. You really didn’t want to give ISU the ball back there. I think it was well managed.
2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

feels like ewers has gotten over whatever funk he was in the first hour of the game

The whole thing about him being unflappable seems to be real. It’s awesome. 

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

feels like ewers has gotten over whatever funk he was in the first hour of the game

He has a lot to learn on his footwork and approach. I am sure they got sloppy at tOSU running scout team.

He is a young QB, prone to inconsistency. Water is wet.

 

It’s crazy to think we lost Neyor and haven’t been able to incorporate Billingsley or Hall into our offense and we’re still this explosive with just Sanders, Worthy, and Whittington as downfield passing options.

Game is being called well just we aren't executing. QE has been off and the line is ugh...on defense we can't get to the QB. 

Bijan just left a canyon down the middle of DKR with his giant nutsack. 

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