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Fucking Cook gave himself a tiny bit of redemption after his idiotic fuck up with the mishap on the blocked punt

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    Jesus Christ. So many pussy ass bitches on this board. Change your fucking tampons.

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    I’m not an aggy just a guy that calls it like it is. Our coaches would trade their left nuts to get Walter Nolan on our team. We have no difference makers. I can’t believe we have 5th year seniors on

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Just now, millhouse said:

Ugly ass win. Fire PK

Only gave up 21 pts

Fucking Ewers was trash most of the day. If he actually plays halfway decently this is a 20 pt win

Glad to have the win, but pissed off at the shitty level of play. 
 

Screw it… I’ll take it. Fuck that monkey sitting on our back.

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Roschon Johnson's senior day ovation should be 15 minutes long

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Nice to finally see us win on when we’re playing like shit.

Now I’m going to go take a big dump.

Ewers played poorly and was still 17/26 with 3 TDs

Just now, MrBig said:

Fucking Cook gave himself a tiny bit of redemption after his idiotic fuck up with the mishap on the blocked punt

I mean it was complete redemption. He delivered the game ender

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Matt Campbell still gonna be pissed when he sees it was a fucking shoulder. Clear as day 

Yeah, and yet RGIII kept saying it was definitely targeting for about 4 minutes before he changed his mind.

I love how many of you expected to get hosed, when we just saw a prime example of having close calls go our way.   Get that pussy victim mentality shit out of here.

You better get the fuck out of here with your hindsight is 20/20 horseshit. Texas has been fucked so hard in our own stadium that the stadium should be pregnant.


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Cook redeemed himself with that forced fumble. 

5 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:

You’ll never admit it, but the refs did you a solid there.

Fuck off it was the right call. An OSU fan should never talk shit about refs after those multiple gifts you've gotten against us.

I really don’t know what targeting is - and neither does anyone else.

One game it’s helmet to helmet contact.

One game it’s any contact when leading with helmet.

Some games it’s crown of helmet.

Others it’s launching with helmet contact.

and sometimes it’s hitting a defenseless player.

 

That play was not helmet to helmet - it was helmet to shoulder - but it was leading with the helmet.

The only thing softer than the Texas secondary is Matt Campbell.  Cry me a river.  

"We will Win --- unconvincingly". 😋

Matt Campbell is a whiny little bitch.

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Cambell is going to be so nuts in the post presser...hope it doesn't' become a huge story.  The Call was correct.  Both the fumble and the Non Call.

He’s done this 10 times in this past three years. He’s the douche that cries foul. 

Damn that’s a game we for sure usually lose. I’m guessing that’s been said 1008 times by now but I’m joining in. Ugly, solid d, bijan…good-not great, worthy-why can’t we use him more? He has to have the full route tree. That route was filthy….

Just now, Hermanator said:

Only gave up 21 pts

Fucking Ewers was trash most of the day. If he actually plays halfway decently this is a 20 pt win

Which was pretty near our average of, what, 19 points? 

Thank you, strangers, for spilling beer on me when we got the ball. I ain't even mad. I'm happy and I'm wearing this shirt to dinner. Wife can be mad, IDGAF

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Defense still has a lot to figure out. They are situationally terrible, I don't care what everyone's advanced stats (including mine) say. 

Gave up like 100 3rd and longs 

Didn’t play well, but that’s a culture changing type game. Coming off of an enormous victory, starting slow, fighting back, falling behind again, and closing it out with the win. That kind of shit matters to the mentality of a team over the long haul

Hutchinson went apeshit on us. We pissed down our leg on multiple critical moments, Ewers was not at his best, but we still pulled out the win. This is a double digit loss last year.

 

Nail biter, but good shit Horns.

We're lucky enough to get out with that win! Jeepers! And Griffin finally shut up about the NON targeting.   I'm yelling at the TV "it was his fucking shoulder asshole"

Just now, BluTechsan said:

I really don’t know what targeting is - and neither does anyone else.

One game it’s helmet to helmet contact.

One game it’s any contact when leading with helmet.

Some games it’s crown of helmet.

Others it’s launching with helmet contact.

and sometimes it’s hitting a defenseless player.

 

That play was not helmet to helmet - it was helmet to shoulder - but it was leading with the helmet.

Shoulder pad to shoulder pad is not targeting.  

22 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


My nephew is a coach for a freshman team in the Chicago area and they don’t tackle in middle school. It was impressive how well the freshman tackled with good fundamentals their FIRST FUCKING YEAR TACKLING. Both teams too. Maybe you’re on to something with the 7 v 7 in Texas.

I’m convinced of it. It habituates leading with hands while avoiding contact or wrapping.

Amazing play by Cook.

3rd downs are a fucking adventure.

We fucking won and I'm going to enjoy it.

 

Forgot to add that Xavier Hutchinson was fucking incredible and I thank god that he left his feet for some reason to try and catch the deep ball.

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I will be interesting to tally up the unforced  errors on both sides and see who had more.

3 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Escaped by the skin of their ass, but play like today won't cut it against Ok St or TCU.

I don't think Texas can rely on TCU and OSU dropping a bunch of wide open passes.  And our pass defense is not very good.  

We won pussies!  We won sunshine pumpers!  Everyone slap hands!   Played terrible and pulled it out.  This W counts just as much as last week.  Let’s get  A LOT better before next  week.  
 

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Ewers had a terrible game but he can't be perfect.
Bijan put the game on his shoulders like last year's Tech game.
RoJo wants to go out with a win.
Jwhitt has so much fucking heart.
D got the turnover to quench it.
O had to get the first and they did.
It's a win! 5-2 seems a lot better than the "Show me 3 wins" bull shit. They gutted it out. JFC, the game ebbs and flows and holy shit, the reaction to a bad quarter, series, or mistake isn't "Nuke DKR".

2 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Ewers played poorly and was still 17/26 with 3 TDs

Against the best and most complex defense he’ll see. In his 3rd full game.

Just now, stork642 said:

Shoulder pad to shoulder pad is not targeting.  

I saw helmet to shoulder - as I said in my post

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Yeah, and yet RGIII kept saying it was definitely targeting for about 4 minutes before he changed his mind.

Fuck that pussy. He hates Texas. I'm so fucking glad I didn't have to listen to him. Glad that gimp saw what even my wife saw. A soccer ball getting loose after a hit with the shoulder 

2 minutes ago, Shaggyhorn said:

Screw it… I’ll take it. Fuck that monkey sitting on our back.

Yep, this. Don't care how they beat ISU today, lake of fire for that god damn program.

As someone who has lived thru the "4 yards and a cloud of dust" years, the Wooster years, Campbell, Ricky Williams,  Rosie Leaks, Jamaal Charles, Priest Holmes with Championship Teams, it is a rare privilege to watch a running back of this caliber. Those teams all had their share of critical third and ones and fourth and ones. That's what makes football exciting. Fingers crossed for a great second half of the season... and beyond!

1 minute ago, BluTechsan said:

I really don’t know what targeting is - and neither does anyone else.

One game it’s helmet to helmet contact.

One game it’s any contact when leading with helmet.

Some games it’s crown of helmet.

Others it’s launching with helmet contact.

and sometimes it’s hitting a defenseless player.

 

That play was not helmet to helmet - it was helmet to shoulder - but it was leading with the helmet.

You should have just stopped there.  It was a shoulder to shoulder hit.  Just leading with the head doesn't mean shit.  It has to be leading with forcible contact to the head or neck.

7 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:

You’ll never admit it, but the refs did you a solid there.

The fumble looked simultaneous to his knee touching.  The graphic said "down by contact" so they must have overturned that, which is somewhat surprising.

There was no targeting.  I won't entertain any discussion of that.

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If you want to talk about ISU getting screwed by the refs, take a look at the quick whistle in Ames when Mack was coaching.

But let's face it, the OSU visit to Austin in 2015 was probably the most crooked example of officiating ever.  Things have gotten better since Pickens died.

What were you saying again?

2 minutes ago, BluTechsan said:

I really don’t know what targeting is - and neither does anyone else.

One game it’s helmet to helmet contact.

One game it’s any contact when leading with helmet.

Some games it’s crown of helmet.

Others it’s launching with helmet contact.

and sometimes it’s hitting a defenseless player.

 

That play was not helmet to helmet - it was helmet to shoulder - but it was leading with the helmet.

He wasn’t defenseless- he was a fucking runner. If he’s not a QB there’s not even a targeting question 

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